Waterfall Diving Festival Thread

[Togas]

Senor Calamari has been blessed by the spirits so far. Let us all eat and drink to his good fortune and to our good fortune that the Festival may last another day.

However, should he survive and the chef survive, I should consider adding to the challange for the 5th, 6th, and possibly 7th days.

--Togas

[mrmitchell]

Originally posted by History Guy
[ooc] Historically, if we want to stick to genuine roleplay, how is Spam Brand Squid actually surviving?! You can't possibly be able to afford to keep it up when it doesn't turn a profit, and yet keep La Ropa in fine condition. Truly, in real life, your squid company would be bankrupt! [/ooc]

Considering that you are making no money off of your squid, and you cannot possibly afford to hold onto it, why not allow us to make you rich off of it by buying it all from you? What do you stand to lose? You only stand to gain!

Hernan de History Guy Calamari II

Señor Calamari II,

You really want me to sell Spam Brand, don't you? Well, since discontinuing the Squid with the poisoning incident, we forgot to start catching them again.

Spamish turns to all the slaves behind him.
Get back to work!
They all run back to the shores, fishing away.

I believe that the chamberpot-dumping of yours will not continue. Everyone knows that you are to bury the wastes in a hole far from your estate.

Spamish Mitchell
no, I will NOT sell Spam Brand!!! Quit asking!

[History Guy]

[ooc] OK. Don't sell it, but historically, strictly-roleplay speaking, there is no way your company could survive! [/ooc]

My chamberpot dumping, as you call it, cannot be proven. There is no evidence for it, and I certainly refuse to take blame. Indeed, it could simply be yet another part of your plot against my company!

Hernan II

[mrmitchell]

Plot? What plot? I am by far too simple a man to devise these plots you say I construct night and day. I know nothing other than add+subtracting, writing, basic day-to-day actions, and the trades of Squid and clothing. I know nothing of this "plot" business you try to put me in.

Just for fun, how much would you be willing to pay for the Spam Brand?

Spamish Mitchell
Plot? I have no plot!

[History Guy]

Senor Mitchell, these words smack of plotting! Why, you speak of "writing", we know of know such thing! We have an alphabet, yes...but what is...writing? Something tells me you are...plotting!!

As for Spam Brand, you will no doubt have to sell it or get rid of it soon, as there is no way it can survive. I would be willing to pay a good amount. What would you suggest? Within reason, I'd listen to your demands. I am still willing to do this and make you a very rich man.

Hernan de History Guy Calamari II

[Nuclear Winter]

Señor Togas, I cannot bear to witness this anymore.
I am an old man, and I have a son around the same age Hernan II. I also have almost the same age of Senõr Hernan, and also I am a great friend from him. I cannot bear to witness his suffering anymore. Allow me to share his sufferings, so that if he dies, I die alongside him. Give me half of the jumpings he still has to do. I ask this in order to soften his suffering.
Please think about it my leader Togas,
Nuclearis Winterius the first

[History Guy]

Please, Nuclearius, my old friend...do not spill your own blood for his...he does not ask this of you, his oldest and most trusted friend...

[History Guy]

However, I have heard the words of your Private Messenger. I shall honor your request and shall not stop you, but know that a pain of sorrow enters my heart. This butchery is too much for me to bear.

[F-PRO]

Oh great and wise and magnificent Togas, let me suggest that maybe, to let justice and the honour of our tribe conquer all, we should start a new trial, where all the evidence is scrutinized. This show has lasted long enough (I've already made quite a profit selling my wares) so please, would you consider this suggestion oh greatest of greatest Lord Togas?

[Togas]

Originally posted by Nuclear Winter
Allow me to share his sufferings, so that if he dies, I die alongside him. Give me half of the jumpings he still has to do. I ask this in order to soften his suffering.
Please think about it my leader Togas,
Nuclearis Winterius the first

This is a noble and selfless request, and I cannot ignore it. Senor Calamari the older shall be thrown in ONE LAST TIME, and should he survive, and should the cook survive, I shall allow the elder Winter to jump in his place on the 5th, 6th, and possibly 7th days.

However, Senor Calamari, should he survive, must live his remaining days outside the city of Madrid. He shall live in exile amonst the hills to the south of the river Tajo and shall never cross it until his dieing day.

On that day his body will be allowed back to the city to undergo the proper Ceremonial Rites.


As to rehearing the trial, my answer is no. This matter is resolved. It shall be heard no further.

Now, on with the festival!

--Togas

[jdjdjd]

News reaches the prison

OOC - Poseidon saved him! \OOC

RP - Poseidon saved him! \RP

[GodKing]

Hamburger. I have fresh hamburger......

would anybody like to by a hamburger?

[History Guy]

(Inside the prison)

Hernan the Elder: No, Senor. There is no Poseidon. You must repent your evil ways, or suffer by the silver garotte.

At least they can't say of me that I wasn't a good guy where religion is concerned, sheesh!

[mrmitchell]

Originally posted by History Guy
As for Spam Brand, you will no doubt have to sell it or get rid of it soon, as there is no way it can survive. I would be willing to pay a good amount. What would you suggest? Within reason, I'd listen to your demands. I am still willing to do this and make you a very rich man.

Hernan de History Guy Calamari II

How many bones do you have, Senor Calamari?

[History Guy]

How many bones? About...900,000...it may be closer to 950,000...very, very rich. Much of the bone has become gold, in fact. Gooooooooooooooooold. Why don't you consider?