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Originally posted by Theseus
vulture - Sucks about the break-in.
A bit of humor for everyone:
The one and only break-in I've ever had was in my last apt. About 2am, I heard some glass breaking upstairs in my then duplex. I figured a cat had knocked something over, so I started lumbering upstairs to see what it was, yelling at the cats. As my head breached the level of the top floor, I looked over to see this Asian dude trying to collect up a blanket on which he had spread out some family silver, small electronics, etc. I bellowed and started charging... he slipped by me and bolted out the front door (with nothing). I started chasing him, and...
Remembered that I had been sleeping in the buff.
vulture - Sucks about the break-in.
A bit of humor for everyone:
The one and only break-in I've ever had was in my last apt. About 2am, I heard some glass breaking upstairs in my then duplex. I figured a cat had knocked something over, so I started lumbering upstairs to see what it was, yelling at the cats. As my head breached the level of the top floor, I looked over to see this Asian dude trying to collect up a blanket on which he had spread out some family silver, small electronics, etc. I bellowed and started charging... he slipped by me and bolted out the front door (with nothing). I started chasing him, and...
Remembered that I had been sleeping in the buff.
I expect the sight of bare naked man hollering and charging would be enough to scare the life out of any burglar.
I've been robbed countless times the most memorable time being one where I was awoken by a loud bang only to find some guy standing in my bedroom doorway who then told me he had seen some kids breaking in through a bath room window upstairs (my room was on the bottom floor) so in my still half asleep state I of course went upstairs to investigate but found nothing. Then of course when I went back downstairs again the guy was gone and had taken with him my wallet, phone and TV remote control
It's bad enough getting robbed without the humiliation of being outsmarted by the burglar aswell 
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