History of the World 2.2 - V (Cuz 2 just wasn't big enough)

[The Capo]

Warsaw, Poland; EUSSR

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A propoganda poster hung from the wall of a Warsaw church. A collection of men in fatigues, none of which uniform, stood around carrying various weapons. Standing near the poster was Che Guevera, a General within the Communist party.

"Comrades, the time has come to defend ourselves against these racist imperialist pigs. We are happy that Malik Younde of the Zulu Communist Party has joined us, while our so called allies have left us to perish. Knowing full well that they support this horrible capitalist invasion. But such is the way of imperialst nations." Che said as he loaded his pistol.

"Yes Comrade Che" said Malik "They allow wars based solely on greed and racism to go unfettered, it is horrible. Nothing but vile racism allows this war, and the Jews! They sit back and watch, the are of your race! They are caucasian! They are Judeo-Christian! And somehow they believe in this Asian unity garbage, the Mongols for their part assault their own fellow Asian Chinese! Asian unity my black ass!" he said, his brow wrinkled with rage.

"It is okay Comrade Younde, we are right, therefore we will be victorious, this is a war we will be able to win. Now the Australian pigs are trying to throw around OUR Holy City of Bosporus as some sort of trinket to woo the Hebrews into their corner, it is a sad world we live in." Che said aiming his weapon at the poster. "Now men, when this dog, this devil bent on conquest invades our nation, when he attempts to force imperialist servitude upon us. Brothers of all races, African, European, Turkish, Mongolian; we must unite and crush these beasts." BLAM BLAM BLAM! He fired three shots into the poster and smiled.

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"Very good Comrade." said Younde smiling.

"Thank you, now men, we have fifteen minutes before we board the train. Everyone read your Marx books, and relax, you have a long war ahead of you..."

[deity]

The Asian situation

It was difficult for her to do this but she wrote to Prometheus, cc'd to Auldinsky, in a surprisingly conciliatory way. Paul had meant more to her than she had realised.
She could not offer an official open-ended alliance to China but would honour the Aussie committment to the defence of China in Asia.
WHEN/IF the WAAR agree to the alliance proposed by Saladin the Australians would take a completely neutral position in the event of any Sino/WAAR wars. No other nations would receive any favours from Australia, save the EU in certain circumstances....

[deity]

Re: I have a save.......

Originally posted by belinda9
I saved about the time we called the game so here's what I got:
(hope it goes on here alright)

OOC

Don't use this save please.
It has my gold totally wrong and my unit count is wrong.
I think the ozzy save would be correct.

[deity]

OFFICIAL DECLARATION OF WAR ON the ZULUS

This transmission has been pre-recorded:

Australia declares war on the Zulus.

No correspondence or negotiations will be entered into.

They are trouble for our world and do not deserve to live on it. They are deliberately creating a war environment, manipulating behind the scenes and acting totally aggressively.
We urge all nations to join us in the systematic removal of this pest from planet Earth.

Any nation allied to or assisting the Zulus in any way will be regarded rather dimly but negotiations are possible.

[Prometheus]

To Australians:

We do not predict that there will be any Sino/WAAR war if they drop their alliance with the UAS the only reason WAAR would attack the Chinese would be to honor there alliance with the crazy UAS. However hopefully the Israel will soon realize the futility of such an Alliance. We once again thank you for you assistance in defending Asia from the Mongolian hoards.

China will not support your Zulu war however, as we do not have an open-ended alliance.

[deity]

OOC - turn lengths

OOC:

Now that we are approaching the end of the tech tree and the end-game some turn lengths may take forever, particulartly mine!
I've compromised all game by not moving some units during my turn, like freight, but now I'll be as quick as the lag permits but I will move everything I need to.

Have patience and HOTW3 will be here sooner than Xmas

[Rasputin]

WAAR Response

To the World at Large...

It is with great distress that the WAAR High Council has read the messages sent to us in recent times. It would appear that the nation that has hated us most throughout history wants us to turn our back on one that has shown true respect for centuries. There would never be a time that our nation would turn to the EU in place of our close friends the UAS. We wil lnot break an alliance at the EU's call.

To the Chinese we say we have no plans for war with you, however we are still wishing to see the aamount of pollution decreased

To the Australains we say , thankyou , it would be great to have an ally of your strength in the world, however your request for us to break with UAS has to be rejected.

The WAAR high council has voted to remain neutral due to the internal strife in our nation.

We will accept refugees from the wars in palce and continue trade with all.

[OzzyKP]

In the interests of Asian pride and unity the Union of Asian States declares war on the half-breed Chinese republic. UAS states unequiviolcy that we have no territorial ambitions, we only seek to drive out the unpure 'Chinese' from the Asian continent.

Furthermore, UAS takes no position on the Australian conquest of South America.

[drake]

The age of diplomacy has been thrown out the window and it looks to be a free for all war.

Australia is finally using their gargantuan army and showing their true nature as mindless war mongerer. China is giving back to the Mongols what they were given. Mongolia seems to be humbled. Europe is in shambles after Israel attacked them for the 15th time and the Zulus have been reduced to little more than a pimple. the Mali are still reeling from the beatings they recieved in the past.

The days of hope for the world is over. This world will burn a fiery death, for peace is an ideal of the past. Conquest and greed have overrun the world and it is now corrupted beyond repair.

Armageddon is nearing. The end is coming. When it will come, no one is sure. But make no mistake it is coming.

[Prometheus]

The Chinese wish for peace with the Mongols, there are some in the world who would see us push all the way to Europe, but that is not what the Chinese stand for, we stand for Peace.

The Chinese will accept the following as terms for peace….

Four currently controled Mongolain cities will be handed over to the Chinese.. these cities will be of Chinese chossing and then the Chinese will release two cities controlled currently by the Chinese.

We are not as weak as we are precived to be, do not make the same mistake twice, the Aussies will also be attacking soon, let us end this before more people have to die.

[deity]

Re: Encroachment - A Zulu message to the world

Originally posted by drake
The Zulus want to reiterate to Australia and to the rest of the world, that encroaching on zulu lands in any form will be regarded as hostility. Units other than freights that come into lands and seas that are clearly zulu territory will be destroyed if detected. This is fair warning.

If a nation thinks they have reasons to be in a zulu controlled area, please contact us and we shall discuss it. Trying to be sneaky and hide right under our nose will no longer be tolerated. Espionage will not be tolerated.

Examples of what will not be tolerated:

I guess this is not tolerated.. huh

[The Capo]

OOC

H O L Y S H I T

[Rasputin]

WAAR Presdential Speeach to the nation

Good evening my fellow Western Asians and americans. You will al lby now have heard that once agai nwe are at war with the europeans. This al lstarted after we begun peace negotiations between the Australians and the EU over the handback of the Province of Bosporus. We ahd just got the ustralians to wothdraw and we had entered the city ourselves to oversee the hand back, when European Gurillas were seen wandering through the DMZ. We had made it very clear that any incursion into the DMZ would be met by the full force of the WAAR Army and despite EUs denyal of knowledge of this troop , this 'non-existant' unit then procedded to attack WAAR diplomatic corp. With the deaths of our elite Mossad agesnts, I personally led the charge from Khurdistan . We marched down the Turkish Highwaym and erradicated the three platoons of Geurillas in the DMZ. We continued as planned straight into Europe. We found the people of Europe repressed by a tyrannour leader in Lennin. The people of Europe actually rejoiced as we liberated town after town. They urged us on to the Capital where we found much deprivation. The people were living in squalor without the basics of healthcare.

We urgently sent for food and healthcare items to be shipped to the people. We utilised our newly created airforce to drop pamphlets explaioning why this war occured and that we were her eto help them. The people of Europe took this to heart and cheered as we entered Amsterdam.

In Amsterdam we discovered Lenin hiding in a Basement under the main government buildsings we then arrested him and handed him over to the people for trial. Amongst th esurvivors we found Prince Medici and he humbly accepted the rule of Western Europe. The communists in Eastern Europe refused to surrender and so action was taken to quell uprising sin that direction.

Agian my fellow citizens, we feel jsutified in all our actions, the EU had been warned, and yet Lennin thought he could ignore history and do as he wished. He showed no mercy to many ,m including his own people, and we fully expect him to be hangfed by his own people.

The last 5 years have seen many wr activitys throughout the world, we have not becoem involved in any of them, but we are very concerned with the China/UAS war. This war is a fight between Asians, many of which are citizens of our coutnry too. We ask the Chinese to show mercy on the UAS who were led by an aggresive leader who hopwfully wil lbe replaced in the upcoming elcetions, called 15 yrs early due to the major conflict. We wil lbe putitng as much diplomatic pressure on the UAS to sign a peace as we can. We reiterate that we have no desire for Chinese territory in America.

To the South we hear of the Zulus being massacred in South america. We are not sure what prompted the peaceful Australains into this action, but feel they must have good reason. We ask the Australains to inform the world as to what caused al lthis. We have put together a support package for the wounded Zulus arriving back in Africa and have sent aid to them to the amount of $360 mill . We hope this will help the civilians caught in the conflict to recover faster.

Whilst I ma your leader as elected by the High Council, most of you wil lbe aware that Anarchy still rules throughout the land. Upon the completion of the war in Europe I wil lreturn tp Israel and I will deal with rebels in WAAR the same way as I did in Europe. We wil lno longer stnad for this.

God Bless you all.

[deity]

For the record (posted 20th Oct)

This was posted in my poll thread that Ming shut down, so I put it here for the record.

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The Rulers

Paul Keating:
Obsessed with nuclear potential, suffering from radiation sickness. He may die. If he lives he will probably build the Manhatten Wonder and cause trouble. He may try and launch a Space Ship but only if there is no competetion. He wants Saul dead. His true love is Dame de Notre, the partner of Saul de Notre....
Has a love/hate thing with the EU but will probably destroy them.
HATES the Mali.
Loved the Mongols but NOT the UAS.
Great friends with Chinese and acts as though he has a secret alliance with them Feels he saved China from the Mali with clever diplomacy and power play on the international stage.

Saul de Notre:
Long time rival of Paul's. Comes from the Manning line, which is surprising considering the gay nature of Manning and his ties with Israel. From this background he met the Dame, the future teller from Persia, and fell in love. Unfortunately so did Paul.
Saul is a man of peace and will build a space ship, most likely.
Paranoid of Zulu aggression; and also hates the Mali.
Wary of Paul's closeness with Chinese. Saul sees them as a Space rival.
Fond of Mongols and Israelis but detests the volatility of their politics and hot-headed nature.

Dame de Notre:
Loves both men but will allow Paul to die from Radiation sickness and aid in the assasination of Saul, as requested by Paul.
Believes in world domination. Will ally with the WAAR and form a fascist regime together to wipe out all nations. She believes her skills in WAAR diplomacy and feminine wiles will precipitate this holy union - SHE SEES IT, it is written.

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[deity]

Tribute to drake!

Thanks drake. You are a class player. Other so-called top players would have wimped out in those circumstrances. You played it out and even though you were uncomfortable you still couched it in terms of diplo gaming in your post. Well done.

It's just a period of full on war within the context of a diplo game.

There's a six pak in the mail