America isn't old enough to be in Civ3

[Ted Striker]

Unlike you Eurocoms, we Americans will come right out and say what we mean.

You Eurocoms just dress up your insults with indirectness and a snooty guise of pretense.

Perhaps it's all the guilt from screwing up most of the world.

It's okay though, the USA is here to clean up your messes and welcome all of your more highly skilled emigrants.

USA!

And yes, Netherlands is one of our more productive satellites.

[Sun Zi 36]

"Unlike you Eurocoms, we Americans will come right out and say what we mean.

You Eurocoms just dress up your insults with indirectness and a snooty guise of pretense.

Perhaps it's all the guilt from screwing up most of the world.

It's okay though, the USA is here to clean up your messes and welcome all of your more highly skilled emigrants.

USA!

And yes, Netherlands is one of our more productive satellites."

OK, this is really a very informative point in the discussion.

[Martinus]

Originally posted by Fresno

Is this post an example of how civilized Americans can be?

I don't hate America at all, it is one of the nicest European countries.

You mean colonies

[jan3]

that's maybe why america is #1 poluter :-)
and the president just said he will raise the polution by like 100%
well europe will have to recycle a little more

[Ted Striker]

It's okay Eurocoms.

The next time you all decide to kill a few million of each other and wreck your own continent, (along with most of the world) the good ole USA will be there to patch you back up.

[Dauphin]

Originally posted by Ted Striker
The next time you all decide to kill a few million of each other and wreck your own continent, (along with most of the world) the good ole USA will be there to patch you back up.

Typical...

Why do you guys always come on as a substitute, can't you last the entire game.

[Fresno]

Originally posted by Ted Striker
It's okay Eurocoms.

The next time you all decide to kill a few million of each other and wreck your own continent, (along with most of the world) the good ole USA will be there to patch you back up.

Congratulations, Striker, you've managed to reach an even lower level of discussing. And after your previous post I thought it couldn't get any worse...

[Ted Striker]

*takes a bow to a cheering audience*

*Points and laughs at humiliated Eurocoms with big lumps in their throats due to inability to swallow the truth.*



USA!

[Dauphin]

Originally posted by Ted Striker
*Points and laughs at humiliated Eurocoms with big lumps in their throats due to inability to swallow the truth.*

You think that "the truth" is that Europe is going to start WW3?

Interesting, deluded, but interesting.

[Martinus]

Originally posted by Big Crunch


You think that "the truth" is that Europe is going to start WW3?

Interesting, deluded, but interesting.

Yes, studying the working of the minds of a maniac or a lunatic is always intriguing. Disturbing, but intriguing. Thanks to Ted Striker for providing us with this gratuitous case study.

[Oligarf]

Originally posted by Ted Striker
The next time you all decide to kill a few million of each other and wreck your own continent, (along with most of the world) the good ole USA will be there to patch you back up.

I remember that America has fought a Civil War more than a century ago. Wasn't America a mess itself in those days?

Perhaps it's all the guilt from screwing up most of the world.

It's okay though, the USA is here to clean up your messes and welcome all of your more highly skilled emigrants.

And about the colonization of western America, how many Indians did survive that?

So don't think we here in Europe are the only ones to mess up things.

Biggest mistake of us was probably bringing our European scum to the east coast of America...

[Fresno]

Perhaps it's all the guilt from screwing up most of the world.
It's okay though, the USA is here to clean up your messes

The European tradition of screwing up countries far away is one of the things which the USA took over with the most success (Latin-America, Africa, Vietnam, Middle East...).

I agree with Oligarf about messing up the American east coast.

[Ted Striker]

Yes, studying the working of the minds of a maniac or a lunatic is always intriguing. Disturbing, but intriguing.

I agree. Hitler, Stalin, Mussolini. Seriously disturbed individuals.

And about the colonization of western America, how many Indians did survive that?

Europeans KILLED the majority of the Indian populations before the United States of America ever took action against them. Typical. But if it makes you feel better about your own guilt to point at us as the perps, by all means, live in denial. What we did against them was by no means right, however, we were a minor player in a game you guys had already finished.

The European tradition of screwing up countries far away is one of the things which the USA took over with the most success (Latin-America, Africa, Vietnam, Middle East...).

No, you guys had already screwed those places up, many beyond repair. That's why we kicked you out of them and tried to patch them up.

Latin-America (Spanish, Portugeuse, Dutch, British, French)
Africa (Britain, France, Germany)
Vietnam (France)
Middle East (Britain, France, Italy)

So you see, once again we have to clean up all your messes.

And about the East Coast. It was those were were smart enough to leave overcrowded, sewege infested disgusting cities like London or Paris to come to a clean place.

USA!

[Fresno]

Latin-America (Spanish, Portugeuse, Dutch, British, French)
Africa (Britain, France, Germany)
Vietnam (France)
Middle East (Britain, France, Italy)

So you see, once again we have to clean up all your messes.

If 'cleaning up' is the same as installing dictators, causing war, killing innocent citizens and exploiting poor farmers, yes, then the USA cleaned up those regions.

[Rosacrux]

Teddyboy you are a perfect example of why I really wish Einstein would join USSR instead of USA after he left Deutschland. Think about it. WW2 goes on as usual but instead of USA, the commies get the bomb... and blow the **** out of good-ole USA after they finish with taking over Europe...

...Kaboom... no Teddyboy born