Waterfall Diving Festival Thread

[E_T]

Senor Iwana Eta Tamali Cries out

"Let the post Waterfall dumping entertainment begin."

His family troop entertains the croud with Dances, Song & Story Telling, with a little Juggling thrown in....

E_T

[History Guy]

Senor ET...have some fried calamari...

Welcome to Iberia. You can entertain my guests at any time for what price you ask. Our doors are always open...well, at least for the week. It's a mourning ceremony.

(Psst...this is Gastronome Neecap...unbeknowst to me master, the poor laddie, I'ma doin' a little business for meself...I sell chickens...yes, that's right...chickens! Fried chickens! And they are selling here at the festival like...fried chickens!

However...I am willing to part with a certain chicken here that has laid me a good amount of eggs for just a small fee...

Or would you rather have a roasted chicken?

How's about a rooster?

Dang. When am I ever going to be able to retire?)

[History Guy]

Can we do this now?

Togas, the High Priest, and my father are all present.

If we can't do this now, I'm not sure if I can make it back later.

[History Guy]

[OOC] It's just that I'd like to get it done now, because I'm not sure if I can come back until late this evening...And please remember that Hernan still has Dejon's board...[/OOC]

[GeneralTacticus]

OOC: Ok with me /OOC

[History Guy]

[OOC] Blast. Yet it appears Togas has left. What can we do about this? I cannot say that I can be back anytime for the next four hours or so! [/OOC]

[History Guy]

[ooc] Well, we can either do this without Togas, if he doesn't get back within 15 minutes...or you guys will have to do this later without me. [/ooc]

[GeneralTacticus]

OOC: Just do it now. /OOC

[History Guy]

OK. Father, if you will dive once again...

"OK, sonny." [sneaks board back into place, without anyone's noticing]

"May the angels embrace my soul!"

SPLASH!

[GeneralTacticus]

And... he survives again - just.

[mrmitchell]

I am here to watch the throwing of the Señor.



Hrm...I am a little suspiscious of how you survived that trip yesterday, Señor Hernan. But nonetheless, let the waterfall-diving begin!!!

[History Guy]

He survived! Blast!...Oh...I mean...that's wonderful. Why, how splendid it is. I cannot believe his luck...Here, father, have a squid.

[GeneralTacticus]

Senor Spamish: you arrived just too late to watch.

[History Guy]

Only just is right...[slips board into hiding place without anyone's notice]

He's badly injured in the side, and I fear for his existence. It seems that this time it was too close.

Senor Mitchell, I was hoping that you might be able to do a little business with us.

[ooc] Historically, if we want to stick to genuine roleplay, how is Spam Brand Squid actually surviving?! You can't possibly be able to afford to keep it up when it doesn't turn a profit, and yet keep La Ropa in fine condition. Truly, in real life, your squid company would be bankrupt! [/ooc]

Considering that you are making no money off of your squid, and you cannot possibly afford to hold onto it, why not allow us to make you rich off of it by buying it all from you? What do you stand to lose? You only stand to gain!

Hernan de History Guy Calamari II

[History Guy]

Too late his correct. But I can sell you some steaks if you like...