Fictional Americas

[St Leo]

We shall crush skulls on the beaches
And we shall crush skulls in the forests
And we shall crush skulls on the plains
And we shall crush skulls in the cities
We shall never stop the crushing of said skulls!

Except for this turn, because no skulls were hurt in the making of it.

[JMarks]

What, no Chinese were hurt? Are you sure we're at war?

[St Leo]

What, no Chinese were hurt? Are you sure we're at war?

I do not have the capability to wage a land war over the Prairies. Come get some.

[JMarks]

Don't worry, once I mop up on the plains, my engineers will destroy what you jokingly call an empire. The football players are moping up so well, even the band members and cheerleaders want a part of the action!

Who's next?

I mean who's turn is it next, not who wants a piece of me next.

[St Leo]

Case's?

[Case]

Irish warriors have hunted down a few vikings found in the great east woods. What they were doing there we do not no, but it is suspected at they were up to no good.

[JMarks]

um, is it the Phoenician's turn? If so, Henrik?

[Henrik]

Perija and Eirunepe falls to advancing Pheonician forces.

Ceasefire signed with the Meso-American indians.

Panormus Nova founded.

[Darius871]

Alapesso's Workshop completed in NeoCumae, bringing great advances in Roman technology. The city was improved further as its wine finally arrived in Chinese Tarahumara, selling for nearly 1000 gold!

[JMarks]

From the Field Commander of the Northern Plains Eastern Army division
To the commander of the Easter Army and Governer of new China

The Borg have been captured. It will not be long before the plains are ours and our preperations against the Wiking menace to the East will begin.

[St Leo]

It seems as though the Roman legion was blocking our access to not what was previously thought to be an Irish city but rather to a Roman city. How very peculiar.

[Darius871]

BUMP!!!!!

[Case]

Nothing to report.

[JMarks]

bumpity-bump

Henrik?

[Henrik]

Sorry, I'll play tonight.