The Apolytonian Republican Front (ARF)

[GhengisFarbâ„¢]

Originally posted by Calc II
I could see it now...

"Next on NBC, right after Conan, premiere of Das Reich Hosted by, Adolf Hitler with guest star, Al Franken, Jon Stewart and Helen Hunt"

Hey, don't knock Al Franken, I LIKE Al Franken. Politically Incorrect (on Comedy Central, not the washed up version that later appeared on ABC) was a show I watched religiously.

[Arnelos]

I surprised you guys don't call the History Channel the Hitler Channel as well... you see, the History Channel started being mockingly referred to as the Hitler Channel after it seemed that they were obsessed with showing stock WWII footage and documentaries about the life of Hitler 24/7...

So, a lot of people now (affectionately) refer the History Channel as the "Hitler Channel", where you can tune in any time, any day, to get footage of WW2 or a documentary about Hitler!

[mrmitchell]

Yes, I meant the History Channel.
(However, in a free Apolyton, censors would indeed allow a Hitler Channel as free speech.)

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We must fight to destroy this hideous destruction of the rights of normal human beings!
DEATH TO THE REPUBLIC!
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Just trying to keep it on topic...

[Donegeal]

I always refer to the History Channel as "The All War Channel"

See?!?!

History = war

Long Live the King! (as monarchy is the best government for war)

[DAVOUT]

Originally posted by mrmitchell

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We must fight to destroy this hideous destruction of the rights of normal human beings!
DEATH TO THE REPUBLIC!
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Hum, normal human beings, interesting concept.

We should make a poll :
- Do you consider yourself as a NHB ?
- Do you know other people qualifying as NHB ?
- Have you identified NHBs active on this forum ?

[mrmitchell]

Davout, I meant human beings, normal was a little mistake there.
In fact, we should try to move away from 'normal' and allow every Apolytonian to be as unique as possible.
in our current oppressive monarchy we treat our leaders as more than us, as though they have any special physical advantages.

OOPS DID I SAY DEATH TO THE REPUBLIC!???

Oh well everyone makes mistakes I guess i got a little fast on the submit reply button there before going over the post

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DEATH TO THE MONARCHY!
LONG LIVE THE REPUBLIC!
For years our brutal oppressors have silenced opposition towards them! Our great nation will never truly prosper until we have the freedom to criticize and fix things wrong! Do not fear the oppressive "government"! For as many Americans feel, it is not the government that controls the people, but the people that control the government! Their puny plot of settlements might be weak, but their beliefs are true and strong!
DEATH TO THE MONARCHY!
LONG LIVE THE REPUBLIC!
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[mrmitchell]

Ha! Found in Discover magazine:

"Although the minds of normal human beings work in pretty much the same way..."

See! There are normal human beings!


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GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH!
This is the chant of many assimilated Apolytonian-Americans. Answer it.
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I think we're getting closer to Republic... good work!

[Panzer32]

Time to bring in the ADF

The APOLYTON DEMOCRATIC FRONT !!!!

All democrats ou there come in!!!!!!

[Meshelic]

Hey you stole my idea! I made up the ADF idea!

But hey go ahead and take it, you'll just have to list me as the 'godfather' of the ADF....or something.

[Panzer32]

I wasn't really going to start it...

But when i do you can have veto powers.

you can also be the excecutioner, who gets to destroy all the little non-democratic people out there...

[Arnelos]

Guys, you should probably start a new thread for any democratic movement... this one is already too long (and starting a new thread would allow you to alter the first few posts as I was able to do with this one)

[Meshelic]

I'm not taking any democrative movement seriously at the moment. I think we're both speaking in jest...

[Panzer32]

Guys, you should probably start a new thread for any democratic movement... this one is already too long (and starting a new thread would allow you to alter the first few posts as I was able to do with this one)

You mean you don't like reading through threads with <100 posts?????

just kidding...

[mrmitchell]

I think as a joke I'll start the Apolytonian Despotism Front...

"It is time now for the enlightened masses to return to their previous state of being ruled by an iron fist! ALL HAIL DICTATOR ____! In our new republican system of gov't, our military must be PAID for! This shame upon Apolyton is eliminated by despotism's ways to force support costs onto the population! Also despots can 'bring out the whip', thus opening up the treasury for upgrades et cetera!"
(I can see it now: Prez posting "(City Planner), bring me my whip. I'm going to go do some, um, 'motivating' at the construction in Apolyton.")

[Panzer32]

Imprison the non-democrats

You're the first target, mrmitchell.

We will make you do this: