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[quinns]

Beautiful post Z! I will not even attempt to match the eloquence of my good friend and ally, High Priest ZoboZeWarrior of Ireland!

I will simply say that I agree with the honorable Zobo's plan of not wasting any more serious military effort on the Greek leader, while the other nations of the world build up their civilizations and benefit from our weakening war. The Greek people have suffered enough under their warring leader. However, Mongol shall not respect any borders presented by Greece, nor any other words spewing forth from the lying mouth of the Greek menace.

[Franses]

Egyptian newsflash:
The Irish and Mongol leaders know how to say things in such a way that there people are not disappointed in them. The truth however is that they were unable to fulfill there objective which was (and probably still is) taking over the Greek civilization.

Darth Viper has set up a brilliant defensive strategy that clearly paid of. All settlers are accompanied by a regiment of phalanxes. As soon as he settles a city he builds what he calls "defense circles" around the city and makes sure that in the next turn another regiment of phalanxes is added to the defense, no matter what the cost is. From that point onwards he quickly adds one or even more phalanxes which make his cities nearly invincible.

The Egyptian pharao sent a letter to his friend Darth Viper, congratulating him with the results of his defense and warning him to build an offensive force now to ensure that his enemies are no longer able to come near his city. In Egypt Darth Viper is admired by all and his actions are an important example of defensive strategy in the military schools. The military advisors are looking forward to the day that Darth will also show his offensive capabilities.

[blackice]

Turn sent

[Azrael]

Dear Welsh leader,

We meet parts of your army all over the place. We are not sure what you regard as the borders of your country. We do not want to intrude in your area. So will you please tell us what you regard as your borders. You may send us your map or explain the borders in writing.

With kind regards,

Darth Viper

[quinns]

Turn 44 to Franses of the Egyptians

[Azrael]

Quinns, I did not (yet?) receive the turn. Could you please resend?

[ZoboZeWarrior]

Turn 45 to Greek.

[ZoboZeWarrior]

A Story from Athens Siege : The Samurai Path.

(Author warning : this text contains gross words).

Brogan was standing against the Rising Sun. Many Samurais were in morning meditation, as him. He was thinking about is Destiny and the meaning of the First Virtue of the Sun : Sacrifice. Valor is the second. Why Avatar Zobo asked them to break the Athens siege and march to the west, without a fight. He had prefer to sacrifice is life rather than leave this land without a valorous battle. But he reminded the third virtue, Humility. Yes indeed, the Messiah understand the universe Threads far better he can just imagine. He just an insignificant insect compared to Zobo, The Infant of The Sun. But even that, he know that Zobo love him. Yes, Zobo is the Sun Avatar, Her Messiah. And Love is one of the Virt…
"Hope that Greeks will drink that and choke to death, AH AH AH…", a fierce warrior was loudly laughing. His comrades and himself were peeing (and worst) in the river supplying Athens with fresh and fishy waters, far away downstream. Brogan knew him well. Gorwin Red Face was a proud and strong chief warrior. As all warriors is main Virtues was Courage and Valor. Spirituality wasn't. But Brogan respected him for his valor. He left his meditation and came near the big warrior.

"Glad to see you just before my departure, Gorwin. In few hours my unit will move."

"Wassup Brogan! You are not going to kick some Greeks ass today, uh ? Hum too bad. I too would have to fight a little. I just would so much eat … uh kill a Greek guy. I have no scalp to bring back to my female, she will beat me…Let piss with us in river to the Greeks bad health, AH AH AH!" [N.B. : think about Stalon voice when reading the warrior words]

"I'm sorry, dear friend, but I'm on duty, see you in the Holy Sun Field."

Brogan left his comrade. He thought that it would be fun to urinate in the river, but he's a True Samurai. And a True Samurai is Right and Virtuous. And a True Samurai doesn't pee in an enemy river. As is the hard Samurai Path.

[Franses]

LOL.

Well done.

[Av8tor]

Darth,

I propose the border be established at Pylos and Rhodes. You may have what is south and I will have what is North.

Nuke Boy
Leader of the Welsh

BTW Next Turn to Zo

[blackice]

Sorry Steve :0)

Turn has been sent

[quinns]

Haven't checked here in awhile. Sorry Ice, never got the turn. Please resend.

[blackice]

Okkie dokkie :0)


Ok this time I have it right lol turn 45 off to Quinns and Zabomafoo 80)

[This message has been edited by blackice (edited May 12, 2001).]

[ZoboZeWarrior]

quote: Originally posted by blackice on 05-12-2001 09:04 PM Ok this time I have it right lol turn 45 off to Quinns and Zabomafoo 80) [This message has been edited by blackice (edited May 12, 2001).]

Zobo Ze Warrior, Ze Ultimate Warrior, please Mistor Black Ice.

Turn 46 sent to Darth Viper.

[Azrael]

Dear Welsh leader:

I asked my advisors how to interpret your proposal. They were not really sure about what you mean. The line Pylos/Rhodes is not an East-West line.
There interpretation is that you mean we should not get North of a line drawn from Pylos to Rhodes.

Such a proposal however leaves us with hardly no space at all. The Mongol are fighting us for the region south of Rhodes while the Irish keep us from expanding to the West. We therefore suggest to give us somewhat more space to the Norht-East of Rhodes over to the sea at the East. Is this feasible? We do not know what the boundaries of your country are so it is difficult for us to guess what is reasonable.

Another option of course is that you help us liberate the country north of Argos from the Mongol infiltrators!! That would give us both more space to live in.

A third option is that we live together in peace and settle cities wherever each of us sees fit. We are a peacefull nation and are sure we are able to live together with the Welsh population.

Darth Viper