Turn 112--> Sophanthro
Concern grows as the number of turns to catastrophe is now less than 30. This in spite of the completion today of nuclear plants in Assyria with 2 more scheduled to go online tomorrow.
Speaking of online, we wish to communicate to the Romans that Assyria Online is only holsum family fare, and contains NO adult content. We have no association with any PERV material. However, the Freedom of Expression laws in Assyria are very clear, and they say that our government cannot stop the Welsh should they wish to, for example, focus a real-time PERV camera on those maiden's sunbathing gardens in Rome, and put it on their own website.
Still, such matters will matter little if we wake up to find our cities undrwater. So, we call to all nations to intensify their efforts before it is too late!
King Rick

It appears that our efforts against pollution are having an effect. Wales now estimates 31 turns until global catastrophe. This is greater than the previous results that had shown 30 turns, and has been the cause for much beer drinking and singing across Wales.

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