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  • Centaurian Declaration of WAR on team Banana!!

    As of 0300 hours Apolyton time and 650 BC game time a State of WAR exists between team Alpha Centauri and team Banana. Team AC has acted to liberate the oppressed peoples of the Banana kleptocracy from from their *cough* phallic *cough* Idolatry and bring them to the one true Yang.

    Long simmering tensions between AC and the Nanas have motivated many in the Centaurian hierarchy to advocate use of force but events happening only recently have proved the final straw. Centaurian border patrols came across a band of Bananaians being driven into a fierce and inhospitable desert by a band of club wielding thugs. Our soldiers were shocked to learn from the people that they were being driven against their will by agents of their own state through the harsh desert to found a colony on the edge of Centaurian territory. Their condition was intolerable, children were clothed in Banana leaves and everyone wore Banana peels instead of proper shoes, they had nothing but odd Banana flavored IceCream confections to eat for weeks. Not only was this an unspeakable cruelty but a clear affront to Centaurian sovereign territory that could not be tolerated.

    Wise battlefield commanders briefly withdrew and reported their findings and the Supream Centaurian council was called, all seven members were present and a unanimous declaration of war was issued. Couriers reached the now reinforced border patrol which carried out its orders will lightning precision. Forces of the Cho-ko-Norris Regiment engaged the pathetically outmatch band of Banana thugs and finding their Crossbows unnecessary simply round house kicked their opponents into the next expansion pack without the loss of a single man. Simultaneously members of the Blood Ax clan liberated the Civilians, prodding them proper clothing and escorted women and children back to Centaurian territory ware a new life awaited them, the men of the group were so grateful they pledged to assist their new homeland as a work detail, already they have been put to work aiding the war effort which will soon liberate the remainder of their people. The swift conclusion of the war is all but guaranteed by skilled righteous and technologically superior forces of Centauri.

    The spirit of Yangism fills the hearts of the Centaurian people, even know the spiritual furvor has reached such hights that Yangism has become the most dominant religion on Earth and Centaurian lands are in a state of Pandemonium. Soon all the Banana people will follow the way of the Yang.
    Companions the creator seeks, not corpses, not herds and believers. Fellow creators, the creator seeks - those who write new values on new tablets. Companions the creator seeks, and fellow harvesters; for everything about him is ripe for the harvest. - Thus spoke Zarathustra, Fredrick Nietzsche

  • #2
    RP:

    The great Banana has looked wisely upon Yang. You pretended to be our friend. We could have been great friends ruling the world together. Traitors shall not go unpushed by the Boneco. We even shared you in our decsion on where our next city would be since our planned site had been close to one of your cities. You just slaved the settler. We had open borders. Vox and Gathering Storm will not go unnoticing to the most pwerful nation on Nia Kontinento increasing its land. Even those great enemies know they most unite if they want live. This propoganda minister has told false stories. Only our women wear banana shoes and only in times of morning. They were morning that they were being taking. The banana leaf cloths are part of ritual cermenomy to ask the Boneco for guidence. Our wise men smoking bananas in the mountians knew that there would be an agressor to the Banana. We never thought it would be our great friends. We hope a destrojero eats you alive.

    /RP
    USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA!
    The video may avatar is from

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    • #3
      Somehow I think a team that built 3 wonders won;t have an awful lot dedicated to military as well.

      You just wasted six ... no, seven ... seconds of your life reading this sentence.

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      • #4
        We'll see about that one
        -- What history has taught us is that people do not learn from history.
        -- Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning.

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        • #5
          Originally posted by Krill
          Somehow I think a team that built 3 wonders won;t have an awful lot dedicated to military as well.

          Perhaps, but I think what units they do have are top-notch.

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          • #6
            I forgot to mention that they were pretending to build a trade route to us so they get troops to use more easily
            USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA!
            The video may avatar is from

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            • #7
              Originally posted by Will9
              I forgot to mention that they were pretending to build a trade route to us so they get troops to use more easily
              Pffft lame, if AC were real villains they'd have got you to build the "trade route" to them.

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              • #8
                Pffft lame, if AC were real villains they'd have got you to build the "trade route" to them.
                Well, they didn't hook on that one..
                -- What history has taught us is that people do not learn from history.
                -- Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning.

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                • #9
                  believe me, we tried that one
                  http://www.danasoft.com/sig/scare2140.jpg

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                  • #10
                    I just wait input from my partners.

                    If they agree with me perhaps AC shall gain nothing from his

                    evil deed.

                    Best regards,

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                    • #11
                      Unless you manage to sink your part of continent, that's highly unbelievable.
                      -- What history has taught us is that people do not learn from history.
                      -- Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning.

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                      • #12
                        They have planet busters? ! :O

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                        • #13
                          [RP:
                          Kisi la Bananon
                          /RP
                          I don't know why he saved my life. Maybe in those last moments he loved life more than he ever had before. Not just his life - anybody's life, my life. All he'd wanted were the same answers the rest of us want. Where did I come from? Where am I going? How long have I got? All I could do was sit there and watch him die.

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                          • #14
                            -- What history has taught us is that people do not learn from history.
                            -- Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning.

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                            • #15
                              RP:
                              Via deŝir estas malplena
                              /RP
                              I don't know why he saved my life. Maybe in those last moments he loved life more than he ever had before. Not just his life - anybody's life, my life. All he'd wanted were the same answers the rest of us want. Where did I come from? Where am I going? How long have I got? All I could do was sit there and watch him die.

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