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**Hydey** · July 25, 2002, 06:47

Originally posted by Alexander's Horse
Hmmm, you'll soon find out Hydey

No , he has no time for us bozo's

**Alexander's Horse** · July 25, 2002, 20:16

He has time for you now

**Hydey** · July 26, 2002, 04:28

Originally posted by Alexander's Horse
He has time for you now

Only to crush with his mighty army .

**Alexander's Horse** · July 28, 2002, 19:47

This is the time to be playing down the line Hydey, no rash shots. Get your defence in shape and the scoring opportunities will come.

**finbar** · July 28, 2002, 20:47

You're far better dealing in AFL parlance than tennis with Hydey. Talk about zone defence or man-on-man. Yes, I know that's basketball parlance, but that's the way AFL has gone. Tragically. One of the many reasons why I turned to rugby.

**Alexander's Horse** · July 28, 2002, 20:58

Er, that was actually cricket speak finbar

**finbar** · July 28, 2002, 21:23

Originally posted by Alexander's Horse
Er, that was actually cricket speak finbar

It was, too. You're quite right. Sorry. Serves me right for speed reading. Still, he hasn't troubled the scorer all that much recently, so I'd still suggest you try some AFL parlance. OTOH, Carlton is now definitely going to collect the wooden spoon for the first time in about 100 years, so maybe AFL isn't the go after all.

Ah! He posted a pic of his golf trophy! Perhaps you could suggest that he just keep it in the fairway. And if he gets into trouble, play the percentages and get it back into play. And don't go trying to hole 20 metre monsters leaving himself 2 metre knee-tremblers coming back.

**Alexander's Horse** · July 28, 2002, 21:29

Currently he's playing the way Michael Slater does when he forgets to take his tablets.

**finbar** · July 28, 2002, 23:50

Sheesh. Next thing, Hydey'll have his Ferrari repossessed.

**Alexander's Horse** · July 29, 2002, 00:06

Hydey tells me John Howard is to blame. He says he spends most evening calculating his GST whilst playing.

**finbar** · July 29, 2002, 02:02

He should get MYOB. MYOB does it all in about ten seconds.

**Alexander's Horse** · July 29, 2002, 02:15

Originally posted by finbar
He should get MYOB. MYOB does it all in about ten seconds.

I think he has MYOB

**finbar** · July 29, 2002, 02:26

Originally posted by Alexander's Horse
I think he has MYOB

I'm sure you think you're jesting. MYOB is a Godsend once you know how to use it. Trouble is, you have to pay a consultant to come and show you. The instruction manuals are denser than ... I might just leave it at that ...

**Alexander's Horse** · July 29, 2002, 02:49

That was a false economy when he decided to skip the consultant

**finbar** · July 29, 2002, 03:12

It verges on fraud. You get two instruction manuals but they are totally impenetrable. And the consultant - MYOB licenses accountants to be consultants - charge about $100 an hour to help you set up the system. It's all tax-deductible, which doesn't stop it being fraudulent.

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