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[Jon Shafer]

I don't know if I want the ship to be named after me either.

I don't really want to hear about how the foundings of our overseas empire rode Trip over to the other side of the big crack.

[Edrix]

LOL.

[Kuciwalker]

I think that Kman's words are a sign from the Great Banana...

... that he is insane.

[Aro]

All prophets are insane. It’s a prerequisite for the job.

[The Dark Lord]

Regarding my Dark Tower: sorry, I hold the patent. Just yesterday, I decided to bring it with me. I used my evil and magical powers of 'miniaturization' to bring it with me and I will set it up on the island so we have a base. And no, I didn't bring the slaves. They are busy creating a charred and ruined wasteland.

Except for the ones I brought to row for us... and, just for KMan, I brought some of the female slaves too. We may need a bigger ship...


P.S. I have fallen behind a bit...are we actually building a galley somewhere?

[Kramerman]

I want to name one of the tiles 'Shiber's tile of Joy'. Really.

Well, I could build one of my brothel houses there, once I get my conglomerate enterprise up and running. I will be the most powerful pimp in the world! I will corner the market, and make millions of bananas. The entire industry will be mine to control. I'm merely having problems getting it off the ground, being a poor man I am. So I am going to sell shares of my company, to help get it off the ground. Are there any buyers? Now where the hell did I put my spoon! Damn it! Why cant I find my friggin spoon! WHY!

EDIT: OT (I think, maybe this is more out of character than off topic)
this thread is one of the more entertaining ones I've been on. Many laughs, thus far. I agree with the observation some one made earlier that this thread is longer than most of the serious ones. Strange?

[Edrix]

* Edrix speaks in a very slow, calm voice
We will locate your spoon. Don't panic. Just stay away from the armory and everything will be fine. And for Banana's sake, don't forget your medication... wait, we haven't discovered medicine yet. Nevermind, I'll just stay clear of you

[Kuciwalker]

I think that someone's been tampering with my anti-paranoia medication.

[GodKing]

it isn't paranoia if they realy are out to get you......

What kind of spoon is it?

[OPD]

There is no spoon.

But seriously what are you going to do about shark attacks.

[Will 5001]

When is the ship going to be ready? (perhaps a stupid question)

[Kramerman]

Originally posted by GodKing
it isn't paranoia if they realy are out to get you......

What kind of spoon is it?

A lead spoon, of course

[Kramerman]

Originally posted by OPD
There is no spoon.

But seriously what are you going to do about shark attacks.

There is to a spoon! It maybe invisible to all you, but its there. I finally found it, next to the pink elephant that eats out of my garbage. Good ol' Pinky....

Through my studies of sharks, I've found they are accutely sensitive to something called electricity. You probably don't know what that is, but the babylonians use it to "electro-plate' things with gold, or to cover something evenly with a very fine coat of gold via an electric current. I believe they generate this electricity with what they call, a Bahgdad Battery. But I know an easier way. By rubbing a whole bunch (I predict about 357 kg would be sufficient) of amber together with silk, which we can get from the chinese, my calculations show we could generate enough electricity to keep sharks at bay, and whatever other sea monsters lurk in the depths of the unknown seas.
We can simpily attach silk to the oars, so the rubbing motion they make would rub against the amber automatically, protecting the vessel from sea monsters, if the oars are coated in metal, which conducts this electricity.

This electricity is really amazing, Im figuering out news ways everyday in using it to more efficiently purify my crack....

[Kramerman]

Im sorry, I have failed. In one of my wild crazy fits, i seem to have torched my shack. All of my research on everything has been lost. On top of this, I somehow gave myself a bad bump on my noggen. I dont remember anything after my 10th birthday, oh well. I dont think whatever I was working on was important anyways. Good news is, people say Im no longer crazy, and that I've seen to have gotten my coherency back. Im ready to shove off now, when ever the boat is ready, having no research tying me down.

[jdjdjd]

Gentleman,

we are off tomorrow,

see the Jungle Gazette's Saturday Edition for details,

your Captain,

jdjdjd