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**ChrisiusMaximus** · January 12, 2003, 06:22

Mr Goober you should not really have left this unwritten for so long, as others have said the feedback you got with out actually delivering anything does show that people like your stuff.

Youre last piece was your best so far and we are looking forward to more from you.

I fail to see why you should feel so incensed by Scratch and I would say it is his work, IMHO he is a very necessary part of this forum. Hes an excellent writer and usually very funny to boot, and as said will usually change his stuff later.

He does the same to all the stories here, Comment!! for good ao bad, and that is my reason to see him as necessary. In my first piece he made several whacky predictions as I posted it some of which were ignored but some ideas that I used.

MY advice dont start a thread for a story untill you have at least some of it ready to post.

**gooberboob** · January 12, 2003, 15:13

The wet packing sound of fists to flesh echoed from the other side of the cold aluminum door. Thock thock thock SLAMMMM three blows by Yuute and Scratch had made an impressive dent in the metal of this portal.

"Sorry about that, Yuute Hergeshlervenshvicschlocken here, just making another ummmm 'Impression' yeah, that's what I'm doing. I'm sorry to say that Scratch is now dead... little bugger didn't even fiight, he kinda just threw up all over everything... but I've been trained to hate him, so if I see him, I beat him

"

"Anyway, you are here because you want a story, and I am now here because Goober cannot put up with whining very long, and any thread he starts he reads at least 60 times a day to get his view count up."

((Author's note: That's not true, I only read it like 58 times or if I'm really busy like getting married or something, then I read it like at MOST 57 times, really.))

"Anyhow, it looks like I'm Scandinavian eh? And according to what I told you guys before, it looks like I must reflect on my life in Scandinavia, well, here goes."

In a CRAPPY country, minutes away by concorde jet......

"Hergeshlervenshvicschlocken!! Get your patookus out here and clean these clubs pronto!!"

Clubs... that's right, clubs. It was 1842 and here I was cleaning retarded arse-raping sticks of crappiness.

"FVCK THIS! I'm going to America!"

I didn't care if I was the best club cleaner in the most technologically advanced unit of the Scandinavian army, I'd rather be sailing, so I hijacked a galley and burned water... err ummm whatever, I made the boat go fast... to America!

Fifteen minutes later, I got to move 3 more squares... it was great!!

Fifteen and a half minutes later, I got to move 3 more squares... it was still great, albeit not as great as the first time.

Four hours later, moving 3 squares was just pissing me off. Luckily, I could see America.

Fifteen minutes later, I was there!!

I came into the harbor of New York, and was greeted by a ... you'll never believe this... a gigantic green woman, surely a woman of such girth would be able to handle the last name of Hergeshlervenshvicschlocken!

"Heey baby, I'm Yuute, Yuute Hergeshlervenshvicschlocken."

"THAT'S MY LINE!!!!"

Shaka charged me from nowhere, what an a-hole, just because I CAN talk like Barry White and he can't, now here he was trying to take my woman.

"Don't make me do to you what I did to Scratch... Shaka"

"Who the hell are you to tell me what to do?"

"I am Yuute Hergeshlervenshvicschlocken, you raped my brother, prepare to die!"

I don't have a brother, but I wanted to see if he'd ever raped a guy.

"Scratch's last name is Hergeshlervenshvicschlocken?"

"No, now I'm gonna kill you for even mentioning it!"

Indeed I killed Shaka, but his spirit still lived on.

"Heeeey baby... AWWW it's a dude!!!"

Shaka went to H E double hockey sticks, I got to go to jail because I was an illegal immigrant, and apparently in America, killing is wrong.

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I hope this will tide you guys over for a while.

**Centauri18** · January 12, 2003, 16:19

Uh... that was certainly interesting.

**SKILORD** · January 12, 2003, 16:29

"THAT'S MY LINE!!!!"

apparently in America, killing is wrong.

lots of differences in the new world....

I liked it.

**vovan** · January 12, 2003, 17:42

**BigDork** · January 12, 2003, 19:16

Originally posted by gooberboob
first time.
Shaka charged me from nowhere, what an a-hole, just because I CAN talk like Barry White and he can't, now here he was trying to take my woman.

Good tie in to your last story.

BigD

**History Guy** · January 12, 2003, 23:15

Woah.

**unscratchedfoot** · January 13, 2003, 00:11

Originally posted by gooberboob
ok, Ill write it after an extremely well-written and well thought-out apology

I'm still waiting for your apology goob.

**SKILORD** · January 13, 2003, 01:51

With every bullet that flies between you two i wince.

**ChrisiusMaximus** · January 13, 2003, 04:39

Sorry Scratch but I think both of you should calm down, Ive put a post in your new thread in support of you.

Gooberboob I do like your stuff but I feel you have a little growing up to do, I understand that you felt annoyed by Scratches smiley, but two wrongs do not make a right.

Any sympathy you may have been getting from my corner has evaporated at the thought of your very personal attack and suggestive comments regarding Scratches Mother.

Please find it within yourself to swallow your pride and have a slice of humble pie, apologise to eachother,

without need for the other to go first.

**SKILORD** · January 13, 2003, 14:41

If you stopped the story again scratch, i'll be pissed.

What was the point in doing this on each and every one of his stories?

Chrisus is right, two wrongs aren't.

**gooberboob** · January 13, 2003, 19:38

I wrote no such e-mail, in fact, I challenge Scratch to produce a copy of it with my e-mail address.

**SKILORD** · January 14, 2003, 16:30

goob, isn't your email adress on the site?

Another thing, if you send an email here it doesn't come from your email adress, but from here (i think)

**gooberboob** · January 14, 2003, 20:23

Oh, I guess it does, but I didn't send Scratch that e-mail, and I think his bailing after accusing me of writing it is a fair indicator that he knows I did not send it. I would never insult someone's mother over a puking smiley, or even his trashing my Barry White jokes, I am dissapointed that he did not find my stories funny, but considering his being from a different culture (I think he said Japan) I can see why.

**SKILORD** · January 15, 2003, 15:17

go write your story goob.