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  • Originally posted by BetaHound
    From the Vox Ministry of Information

    650BC
    Not again...

    Voxian troops moved adjacent to the first GS city today.


    Barring unforeseen resistance,
    You still haven't learned.

    On our eastern front - advancing toops have spotted the vulnerable city of sandstorm,


    as well as the enemy's iron supply.
    You're good at scouting, but how do you expect to land there?
    Drill through fortified veteran pikemen on mountains, perhaps?

    Voxian troops expect to be dining on GS poultry shortly.
    There's a typo there. It should read: "Voxian troops expect to be dined by GS poultry shortly.
    "Close your eyes, for your eyes will only tell the truth,
    And the truth isn't what you want to see,
    Close your eyes, and let music set you free..."
    - Phantom of the Opera

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    • The "Eastern Front" that's one with all of three guys in it, right? Just....you know...checking....

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      • Two actually, judging by my screenshots. Yes, a threat indeed.
        "Close your eyes, for your eyes will only tell the truth,
        And the truth isn't what you want to see,
        Close your eyes, and let music set you free..."
        - Phantom of the Opera

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        • Hey, I thought we had chickens defending that iron of ours? Those pikes stink... at least our chickens don't produce that much GaS.

          DeepO

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          • Voxian troops expect to be dining on GS poultry shortly.
            We always take good care of POW
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            Then why call him God? - Epicurus

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            • Originally posted by alva

              We always take good care of POW

              Would that be Kung Pow Chicken, alva?

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              • So many words, so little blood...
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                • Is there even a war going on??
                  A true ally stabs you in the front.

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                  • You mean like in port Isolisation a couple of turns ago?
                    Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able? Then he is not omnipotent. Is he able, but not willing? Then he is malevolent. Is he both able and willing? Then whence cometh evil? Is he neither able nor willing?
                    Then why call him God? - Epicurus

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                    • Hmm, what happened at Port Isolation?
                      My words are backed with hard coconuts.

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                      • we don't know yet... messengers take a long time to arrive from isolated places...
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                        • Nothing.
                          "Close your eyes, for your eyes will only tell the truth,
                          And the truth isn't what you want to see,
                          Close your eyes, and let music set you free..."
                          - Phantom of the Opera

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                          • Don't you mean Wittlich West?!?
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                            • So was operation McArthur a failure, or a nonstarter?

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                              • I thought it was "Operation Immortal Beloved"...a terribly witty title, by the way. Brilliant, in fact.

                                And are we supposed to believe a guy who looks suspiciously like Muhammad Sahaf?

                                Wait a moment...

                                (picks up the old Batphone)
                                Empire growing,
                                Pleasures flowing,
                                Fortune smiles and so should you.

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