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    It's not based on anything rational, but I take particular glee in seeing the Persians suffer in every game that I play. I'll go out of my way to pick a fight with them if I'm powerful enough, wantonly razing their cities and brutally enslaving their workers whenever possible.

    There is, of course, the obvious Persia/Iran link. But to maintain that ancient Persia had anything in common with modern Iran is somewhat of a reach. That's tantamount to maintaining that modern Norwegians are the same as Vikings, or that modern Italians are exactly like their ancient Roman antecedents.

    What do you think? Are there any civs that you take a particular pleasure in seeing suffer? If so, then why?
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    Germans: Nothing's more fun than stickin' it to the Hun
    14.29%
    14
    France: Any nation that thinks Jerry Lewis is a genius deserves a nuke enema
    13.27%
    13
    Russia: The "Evil Empire"...Suck on this comrade!!
    6.12%
    6
    England: Why those tea drinking, kidney pie-eating swines!!
    8.16%
    8
    Romans: Make them an offer they can't refuse!
    2.04%
    2
    Greeks: Kill em' Skirt-wearing pansies!
    0.00%
    0
    Egyptians: Walk like an Egyptian...all the way to your f-ing grave!!
    2.04%
    2
    Americans: Capitalist, Yankee pigs!
    15.31%
    15
    Aztecs: Don't drink the water!!
    6.12%
    6
    Iroquois: Hiawatha!...why you dirty little...
    1.02%
    1
    China: Lousy commie coolies! Kill em' all!!
    2.04%
    2
    Japan: For sending us Hideki Irabu, they deserve to die!
    2.04%
    2
    India: Hambuger worshipers!!
    4.08%
    4
    Zululand: Shaka lacka boom-aye-yeh
    12.24%
    12
    Persia: Kill em' before they become the Iranians!!
    9.18%
    9
    Babylon: I know they're harboring Saddam..I just know they are!
    2.04%
    2
    ...gonna shoot me some lobster-backs

  • #2
    America.
    Concrete, Abstract, or Squoingy?
    "I don't believe in giving scripting languages because the only additional power they give users is the power to create bugs." - Mike Breitkreutz, Firaxis

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    • #3
      Originally posted by Immortal Wombat
      America.
      Okay, but you didn't vote. C'mon Wombat..get with it!!
      ...gonna shoot me some lobster-backs

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      • #4
        someone called?

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        • #5
          Persians are nuttin' but trouble. If they are nearby, their aggressive behavior is a threat, often a first conquest. If they are on another continent, THEY are likely the conquerors, and are a major competitor.

          In my current game, they are the competitor and are trailing me by only 430 points. They wiped out Greece and they have more real estate than I. OTH, I have somehow managed to botch 2 invasions of Persia (now in early Modern era).

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          • #6
            France, because of the Simpsons...
            Click here if you're having trouble sleeping.
            "We confess our little faults to persuade people that we have no large ones." - François de La Rochefoucauld

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            • #7
              BTW I picked the egyptians

              I really don't have a preference though. I enjoy killing them all!!! I do try to avoid killing the aztecs. They were the first civ I played, and I have good memories of them. For the same reason I avoid the Japanese. They are my favourite civ. Basically I don't kill like minded civs (religious/militaristic). All of those pansy peace loving french can die.

              So egyptians are #1 followed by French, Romans, Germans, and Greeks.

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              • #8
                Originally posted by Dissident
                BTW I picked the egyptians

                I really don't have a preference though. I enjoy killing them all!!! I do try to avoid killing the aztecs. They were the first civ I played, and I have good memories of them. For the same reason I avoid the Japanese. They are my favourite civ. Basically I don't kill like minded civs (religious/militaristic). All of those pansy peace loving french can die.

                So egyptians are #1 followed by French, Romans, Germans, and Greeks.
                Yes!! Finally a true sadist has arrived, though your sentimental leanings towards the Aztecs may spell your redemption as a human being after all.

                Don't go soft on us, Dissident!
                ...gonna shoot me some lobster-backs

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                • #9
                  Zulus. Little scampering feet of those Impis can't be trusted. Whenever they've been near enough to be trouble, not only did THEY attack me, but they got one of my neighbors to join in. The war between the Roman legions (me) and the combined horde of the Iriquois horsemen and Zulu impi is THE best memory I have of Civ3... I forever hate the Zulu because of that. And I ain't none too fond of the Iriquois, either...
                  I long to accomplish a great and noble task, but it is my chief duty to accomplish small tasks as if they were great and noble. - Helen Keller

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                  • #10
                    I usually play as the Americans, and I tend to leave the "culturally connected" feature on, so I'm usually near the Aztecs and/or Iroquois...

                    I get along just fine with the Iroquois, in most cases (not that I don't usually end up going to war sooner or later), but the infernal Aztecs are always a thorn in my side... I love nothing more than giving them a good whoopin'
                    Infograme: n: a message received and understood that produces certain anger, wrath, and scorn in its recipient. (Don't believe me? Look up 'info' and 'grame' at dictionary.com.)

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                    • #11
                      Herr Bismarck

                      Though I'm not much of a warmonger, I have developed a strong dislike for the mean, nasty, demanding Bismarck man. If I start near the Germans, I immediately start thinking about how I'm going to wipe them out.

                      If I'm going for domination and I only need to capture one more AI empire's worth of land, I would pick Germany over any other AI, unless one of those other AI's had fought me earlier.

                      Bismarck has attacked me too many times. Think "vendetta" in Civ II terms.

                      -Arrian
                      grog want tank...Grog Want Tank... GROG WANT TANK!

                      The trick isn't to break some eggs to make an omelette, it's convincing the eggs to break themselves in order to aspire to omelettehood.

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                      • #12
                        The Zulu's, Americans and Iroquois are my favorite targets

                        They're not true, pure civilizations so they must be destroyed
                        In een hoerekotje aan den overkant emmekik mijn bloem verloren,
                        In een hoerekotje aan den overkant bennekik mijn bloemeke kwijt

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by Assur
                          The Zulu's, Americans and Iroquois are my favorite targets

                          They're not true, pure civilizations so they must be destroyed
                          Now here's a person who has his sadistic priorities straight.

                          Keep those rivers of blood flowing!!
                          ...gonna shoot me some lobster-backs

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                          • #14
                            This is probably in my mind, but in my first game the indians betrayed me, and now I don't give them an inch. Strange, but I know it will be many games before they ever live that one down.

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                            • #15
                              Germany's great to play, but having them next door means war.
                              Above all, avoid zeal. --Tallyrand.

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