Aussie Group Re-Runs 4

[Hydey]

F*cking stupid Hydey forgets to turn ICQ on

[Alexander's Horse]

Well we played a 4 way with trev, a very harmonious and cooperative session.

[deity]

Do I have the groups permission to post King Chat?



More later...

[finbar]

Originally posted by Alexander's Horse
Well we played a 4 way with trev, a very harmonious and cooperative session.

Yes, possibly our most harmonious and cooperative session ever. In fact, I would propose sending Horse to Iraq and Deity to North Korea on diplomatic missions. With their patience, tact and tolerance, Iraq and North Korea would both succumb to their diplomatic skills and the world would be a safer place.

I'd suggest Hydey go too, except he'd probably forget to go to the airport.

[DrSpike]

Since I don't think a harmonious session would generate such interest and a request to post King's chat I am tempted to believe there were fireworks.......

[deity]

LMAO!

Please say yes guys! I want to post it!

[finbar]

Originally posted by DrSpike
Since I don't think a harmonious session would generate such interest and a request to post King's chat I am tempted to believe there were fireworks.......

Cynic.

[DrSpike]

Originally posted by finbar

Cynic.

Realist.

My curiosity is well and truly piqued. I'm going to bed now but I'll check back in the morning for a juicy story.

[Alexander's Horse]

*sigh* go ahead and post it deity.

[trev]

It wasn't my turn that went for 20 minutes so I have no objection to the King chat being posted

[finbar]

It was longer than 20 minutes. A 20+ minutes turn in the B.C. era would have to go down in Civ folklore.

[Alexander's Horse]

The circumstances were unique.

[deity]

deity's log: Star date 1650BC as Aussies enter timewarp...

deity (3150 B.C.): this is all a bit slow tonight guys
From Dictator Trevriffic (3100 B.C.): Some peoples turns seem to take forever
deity (3100 B.C.):
From Madman Don Rumsfeld (2900 B.C.): afk 2 mins
deity (2250 B.C.): it froze for a minute
deity (2100 B.C.): aha!
deity (2100 B.C.): tis a horse

1650BC and 10:30pm What follows is Horse taking an hour to negotiate two borders – one with Trev and one with me. He pauses on his turn and refuses to continue the game play.

deity (1650 B.C.): horse, you want a border down there?
From Mr. Horsie (1650 B.C.): where?
deity (1650 B.C.): not there!
From Mr. Horsie (1650 B.C.): where my horse is - yes
deity (1650 B.C.): south of the river
From King Horsie (1650 B.C.): why? you've got no cities there.
deity (1650 B.C.): nor have you
deity (1650 B.C.): i claimed it first
From King Horsie (1650 B.C.): you never claimed it
deity (1650 B.C.): i saw it first then
From Dictator Trevriffic (1650 B.C.): Have a battle, see who gets the region
deity (1650 B.C.): and we need a border too trev
From King Horsie (1650 B.C.): so where do you want this border?
From Dictator Trevriffic (1650 B.C.): I need one with horse too
From King Horsie (1650 B.C.): shut up trev
deity (1650 B.C.): latitude 40
From Dictator Trevriffic (1650 B.C.): are you talking to me or horse
deity (1650 B.C.): horse
From King Horsie (1650 B.C.): okay deity I'll do 40, if you go further west than....
deity (1650 B.C.): trev at longitude 45
From King Horsie (1650 B.C.): sorry we're negotiating borders, here
deity (1650 B.C.): do it later
deity (1650 B.C.): keep the game moving
From King Horsie (1650 B.C.): no, I want to settle this, you go no farther west than 56
deity (1650 B.C.): me?
deity (1650 B.C.): lat? long?
From Madman Don Rumsfeld (aka finbar) (1650 B.C.): what's going on?
deity (1650 B.C.): come on
deity (1650 B.C.): i'm negotiating out of turn
From King Horsie (1650 B.C.): we're negotiating borders.....
deity (1650 B.C.): who's WE?
From King Horsie (1650 B.C.): I've got 2 border negotiations running here
deity (1650 B.C.): well clarify
deity (1650 B.C.): this is not normal horse
From Dictator Trevriffic (1650 B.C.): good for me, ok horse
deity (1650 B.C.): wasting time
From King Horsie (1650 B.C.): 56,40 is your border you get everything north east including the river
deity (1650 B.C.): yeah that’s fine, and you Trev?
From King Horsie (1650 B.C.): I am not wasting time, I cannot complete my turn until I know what I am doing with my horses
deity (1650 B.C.):
deity (1650 B.C.): a horse always knows about horses
deity (1650 B.C.): I said fine horse!
deity (1650 B.C.): move on
From Dictator Trevriffic (1650 B.C.): 46
deity (1650 B.C.): 46 is fine Trev
From Dictator Trevriffic (1650 B.C.): ok
deity (1650 B.C.): at least we did that out of turn
From King Horsie (1650 B.C.): deity could you stay out if this
deity (1650 B.C.): I’m talking to Trev about MY border with him you idiot
From King Horsie (1650 B.C.): I was talking to him first
From Madman Don Rumsfeld (1650 B.C.): see Trev? Told you so
deity (1650 B.C.): he just agreed with you 5 mins ago
From Madman Don Rumsfeld (1650 B.C.): this is the longest B.C. turn in the history of the game
deity (1650 B.C.): ridiculous
deity (1650 B.C.): this is not kosha horse
From Madman Don Rumsfeld (1650 B.C.): kosher
To Dictator Trevriffic, Madman Don Rumsfeld, King Horsie (1650 B.C.): exactly
From King Horsie (1650 B.C.): Trev, what do you want again? (shut the fvck up deity)
deity (1650 B.C.): I’m posting about this unfair ****e
From Madman Don Rumsfeld (1650 B.C.): sh1t
deity (1650 B.C.): ****e
From Dictator Trevriffic (1650 B.C.): You said lat 40 east of 56
deity (1650 B.C.): I feel a lil Scottish
From King Horsie (1650 B.C.): no that's with deity
deity (1650 B.C.): fvck
deity (1650 B.C.): this chat is classic Aussie stuff up
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deity (1650 B.C.): I’m not coming to dinner unless horses finishes now!
From Dictator Trevriffic (1650 B.C.): lat 33 and north for me
deity (1650 B.C.): this is very indecisive stuff guys, the generals want war....
From Dictator Trevriffic (1650 B.C.): the second number, whatever that is
deity (1650 B.C.): it's just a game horse, play on now or we are quitting
From Dictator Trevriffic (1650 B.C.): move south so I can build there, and stay out of city range, that will do for now

11:30pm

From Dictator Trevriffic (1550 B.C.): top 2 cities to me
From King Horsie (1550 B.C.): clap, clap, clap
From King Horsie (1450 B.C.): sorry about the bad language deity - it was uncalled for
From Madman Don Rumsfeld (1450 B.C.): he said the poo word - even if misspelled
deity (1450 B.C.): no wuckers!
From King Horsie (1400 B.C.): and sorry about the delay guys - I couldn't move my horses till I knew what was going on
From Madman Don Rumsfeld (1350 B.C.): apologies don't become you, Horse
From King Horsie (1350 B.C.): its mainly for Trev's sake - he's new
From Madman Don Rumsfeld (1350 B.C.): don't worry, he sees through your apologies
From King Horsie (1350 B.C.): you should send in inspectors.........
From Madman Don Rumsfeld (1350 B.C.): you'd only move your bad language around in semi trailers or on rail tracks
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deity (925 B.C.): you ok fin?
From Madman Don Rumsfeld (925 B.C.): I’m fine thanks
From King Horsie (925 B.C.): we're such happy little vegemites
From Madman Don Rumsfeld (925 B.C.): for breakfast lunch and tea
From Mr. Trevriffic (875 B.C.): got monarchy now
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From King Horsie (800 B.C.): could you move your archer please deity
To Imperator Trevriffic, Madman Don Rumsfeld, King Horsie (775 B.C.): it's on the border horse
From King Horsie (775 B.C.): the horse is south of the border
From King Horsie (775 B.C.): now I can't move my settler
deity (775 B.C.): I plan to explore your land as you have mine
deity (775 B.C.): where's it going?
From King Horsie (775 B.C.): you withdraw your horse and I'll withdraw mine
From Madman Don Rumsfeld (775 B.C.): don't get between them, Trev
deity (775 B.C.): you've been exploring for eons, too late

[DrSpike]

1 hour!! I thought Deity was the slow one.

[Alexander's Horse]

didn't take anything like an hour