Banana Embassy

[PJayTycy]

Originally posted by Snoddasmannen
Tell them that we tremble before the wrath of The Great Banana, who dwells so ripe and righteous in the evergreen glades of divine fruits, nuts and assorted vegetables.

We will of course release their workers, and send them back home, immediately. Furthermore, as a gesture of our respect and love for all Bananas, even the really old, brown bananas, we will provide the workers with a sizeable military escort, to ensure their safety in these troublesome times.

Please have all your warriors leave the dusty and crowded cities and come meet us out in the open so that we may join hands and dance happily under the blue sky.

[binTravkin]

message proposal:

Oh Great Banana!

We tremble before the wrath of The Great Banana, who dwells so ripe and righteous in the evergreen glades of divine fruits, nuts and assorted vegetables.

We will of course release your workers, and send them back home, immediately. Furthermore, as a gesture of our respect and love for all Bananas, even the really old, brown bananas, we will provide the workers with a sizeable military escort, to ensure their safety in these troublesome times.

Please have all your warriors leave the dusty and crowded cities and come meet us out in the open so that we may join hands and dance happily under the blue sky.

AC

edited one more "their"->"your" -- PJayTycy

[Snoddasmannen]

Looks good to me

[binTravkin]

sent

[Kataphraktoi]

Originally posted by binTravkin

LOS = Line Of Sight?

Right, the idea is to promise restitution and claim we only wanted the city site and any other BS the diplos can come up with while the army marches ASAP to attack. Probably of no use in this situation as we know they have no defence with or without advance warning.
Obviously this cant work in civ4

[PJayTycy]

new message :

Followers of Yang,
Team Banana grows in ways that you do not know of. As we say, "The plantain thickens the stew."

You have disgraced yourself as Malbonaj Homoj! Stop your star-crossed hegemony now. Return to your place among the Boneco while you still can.

Name terms that you'd be willing to surrender to, and the Great Banana, whose name dare not be uttered, might have mercy on your nation.

Nia Lando!
Nia Batalo!
Nia BANANO!

The Diplomatic Banana





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[binTravkin]

One thing they do good

[binTravkin]

binTravkin

This may not be a normal request - but I'll ask anyway.

As we are all aware - the end of Team Banana is very close (very close) - and I would ask you to consider if AC will grant us one favour.

If/when you eliminate us, I would ask that someone from AC PM's me - and that you hold the save for about 24 hours.

We would like to have this time to post our farewell from the game.

As I said before - Well Played to AC!

Nugog

[PJayTycy]

I see no problems with that. I expect their farewell message will be very AC-hatefull, but as it's all roleplaying anyway, I'm looking forward to it.l

[binTravkin]

Response sent:

Hi Nugog!

Team AC will fulfill your request.

best,
bT

[binTravkin]

Last message from Bananas:

This diplomatic office is now closed.

Good luck to all the Homoj De Boneco of Nia Kontinento

Vivu la Banano!
Vivu la Boneco!

-The Diplomatic Banana

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