Opinion on rise of religious right

[Shiber]

NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION!!

[Meshelic]

Thankfully enough there are no Spaniards anywhere to be found on the map

[Aggie]

NEW VISION
I had a disturbing vision again, the GREAT BANANA has blessed us again. HERE it is, cover the children's ears, the other contries are not human at all, they are controlled by something called AI, which stands for alien intelligence. Apparentlly this "AI" has taken over everybody else and made them its slaves, a fate truly worse than death. If you have any doubts of this take over look at the feelings of the world change toward us, a few short years ago they were annoyed but still human, but now they are either polite and love us or they hate us. This is WEIRD. Thats all for now perhaps they GREAT BANANA will tell us more of the truth soon.

THE GREAT BANANA(speaking through his humble servant, aggie)

[GhengisFarbâ„¢]

Originally posted by Shiber
NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION!!

I LOVE those skits! I keep hoping the Roleplay team will start using those.

[Nolan]

Aggie, tell me, have you seen the end, have you seen the vision where the Great Bananna finally comes to earth. This is a movement is it, may I please write the book of the Bananna, taken from your visions and visions of other prophets, please give me this honour my master.

[Kuciwalker]

Oh great and wise Aggie, I worship your wisdom.

[Kuciwalker]

DESTROY THE EVIL AI!

[DAVOUT]

I wonder whether all those computer breakdown are not caused by believers trying to destroy the evil AI ?

[Nolan]

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Aggie you have to consider leading a small faction of the ARMS movement into politics, without political representation it will be difficult to spread our message about the superior Apolyton race, and the end of days the Great Bananna will bring and how only those that toil and work for the nation will go on to join the Great Bananna in the heavens. We don't want to solely be fanatics, we have to have a political voice as well. Prophet, master you can understand this surely.

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Regards

[Kloreep]

[RP]
Your flaw is that you love too much, aggie; that is why you would bring such death and destruction on the world.

The Great Banana does not want so many forced converts, nor will any converts you drag out of Germany be anything but; they will simply be desperate people, clinging to whatever a conqueror - a twisted conqueror, in this case - says. Give them food, homes, and jobs; let them be shown the strength of the Apolytonian nation, and the many blessings of the Great Banana. Only then will they see the light; only then can they die prepared.

Riding on a wave of blood is not the way to enter The Great Jungle; such only brings grief to the afterlife, and anger to He Who is Never Peeled. Nor does the Great Banana desire converts who believe in order to be fed scraps of bread, which is what your missionaries will undoubtedly do.
[/rp]

RP is fun, especially when you get to rant.

[Nolan]

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Friends why do you question the words of the prophet, over the last few days he has been plagued by visions, cold nights alone and struggles none of us could even imagine, a beautiful mind torn apart.
These foriegners are not people like you treat them to be but are animals, technologically backward, living in slums, they are genetically and mentally inferior. The DIA and Labour may be willing to harbor this drain on the economy, but I support the burning of such slums, such as what took place in Hamburg. The gods gave Apolyton the right and the method to become the sole race and nation on this fair planet, and now we have to take it or all the world will suffer the Great Banannas wrath.

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****ing crazy loon I am, don't quote this non roleplay bit if your going to answer my scary ranting, damned crazy religious party

[Shiber]

Originally posted by Aggie
NEW VISION
I had a disturbing vision again, the GREAT BANANA has blessed us again. HERE it is, cover the children's ears, the other contries are not human at all, they are controlled by something called AI, which stands for alien intelligence. Apparentlly this "AI" has taken over everybody else and made them its slaves, a fate truly worse than death. If you have any doubts of this take over look at the feelings of the world change toward us, a few short years ago they were annoyed but still human, but now they are either polite and love us or they hate us. This is WEIRD. Thats all for now perhaps they GREAT BANANA will tell us more of the truth soon.

THE GREAT BANANA(speaking through his humble servant, aggie)

Ooh, flashbacks from "invasion of the body snatchers". Kewl.

[rp]
WEIRD does not necessarily imply EXTRATERRESTRIAL.
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[more rp]
I have also had a dream. We were all in it, and we were looking like tiny people... well, faces actually. Some of us were still, others were "animated"... and most of us wore christmas hat. Funny as heck, it was the worst thing I could think of.*
We were stuck in this box which had the title 'Smilies' written on top of it. Strange.
I woke up screaming, of course.
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* QUICK! WHICH INCREDIBLY INNOVATIVE AND INSPIRING COMPUTER GAME IS THIS LINE TAKEN FROM?

[Arnelos]

Originally posted by GhengisFarb

I LOVE those skits! I keep hoping the Roleplay team will start using those.

There HAS been talk on the Roleplay forums about eventually doing this... but we're going to need monotheism before we have catholicism and probably need ot have printing press before there's a reformation to have a counter-reformation and an inquisition to quell (along with what's left of the moors from the reconquista, etc.).



oh, and trust me, that particular sketch was already quoted on our internal forums (by myself, actually... though History Guy I think also quoted it )

[Arnelos]

Originally posted by Kloreep
[RP]
Your flaw is that you love too much, aggie; that is why you would bring such death and destruction on the world.

The Great Banana does not want so many forced converts, nor will any converts you drag out of Germany be anything but; they will simply be desperate people, clinging to whatever a conqueror - a twisted conqueror, in this case - says. Give them food, homes, and jobs; let them be shown the strength of the Apolytonian nation, and the many blessings of the Great Banana. Only then will they see the light; only then can they die prepared.

Riding on a wave of blood is not the way to enter The Great Jungle; such only brings grief to the afterlife, and anger to He Who is Never Peeled. Nor does the Great Banana desire converts who believe in order to be fed scraps of bread, which is what your missionaries will undoubtedly do.
[/rp]

RP is fun, especially when you get to rant.

[rp]

Kloreep, I heavily concur with your statements on this issue. The Great Banana is not the bloodthirsty devil that these blasphemers have accused it of being. Their preaching of death and destruction is nothing short of an attempt to libel the Great Banana!

Perhaps there is hope that although the DIA and the Labor Party disagree on many an issue, this is (at least) one upon which these lunatics are so beyond the pail that we can see eye-to-eye...

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[Arnelos]

Originally posted by Nolan
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Friends why do you question the words of the prophet, over the last few days he has been plagued by visions, cold nights alone and struggles none of us could even imagine, a beautiful mind torn apart.
These foriegners are not people like you treat them to be but are animals, technologically backward, living in slums, they are genetically and mentally inferior. The DIA and Labour may be willing to harbor this drain on the economy, but I support the burning of such slums, such as what took place in Hamburg. The gods gave Apolyton the right and the method to become the sole race and nation on this fair planet, and now we have to take it or all the world will suffer the Great Banannas wrath.
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What sort of inhuman slime are these blasphemers of the enlightened Great Banana that they would claim that the BUTCHERY OF HAMBURG was in any manner condoned by the teachings of the Great Banana.

This is a simply intollerable libel of the teachings of the Great Banana!

Indeed (btw... this really happened), while I do not claim to be a prophet, the Great Banana did surely let me know of his wrath for the Butchery of Hamburg when all the world around us turned black and dark and the Great Banana, surely in his anger at being so ill-served, threatened to destroy all the world! If you do not believe me, please feel free to check out the official record (blow-by-blow) posted by SMC E_T of the statements made by officials of the government and members of the Senate present for the execution of military policies in the German war recently!

[out-of-character]

My screen really did go totally black when I executed the order of E_T to abandon the city of Hamburg in the Butchery of Hamburg. My computer gave all the signs that it was about to crash and we would lose a portion of that turns events. No doubt the Great Banana was, in reality, letting its anger be known for the actions of Supreme Military Commander E_T in defaming the good name of the Great Banana...

Only those who only pretend to have a true fear of the Great Banana would argue that this event (witnessed by all) was anything other than what I have said - a threat by the Great Banana that if we should continue with such blasphemy as to commit mass murder in his name, he will take back what was given... our empire, our prosperity, our very lives!