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    I am Yuute Hergeshlervenshvicschlocken

    "Hergeshlervenshvicschlocken, Yuute Hergeshlervenshvicschlocken"

    "Get away from me you creep!"

    That line ALWAYS works for James Bond, why not Yuute Hergeshlervenshvicschlocken? It is because I am Yuute Hergeshlervenshvicschlocken, the man with the longest last name in America. As you may have guessed, but probably didn't, I am an immigrant to this country from the barbaric nation of Scandinavia. Democracy, personal freedoms, and sexy women are my reasons for coming here (not in that order of course...Goober's writing this after all).

    This tale will reflect on my old life in Scandinavia, my career in the military, as well as some more personal aspects of my life. Some may find it tragic, most will probably just laugh a lot, hopefully all who read this will enjoy it.

    Keep an eye on this thread for the first chapter!
    -Yuute Hergeshlervenshvicschlocken
    Weaseling out of things is what separates us from the animals....except the weasel -Homer
    Who's up for some scroungin'? -Homer
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  • #2
    Ok...i hope this has a point.

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    • #3
      When I was working in a bank a Pakistani gentleman came in with a name 3 times longer than your Yuute dude has, about 100 letters long set up in 3 pieces. I refused to process his withdrawal until I had finished addressing him. He waited patiently nodding and grinning. I love long names. They have character, unlike the boring Bob's, Bill's, joe's, chris's etc.

      Today apolyton set a record by interrupting my visit here today with about 11 pop-up ads!
      Here is an interesting scenario to check out. The Vietnam war is cool.

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      • #4
        Bond used the name (spelling just a guess here) Klaus Hergeshiemer in "Diamonds Are Forever."

        As far as the popups go...I always use Opera when I go to Apolyton.
        My Civ Stories:
        Oil...and Sponges,Great Big Death Story of MRkorth, My Dinner With Xerxes, E.V.I.L., The Bijou - which I swear I will finish someday!, The Man Who Would Be King,, Will it Go ‘Round in Circles?, Man on the Street, Myron VS. the Volcano, Chairmen of the Border, The Turn of Time.

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        • #5
          Yuute Hergeshlervenshvicschlocken, you might want to meet Johann Gambolputty de von
          Ausfern-schplenden-schlitter-crasscrenbon-fried-digger-dingle-dangle-
          dongle-dungle-burstein-von-knacker-thrasher-apple-banger-horowitz-
          ticolensic-grander-knotty-spelltinkle-grandlich-grumblemeyer-
          spelterwasser-kurstlich-himbleeisen-bahnwagen-gutenabend-bitte-ein-
          nurnburger-bratwustle-gernspurten-mitz-weimache-luber-hundsfut-
          gumberaber-shonedanker-kalbsfleisch-mittler-aucher von Hautkopft of Ulm.

          Well, actually, he's dead, but how about his great great great great grandson, Heinrich Gambolputty de von
          Ausfern-schplenden-schlitter-crasscrenbon-fried-digger-dingle-dangle-
          dongle-dungle-burstein-von-knacker-thrasher-apple-banger-horowitz-
          ticolensic-grander-knotty-spelltinkle-grandlich-grumblemeyer-
          spelterwasser-kurstlich-himbleeisen-bahnwagen-gutenabend-bitte-ein-
          nurnburger-bratwustle-gernspurten-mitz-weimache-luber-hundsfut-
          gumberaber-shonedanker-kalbsfleisch-mittler-aucher von Hautkopft of Ulm?
          One OS to rule them all,
          One OS to find them,
          One OS to bring them all
          and in the darkness bind them.

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          • #6
            Promising, maybe.
            Read Blessed be the Peacemakers | Read Political Freedom | Read Pax Germania: A Story of Redemption | Read Unrelated Matters | Read Stains of Blood and Ash | Read Ripper: A Glimpse into the Life of Gen. Jack Sterling | Read Deutschland Erwachte! | Read The Best Friend | Read A Mothers Day Poem | Read Deliver us From Evil | Read The Promised Land

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            • #7
              Might be interesting. Let's see what you got up your sleeve, goober...
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              • #8
                So like when are the goods due ?
                A proud member of the "Apolyton Story Writers Guild".There are many great stories at the Civ 3 stories forum, do yourself a favour and visit the forum. Lose yourself in one of many epic tales and be inspired to write yourself, as I was.

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                • #9
                  A valid query....
                  Read Blessed be the Peacemakers | Read Political Freedom | Read Pax Germania: A Story of Redemption | Read Unrelated Matters | Read Stains of Blood and Ash | Read Ripper: A Glimpse into the Life of Gen. Jack Sterling | Read Deutschland Erwachte! | Read The Best Friend | Read A Mothers Day Poem | Read Deliver us From Evil | Read The Promised Land

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                  • #10
                    sorry guys, I got finals this week and next, but I'll get around to it
                    Weaseling out of things is what separates us from the animals....except the weasel -Homer
                    Who's up for some scroungin'? -Homer

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                    • #11
                      While we're on the subject of funny names, there was a gentleman in my home town named Harry ****, and this I can assure you was for real.
                      Here is an interesting scenario to check out. The Vietnam war is cool.

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                      • #12
                        maybe change a letter Scratch

                        I know a guy named Yu Fuk Mi
                        Weaseling out of things is what separates us from the animals....except the weasel -Homer
                        Who's up for some scroungin'? -Homer

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                        • #13
                          Last year in college, I had a neighbor named Man Hung.
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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by gooberboob
                            maybe change a letter Scratch

                            I know a guy named Yu Fuk Mi
                            joke right?
                            Last edited by unscratchedfoot; March 14, 2003, 13:38.
                            Here is an interesting scenario to check out. The Vietnam war is cool.

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                            • #15
                              A former supervisor of mine told us he once worked with a Pakistani named Anal Sh**hole (a-NAL Shi-Toe-lee)
                              One OS to rule them all,
                              One OS to find them,
                              One OS to bring them all
                              and in the darkness bind them.

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