History of the World 2.2 - V (Cuz 2 just wasn't big enough)

[drake]

Letter to Israel:

Dearest Auldinksy,

It appears the Aussies have bought into the notion that we are going to build the Manhattan Project. Our aim to show the world their true intentions, in destroying peace and stability will suceed.

The United Nations will be built as scheduled and we will begin talking to other Nations about forming a UN peacekeeping force to defend the world from in-justice. Israel, for their generous contribution to the project will be given a secondary leadership role in the UN council.

We will nominate China, Europe, Mali and Mongolia to hold seats in the UN, but the Australians will have to earn their seat. This will only happen when they have returned South America to us and promise a gradual de-militarization project. The Dame De Notre must also be handed over to be tried on war crimes, of in-discriminate genocide. She is responsible for millions of deaths and she must be put to justice.

Richer nations such as yours, ours, Mongolia and China will be asked to contribute to funds that will help strengthen war torn countries, such as Europe and Mali and help them to become competitive in todays harsh market. We urge that you to take the EU's offer to restore their nation. If a true EU leader takes the reigns of Europe, I truly believe that peace can be manitained in your region. However, if Europe allows Arty Inerri to be re-elected in the coming years, they will lose their bid for a seat on the council, as that man has singlehandedly destroyed the European country.

The Nation that we once saw as criminals and rogues, has grown into our eyes as a nation of great leadership and potential. You have shown fairness in dealing with Europe and Mali in the past and now you show rationality in contributing to a fund for the UN. For this, we shall be ever grateful.

The UN building will be built in Zimbabwe, but it will be our building...and the worlds.

Thank you, and may god Allah show us the true road to peace for this scorched earth.

Jerokam

[The Capo]

DL the new mod!

You guys have to download the new mod, Ozzy and Drake have already done it so if we are all going to be in order everyone should get it.

Everyone has updated country names and flags, so its better, a few mistakes were fixed within the rules, but nothing that should change anything. And the wonders have better pictures to show the culture of the nation that built them.

http://members.aol.com/lbpreefer/hotw2.zip

That should be the URL, alright guys, sorry I was late with this.

And I WILL be there tonight...

[Rasputin]

OOC

well done capo , been waiting for the update..... and glad to see finally you wil lbe back, will be good to fight a human again !!

[Rasputin]

Translation from Zulese to Hebrew

Letter to Israel:

Dearest Auldinksy,

It appears the Aussies have bought into the notion that we are going to build the Manhattan Project. Our aim to show the world their true intentions, in destroying peace and stability will suceed. [COLOR=dark-blue] Now that the Aussies discovered we may be building Manhattans whilst concealing it by building the UN, we have chickened out and decided to actually build the UN[/color]

The United Nations will be built as scheduled and we will begin talking to other Nations about forming a UN peacekeeping force to defend the world from in-justice. Israel, for their generous contribution to the project will be given a secondary leadership role in the UN council. [color=dark-blue] You were a fool for giving us that money but thanks anyway. We want to form a global alliance to crush the Aussies and we will do it under the banner of the UN peacekeepers
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We will nominate China, Europe, Mali and Mongolia to hold seats in the UN, but the Australians will have to earn their seat. This will only happen when they have returned South America to us and promise a gradual de-militarization project. The Dame De Notre must also be handed over to be tried on war crimes, of in-discriminate genocide. She is responsible for millions of deaths and she must be put to justice.[color=dark-blue] We cant get our lands back by ourselves so this world alliance will do it for us, we will crush the stinking Aussies till they are as weak as the Mali and EU. Dame de Notre we will keep and sexually abuse for years.
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Richer nations such as yours, ours, Mongolia and China will be asked to contribute to funds that will help strengthen war torn countries, such as Europe and Mali and help them to become competitive in todays harsh market. We urge that you to take the EU's offer to restore their nation. If a true EU leader takes the reigns of Europe, I truly believe that peace can be manitained in your region. However, if Europe allows Arty Inerri to be re-elected in the coming years, they will lose their bid for a seat on the council, as that man has singlehandedly destroyed the European country.[color=dark-blue] once again the Israelites will be screwed and will be forced to prop up the weak by being robbed by this UN.
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The Nation that we once saw as criminals and rogues, has grown into our eyes as a nation of great leadership and potential. You have shown fairness in dealing with Europe and Mali in the past and now you show rationality in contributing to a fund for the UN. For this, we shall be ever grateful.[color=dark-blue] You have become to strong to take over militarily so we are now going to use Diplomacy to rip you off of all your gold
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The UN building will be built in Zimbabwe, but it will be our building...and the worlds.
[color=dark-blue] It will b ejsut ours!!! [/color]
Thank you, and may god Allah show us the true road to peace for this scorched earth.

Jerokam [color=dark-blue] May our God make us the winner[/color]

[drake]

Is it christmas time raz?

Zulu translation of hebrew translation :

Sorry for trying to keep this a diplo game. We'll make sure to keep it a war game and ruin the diplo genre.

[The Capo]

Euronews Report...

Lana Aguilera: With war looming on the horizon European forces prepare in Britain for what may be the end of all civilization. Hello I am Lana Aguilera reporting from Paris with Piero Montecito. WAAR officials today lambasted a Zulu Federation letter today, citing that the Zulus have chickened out on their hardline stance and attempted to use peaceful discussion as a means to gain Israeli support. The message is perfectly clear; Israel will not join the Global Coalition against Australia. Many punidts are worried that this "Globabl Coalition" may not be that global after all. Mali has yet to state its stance thus far, and there is concern over remaining tensions following the Sino-Mongolian war. With us today is a very special guest, President Lazlo Medici. Hello President Medici and welcome to Euronews.

President Medici: Amongst such frustration in the world it is a pleasure to be here Lana.

Lana Aguilera: Thank you Mr. President. Well let's get down to the main flux of this program. Will there be the unified Coalition you wanted?

President Medici: At present is sure doesn't look that way. WAAR has made it clear, as you've pointed out, that they do not intend on joining the alliance or respecting the Zulus statements. Whether or not they will accept our peace treaty is still up in the air, but in the light of these recent remarks it doesn't look like they will.

Lana Aguilera: On a related note will the EU repsect the Cease-Fire with Israel in the event that they do not sign the treaty?

President Medici: We are a nation of trust, we have a cease-fire agreement with Israel that remains in effect and we intend on keeping it that way until peace is achieved. Its a very tepid situation, the invasion that is, we don't know who to play it and with no control over our eastern territories its hard to gauge exactly our position. But as of right now we intend to remain in a state of cease-fire.

Lana Aguilera: President Medici, rumors are flying that WAAR may in fact ally with Australia, how would this effect the cease-fire?

President Medici: Although we do not want war with Israel, we would have no other choice in such an event but to attack WAAR. As I've stated before, the world MUST defeat this brand of Australian imperialism. Attempts are being made to put Saul into place as the new Australian leader, we need peace to achieve harmony in this world. Australia is disrupting this harmony, and I've stated time and time again that anyone that mildly aides Australia will be dealt with very severly. An alliance between WAAR and Australia would be based on nothing but greed, Intelligence from the Zulus reports that it would be ill advised for Australia to trust in WAAR.

Lana Aguilera: What do you mean by that Mr. President?

President Medici: That is a matter of national security for both Europe and the Zulu Federation. But I will say this; it will paint a very bad picture of WAAR as a just nation. Believe me, they will not like the information I am aware of.

Lana Aguilera: They being Australia?

President Medici: Yes, Australia, Israel, among others. Very horrible statements were made.

Lana Aguilera: What is the situation in Asia? We understand Mongolian and Chinese forces are still at odds.

President Medici: I trust in the UAS and People's Republic of China to make a wise decision. They know what's on the line, and they know what is most important at this juncture, sights have been set on their nations and this is an understanding that the entire coalition shares.

Lana Aguilera: There is growing concern over Mali armed divisions in Spain, what is your official stance on this presence?

President Medici: I've stated before to the Mali and to the Zulus who have a very good relationship with this nation. We have the means to obliterate these units, we don't want to do it, we want to live with Mali as brothers in our quest to save the planet. But if they intend on continuing their meaningless rampage we will have no choice but to destroy these units.

Lana Aguilera: Are there any last words you have for the people of the world?

President Medici: Anyone who supports Australia in its vile campaign will be treated not as a nation, but as a vile monster that will be destroyed completely. This is our stance, nothing short of death will prevent us from achieving this goal, we are fully prepared for the worst.

Lana Aguilera: Thank you President Medici.

President Medici: A pleasure.

Lana Aguilera: Strong words from the outspoken Monarch. Piero.

Piero Montecito: Thank you Lana. Many people wonder just what is going on in Russia? With the collapse of Lenin's communist regime, and the dispersal of such leaders as Che Guevera, Louis Blanc and Leonid Trotsky there is growing concern over what route the eastern portion of the Union will take. Reporting from Moscow is Carlo DeTucci-

Carlo DeTucci: The snowfall and grim overcast of Moscow tell the tale of a world foreign to Europe. A world where anarchy prevails as small pockets of Republican and Communist partisans do battle for control.

Citizen 1: No news comes from the West, nothing. We are left in the dark about everything right now, there is no order, there is nothing but lawlessness.

Carlo DeTucci: Armed bands of rogues set the tone for order in this state, murals and makeshift posters tell the tale of the people's dreams; for Lenin's release and for the return of Communism to Europe. They believe this will help foster the war against Australia and finally put down capitalist driven imperialism.

Citizen 2: Lenin told us, he told the world that Imperialism was coming from Australia, nobody believed him until it was too late. Now we're left with nothing, Israel owns half our country and we've got no way to fight them. President Medici is learning to walk before he crawls, we're doomed.

Carlo DeTucci: I had a chance to speak with one Communist partisan leader who wished to remain nameless, he said "We are fully prepared to join the Republicans in crushing the Australian scourge, we want to help, but they give no words, they give no promises, they don't even come. Its as if they have forgotten us, like we aren't part of Europe." Piero.

Piero Montecito: Stirring words from Moscow indeed. Alright well up next the weather and following that news you can use, how to save yourself from Ralfitzer shells, when Euronews Nightly returns...

[Rasputin]

Still in the Jungle....

Ahab waited for the warriors to leave before grabbing his radio from under hs coat and pressed the send button.
"This is Sly Snake to Holy One. Sly Snake to Holy One"

The Radio crackled for awhile then came the reply.

"Sly Snake this is Holy One, report."

"Holy One, Sly Snake says Zebras are gathering in herds, the Monkeys are cool in the pool and the Aligators have awoken in their own crap"

"Holy One would like to know how goes the Chimpanzees and the Monkeys?"

"Holy One , Sly Snake says the Apes are behaving like humans"

"Copy that Sly Snake. You are ordered to proceed to World Zoo and squash the Koalas who are urinating on the tourists."

"Roger that Holy One, Over and Out"

[deity]

Re: DL the new mod!

Originally posted by The Capo
You guys have to download the new mod, Ozzy and Drake have already done it so if we are all going to be in order everyone should get it.

Everyone has updated country names and flags, so its better, a few mistakes were fixed within the rules, but nothing that should change anything. And the wonders have better pictures to show the culture of the nation that built them.

http://members.aol.com/lbpreefer/hotw2.zip

That should be the URL, alright guys, sorry I was late with this.

And I WILL be there tonight...

Fixed a few rules eh?

Cyber Infantry,nil, 0, 1.,0, 9a,6d, 2h,2f, 6,0, 0, no, 000001000000101
Mech. Rover, nil, 0, 1.,0, 0a,1d, 2h,1f, 4,0, 5, no, 000000000000000

[Rasputin]

hey deity , we got to catch you up some how... those cyber infantry should be good, oh and by the way only non-aussies civs can build them *LOL* j/K

[Rasputin]

i see not much interest in our polls at civfanatics !!!! a bit like the inteest shown here

Well any way, its 50% of th epeople polled think WAAR should ally with aussies the other 50% think we should ignore all and go our own way.. nobody want sus to ally with western coalition

[belinda9]

Private communique by diplomatic pouch
To: President deMedici of the European Union
From: Rashid bin Hakeem of the Mali Provisio

Congratulations on your election to the Presidency of your country. Please be advised our interests in Spain were twofold; to free the resources of the Mediterranean for the use of Mali cities who border that sea from the historically long domination of your coastal cities, namely Palermo and Valencia, and to prevent the total takeover of every European city by WAAR at a time when they were sweeping unchecked across the continent. The fact that Valencia was totally leveled during this campaign came as a rather unexpected consequence and was distasteful to us.

Should Palermo consider sharing in the whaling industry there that it has dominated for such a long period of years, the Mali would be happy to withdraw those units still lingering in Spain.

We wish you well in your negotiations with WAAR.

Rashid bin Hakeem

[Prometheus]

Wanting to join a world organization that is basically an Anti-Aussie collation General Tao has been discredited in the eyes of the Chinese Public, a collation of Isolationist and the write in votes has formed to reinstate Prometheus who has decided to come back. His future plans are unwritten as of now, but he says he will defiantly reject the pitiful, Mongolian peace offer. Citing the reasons for coming back he said “The Chinese owe much to the Aussies and I don’t want anyone to lead the Chinese in any anti-Aussie collation. Also what was General Tao thinking when he thought he could bring together a world, when even the west can’t get along? No we are still friendly to the Aussies, the Zulus think they can build a U.N. when they wont even bring in the worlds greatest power.”

The next five years will show definite interest, we can only sit and wait to see Prometheus’s future policies.

[deity]

OOC

OK, If a majority of players think that I'm operating outside the diplo 'genre' then I need to know.

I read somewhere that it's a good idea to play the bad guy sometimes, so I thougt I'd give it a go in HOTW2 through characterisation. I'm playing totally outside my normal style I can tell you! I think drake is the first player I've EVER attacked first.

I can either keep playing Dame de Notre or bring Saul back into it.

It seems dumb to post this but I don't want to wreck a game and lose buddies if that's what I'm doing...

I wonder what CapTVK would say about this?

[deity]

From Captain Morant to Jerokam

"Ahh, we are in a pickle! But I see you have calmed down now. Without causing too much trouble with the DAME I am considering delaying my Mision Zimbabwe by 5 years to see if you can gain the world's trust and build the UN rather than Manhatten... "

[Prometheus]

Umm.. no new units, none of us were aware of these changes... dont we need to vote or somthing like that...