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They stopped researching a millennia or so ago, they couldn't possibly be so advanced... could they? 
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"Close your eyes, for your eyes will only tell the truth,
And the truth isn't what you want to see,
Close your eyes, and let music set you free..."
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Thanks!Originally posted by Shiber
Love the new avatar Beta!!
The fact that a monkey is doing the broadcasts will have no impact on the integrity amd veracity of the reporting.The only drawback is that now Vox Controli will have a monkey giving out the war reports, once the game goes back on track.
Now how are we supposed to believe a monkey?
Cry havoc and let slip the dogs of war .... aw, forget that nonsense. Beer, please.Comment
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I was actually thinking that the credibility will soar.Originally posted by BetaHound
Thanks!
The fact that a monkey is doing the broadcasts will have no impact on the integrity amd veracity of the reporting.
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Ah, so the monkey will lie as well as the minister of Info?The fact that a monkey is doing the broadcasts will have no impact on the integrity amd veracity of the reporting.
There is no credibility to soar.I was actually thinking that the credibility will soar.Proud Member of the ISDG Apolyton Team; Member #2 in the Apolyton Yact Club.
King of Trafalgar and Lord of all Isolationia in the Civ III PTW Glory of War team.
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May God Bless.Comment
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I assume you know that yellow bent thing you talk to is not a microphone? Yummy... Give it to me!
My words are backed with hard coconuts.Comment
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/me is about to throw the banana... RUN, MONKEYS, RUN!!!The greatest delight for man is to inflict defeat on his enemies, to drive them before him, to see those dear to them with their faces bathed in tears, to bestride their horses, to crush in his arms their daughters and wives.
Duas uncias in puncta mortalis est.Comment
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Banana firing has commenced.
-Arriangrog want tank...Grog Want Tank... GROG WANT TANK!
The trick isn't to break some eggs to make an omelette, it's convincing the eggs to break themselves in order to aspire to omelettehood.Comment
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Long time, no "daily" war report. I'm starting to miss the things; if Beta ever loses his job with Vox, at least he has a career as a humorist to fall back on.
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Well what can he say at the moment? "Our immortals lost their map, and have spend the last 40 years wandering in circles in the mountains of Gathering Storm. Troops that aren't lost are staying still to avoid becoming lost."
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Vulture - are you looking to take over the position of Voxian Minister of Information?
Please be advised that the Voxian Minister of Information took advantage of the recent hiatus to go on vacation to the jungle. We expect him to return to regular reporting shortly. Please stay tuned.Cry havoc and let slip the dogs of war .... aw, forget that nonsense. Beer, please.Comment
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I regret to inform the people of Vox Controli that the "food poisoning" epidemic has claimed the lives of the remaining Voxian forces within Gathering Storm's cultural borders. It would seem that at present, our territory is an extremely unhealthy place for those who would claim to be immortal.Comment
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It's those poisoned chickens of yours!
(btw - that was just diversionary move... )
Cry havoc and let slip the dogs of war .... aw, forget that nonsense. Beer, please.Comment
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Uhh, yes... with 7 immortals.
That must have been a very important diversionary move...
"Close your eyes, for your eyes will only tell the truth,
And the truth isn't what you want to see,
Close your eyes, and let music set you free..."
- Phantom of the OperaComment
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Beware the chickens. I told you. Don't say I didn't tell you.(\__/)
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(")_(") This is Bunny. Copy and paste bunny into your signature to help him gain world domination.Comment
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"The chickens are coming, the chickens are coming!" -Last words of Eli the Eliminated.
-Arriangrog want tank...Grog Want Tank... GROG WANT TANK!
The trick isn't to break some eggs to make an omelette, it's convincing the eggs to break themselves in order to aspire to omelettehood.Comment
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