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The superior science of the Australian empire has uncovered impending doom for our world!!! 
Our scientists predict a great catastrophe of global proportions within our very lifetime! Furthermore, we have conclusive proof that this is a direct result of pollution caused by industry, of which factories and oil refineries are the prime culprits 
This pollution has increased to massive levels in recent years, and with the exponential increases in pollution by such environmental vandals as the Indians, this is expected in as few as 20 years! The horrific result of this pollution will be rising sea levels, which will wipe out much of the world's coastal cities and islands, and not just in Australia 
Vast areas of The Netherlands are expected to be affected, which defies logic insofar as the Dutch are the second biggest polluter in the world. All countries are expected to be adversely affected, and as much as half of the world's population centres could disappear underwater!!!
Beyond any doubt is the fact that the vast majority of the pollution is emanating from India Due to the serious nature of this crime against nature and humanity, we have taken the only pertinent action.....
The offending Indian city of Nagpur has been occupied by Australian forces, and pollution-reduction strategies were immediately implemented in the city's factories. We expect an immediate reduction in pollution from Nagpur. Other offending Indian cities will be captured and converted into more 'environmentally friendly' cities, until the global threat is reduced to allow us time to research ways of reducing pollution to sustainable levels.
Don Bradman the Great is sorry to dissappoint the benevolent Paul of the Dutch, but be warned, if the Dutch don't mend their polluting ways, similar drastic action may be considered in future
Our scientists predict a great catastrophe of global proportions within our very lifetime! Furthermore, we have conclusive proof that this is a direct result of pollution caused by industry, of which factories and oil refineries are the prime culprits This pollution has increased to massive levels in recent years, and with the exponential increases in pollution by such environmental vandals as the Indians, this is expected in as few as 20 years!
The horrific result of this pollution will be rising sea levels, which will wipe out much of the world's coastal cities and islands, and not just in Australia Vast areas of The Netherlands are expected to be affected, which defies logic insofar as the Dutch are the second biggest polluter in the world. All countries are expected to be adversely affected, and as much as half of the world's population centres could disappear underwater!!! Beyond any doubt is the fact that the vast majority of the pollution is emanating from India
Due to the serious nature of this crime against nature and humanity, we have taken the only pertinent action.....WAR!!!
The offending Indian city of Nagpur has been occupied by Australian forces, and pollution-reduction strategies were immediately implemented in the city's factories. We expect an immediate reduction in pollution from Nagpur. Other offending Indian cities will be captured and converted into more 'environmentally friendly' cities, until the global threat is reduced to allow us time to research ways of reducing pollution to sustainable levels.
Don Bradman the Great is sorry to dissappoint the benevolent Paul of the Dutch, but be warned, if the Dutch don't mend their polluting ways, similar drastic action may be considered in future
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