Monkey 2 - part VIII

[faded glory]

ROFLMAO

easy there don, just wanted to have fun before the hideous aliens come to there new home.

[TheBirdMan]

Maybe Don is satisfied to be a glorious no. 2.

And why did you ask for trouble - why in h... do you think, I am keeping my head down, where it is unlikely it would be shot off

Let the big guys play......

[Paul]

Turn 251 to TheBirdMan

[TheBirdMan]

Turn 252 to Saddam.

Letter to Zar Zaphod, room 251, Hotel D'Angleterre.

Sire,

I hope you helth is fine and the service at your hotel satisfactory.

Our glorious russian nation is steadily growing, just as planned.

One new settlement has been established on our new homeland.

As I earlier have reported, there is no sign of pollution on the island. It's rich and good.

Holland is continuing playing with the fire - what if they lost control with their alian expiriment???? If so, I hope the alians do not like human flesh! I still do not understand, why the other worldpowers allow this gambling?! Instead they are fooling around with each other - fx. have the americans gone to war again - this time against France. They were provoked by the new french leader, no doubt about this, but the war could easily have been stopped.


Captain Maximus.

[faded glory]

A young man name Rahmid allah was seen in Donograd... American authoritys attempted to apprehend him. What he had strapped to his chest, nobody knew. But he ran to the town center, and suddenly, nothing...... The city was no more. As the mighty hammer of allah was brought to bear upon the citizens therein.


On the 'conventional' front, more Republican gaurd troops poured into Troy and Stalingrad ...


troops and tanks backed bye hordes of aircraft battered the city, and its zionist occupiers therein.

This is only the begining


Saddam was said to have replied to General Don's comment If they are so 'superior'. I wonder why there brigades are not even fully equipped?






When this is all said and done, we will emerge on top

[Max Webster]

A young man named Ronald Mc'Donald was seen in running through the streets of Donograd handing out Big Macs and Shakes. He was treated as saviour, a man who defied odds and beat back the towel heads evil actions. His actions horrified the infiltrators who tried to sneak into the city after the big bang.

Our foreign minister would like to inform the French that our first lady is quite upset with them. She would like to tell you that only she can call the President her B!tch. You see she likes that S&M stuff and likes to tie up the president and beats him on the ass with a whip. The whole time yelling " Whos your daddy?"

Our Generals have commented on the war saying that when they get around to it they might take a look at seeing how we can defeat the French. They report that yes stalingrad and troy were captured but once again easily recaptured. Our war machine is getting in full gear supplying units at steadily increasing rate. They are a little concerned about friendly fire, it seems our troops find it just as much fun to blow each other up as the enemy.

President Don doesn't recall any comments about being so superior. But doesn't disagree with it at all, just being american makes us superior. The mere fact that we and only we can sing the american national anthem is proof that we are just the hottest thing since sliced bread. You should get down on your knees and thank god that we allow you to exist in our presence.

Turn 252 to Lung

[Max Webster]

I think i just learned something new about this game. Saddam
(bless his kind heart) just nuked me with a spy. You see I was under the impression that ctp was like civ2 in that you needed to build a nuke. Then you could use a spy and your newly built nuke to nuke a city. So I was quite suprised when I found I got nuked, especially since Paul built the nanite defuser a few turns ago. So I take it that a spy can go on nuking even after nukes have been abolished from the face of the planet.

[faded glory]

Yep, Spy's can always nuke. Even after nukes have been abandoned. But there is still a crappy success chance (25% I think).

[TheBirdMan]

Dam.... it. If I only had known this in the DC game, then you should have seen some fun (for me)........

[Paul]

Turn 252 to TheBirdMan

[TheBirdMan]

Turn 253 to Saddam.

"And here is a letter for our Dutch ally:

Dear etc. etc....

I shall hereby respectfully ask you not to make national obstructions against russian trade.

I have approved a new traderoute between russian cities, but due to the distance, we have to reload the cargo and use dutch merchants and transports as a link between our cities.

Pls do not demand tax - or worse, hold back our goodies. Or deny our goods to be transported through you nation.

Regards from

Captain Maxim"

[faded glory]

Indeed american Conscripts were able to strike into french territory taking Taganrock and troy. But Taganrock was retaken with only minimal resistance.. And stacks of Elite Republican Gaurd Armor once again retook the war torn city of Troy.

The American airforce came out in force. They also were met with force and were downed ..

We also see that the americans have now begun pirating Civilian trade routes... They have now opened pandoras box, any international trade routes are warned that he (don) will pirate them.







Keep in mind Don that I never built up for this attack or anything.....This was a spur of the moment thing. I just wanted to have some fun before the paul clones the alien.

[Max Webster]

Yes I realize that, Yeti built all that stuff. You do what you have to do Saddam. I don't really want war but like you I would like to have some fun before the end. I also realize where BM is coming from too and what he says makes more sense. But... well what can I do. This has been a very strange game right from the beginning, thats all I know.

Also I don't know if you sent the turn or not but if you did could you resend it please. Thanks.

[faded glory]

Ok sorry, I was so busy yapping I forgot to send turn

Turn sent

[Max Webster]

US forces continue to make gains in their border skirmish with the French. Though the city of Troy remains in enemy hands, recon missions report 8 warwalkers and 1 tank residing in this city. Our factories continue to pour out war machines, a small number of these will be diverted to deal with this small force residing in troy.

During the year one enemy aircraft carrior, 1 space plane, 2 transport ( hopefully fully loaded) 1 spy plane has been destroyed.

Several enemy cities were captured. Yetigrad was one those captured, the evil statue of Yeti was destroyed by a demolition team. For those that don't know Yeti was the evil leader of the fascist french before the savage Saddam made his way to the top in a bloody coup.

We don't recall pirating any trade routes, we are sorry if we pirated any other countries trade route. We never even thought of pirating any French trade routes, but thanks for the Idea.

We will continue defending ourselves until the French see the light and cease hostilites toward us.

If the French don't stop we will sic our secret weapon on you, her name is Monica. She will suck the skin off your troops from 500 hundred yards.