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We interrupt the dead silence in this thread, to announce that the city of Bananapolis has at last been liberated from the cruel oppressors of Banana elite. The common Banana people rejoice in festivities, celebrating their newly acquired freedom.
A governor has been appointed for the city, chosen by the people of Banana from the wisest men amongst themselves and an envoy, chosen from the most trustworthy, has been sent to the capital city of Beijing to represent the Banana people at the High Council of Centaurians.
To celebrate the event and calm down the angry ultra-patriots and supporters of Banana despotism, the city has been declared exempt from any taxes and federal building projects for the next 50 years.
A governor has been appointed for the city, chosen by the people of Banana from the wisest men amongst themselves and an envoy, chosen from the most trustworthy, has been sent to the capital city of Beijing to represent the Banana people at the High Council of Centaurians.
To celebrate the event and calm down the angry ultra-patriots and supporters of Banana despotism, the city has been declared exempt from any taxes and federal building projects for the next 50 years.
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