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  • #91
    Fear the mad, wet hens.
    (\__/)
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    • #92
      When you start fearing GS poulty...
      A true ally stabs you in the front.

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      • #93
        Then we have you where we want you.
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        • #94
          Honestly though. Them chickens is scarey. Storm Chickens. Think about it.

          It would help if they could hit what they pecked at, though.
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          • #95
            Did Vox disturbe GS's chickens (and scare their women) ? Oh my, run, run for your lives ...
            "The only way to avoid being miserable is not to have enough leisure to wonder whether you are happy or not. "
            --George Bernard Shaw
            A fast word about oral contraception. I asked a girl to go to bed with me and she said "no".
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            • #96
              Fear the chickens.
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              • #97
                nye, let me guess your next post:

                "Fear the mad, wet hens."

                Well ??
                "The only way to avoid being miserable is not to have enough leisure to wonder whether you are happy or not. "
                --George Bernard Shaw
                A fast word about oral contraception. I asked a girl to go to bed with me and she said "no".
                --Woody Allen

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                • #98
                  Storm Chickens...

                  Even worse than Battle Cows.

                  ROTFLMAO

                  Our poultry strike fear into the hearts of men.

                  :grin:
                  The greatest delight for man is to inflict defeat on his enemies, to drive them before him, to see those dear to them with their faces bathed in tears, to bestride their horses, to crush in his arms their daughters and wives.

                  Duas uncias in puncta mortalis est.

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                  • #99
                    Originally posted by Tiberius
                    nye, let me guess your next post:

                    "Fear the mad, wet hens."

                    Well ??
                    Only the brave, or the mad, disturb our chickens.
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                    • nye, you're unpredictable
                      "The only way to avoid being miserable is not to have enough leisure to wonder whether you are happy or not. "
                      --George Bernard Shaw
                      A fast word about oral contraception. I asked a girl to go to bed with me and she said "no".
                      --Woody Allen

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                      • So are the chickens. They're fearsome I tell ya!

                        Never know which square they'll put they're 'X' in. Of course, that could be because you can never tell what a Storm Chicken will hit when they peck.
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                        • ...as Vox Immortals crank up their barbeque's....
                          Cry havoc and let slip the dogs of war .... aw, forget that nonsense. Beer, please.

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                          • As soon as we research the tech "Chickenfeed" we'll be able to upgrade them to the even MORE fearsome "Chickenhawks" but....that's still a few turns away yet....

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                            • You guys are crazy. All of you.
                              ALL OF YOU!!!!!!
                              * a fork of lightning lights the night sky and a powerful thunder fills the air *

                              Hey, that was cool. What do I need to do to make that happen again?
                              "Close your eyes, for your eyes will only tell the truth,
                              And the truth isn't what you want to see,
                              Close your eyes, and let music set you free..."
                              - Phantom of the Opera

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                              • From the Vox Ministry of Information

                                650BC

                                Voxian troops moved adjacent to the first GS city today. Barring unforeseen resistance, we expect to take the city next turn.

                                On our eastern front - advancing toops have spotted the vulnerable city of sandstorm, as well as the enemy's iron supply.

                                Voxian troops expect to be dining on GS poultry shortly.

                                May the One guide the swords of the Immortals in the upcoming battles.
                                Cry havoc and let slip the dogs of war .... aw, forget that nonsense. Beer, please.

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