Originally posted by DeepO
Hey, we were never offered a subscription to your cable TV? I might be interested to know what exactly let Togas' spam filter decide your mail was ...inappropriate...
DeepO
Hey, we were never offered a subscription to your cable TV? I might be interested to know what exactly let Togas' spam filter decide your mail was ...inappropriate...
DeepO
You mean, like this??
Dear SIR,
Good day and compliments. This letter will definitely come to you as a huge surprise, but I implore you to take the time to go through it carefully as the decision you make will go off a long way to determine the future and continued existence of the entire members of my family.
Please allow me to introduce myself. My name is Mrs. ZKANKI OOG-OOG, the wife of the late PRESIDENT and CEO of SKULGARIA IMPERIAL BANK LTD. who died on the 8th of June 1265 AD in a tragic air accident when his private aircraft was shot down accidentally by military planes.
My late husband had/has EIGHTY-THOUSAND GOLD (80,000g) specially preserved and well packed in trunk boxes of which only my husband and I knew about. It is packed in such a way to forestall just anybody having access to it. It is this sum that I seek your assistance to get out of THE GLORY OF WAR as soon as possible before the present imperial government finds out about it and confiscate it due to the war emergency laws.
I implore you to please give consideration to my predicament and help a widow in need.
May GOD show you mercy as you do so?
Your faithfully,
MRS. ZKANKI OOG-OOG
Good day and compliments. This letter will definitely come to you as a huge surprise, but I implore you to take the time to go through it carefully as the decision you make will go off a long way to determine the future and continued existence of the entire members of my family.
Please allow me to introduce myself. My name is Mrs. ZKANKI OOG-OOG, the wife of the late PRESIDENT and CEO of SKULGARIA IMPERIAL BANK LTD. who died on the 8th of June 1265 AD in a tragic air accident when his private aircraft was shot down accidentally by military planes.
My late husband had/has EIGHTY-THOUSAND GOLD (80,000g) specially preserved and well packed in trunk boxes of which only my husband and I knew about. It is packed in such a way to forestall just anybody having access to it. It is this sum that I seek your assistance to get out of THE GLORY OF WAR as soon as possible before the present imperial government finds out about it and confiscate it due to the war emergency laws.
I implore you to please give consideration to my predicament and help a widow in need.
May GOD show you mercy as you do so?
Your faithfully,
MRS. ZKANKI OOG-OOG
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