Is Markos Alive?

[General Ludd]

Get his attention in a thread he's going to check in - like one of his trolls, or that banner thread in the off topic.

[Caesar the Great]

the real question is wether DanQ is alive?

[Leo826]

HAHA! hi caesar! it's "pinballwizard". nice avatar.

[St Leo]

Best... Bump... Ever...

[Shadowstrike]

I took your advice, Leo, but I added a word and a smiley. What do you think?

[St Leo]

/me catapults Shadowstrike

Take that, you commie christian hoser!

[ravagon]

Originally posted by H Tower
you should start a petition in the SL league forum, get everyone to put it in their sigs

Here's one.

The seas will rise. The earth will tremble. The heavens will fall.
Prevent the apocalypse. Give Leo the db.

[St Leo]

Yay!
Gimme db.

[St Leo]

"I name my parts too. My right hand is "7 of 9" and my left hand is "Jadzia." They don't know about each other so don't tell them!" - slashdot.org

[St Leo]

I am a *BSD user
and I try hard to be brave
That is a tall order
*BSD's foot is in the grave.

I tap at my toy keyboard
and whistle a cheerful tune
but keeping happy is so hard,
*BSD will be dead soon.

Each day I wake and softly sob
Nightfall finds me crying
Not only am I a zit faced slob
but *BSD is dying.

[Rasbelin]

Nice one.

[St Leo]

[Transcription of 1-900-CHESSXX.]
"...Dial 512 to accept these charges and continue"
[Beat. Beep-boop-bop.]
[Ring. Ring.]
"Hi there. I'm Edith."
"...I'm Paul."
E: Mmmmm, Paul. I like that name. Wasn't Murphy's first name Paul.
P: Oh YES.
E: Tell me...how long have you played chess?
P: S-since I was eleven.
E: Want to tell me about your first time.
P: W-well, I don't know. It was with my father. He didn't play all that well. I started beating him not long after that.
E: Want to hear about my first time?
P: Oh yeah, tell me about your first time, Edith. How old were you?
E: My first time was at the tender age of fourteen.
P: Really?
E: Yessss. Before then, I hardly knew the names of the pieces.
P: How well do you play now?
E: Oh, better than you, probably.
P, excited: Really?
E: Yes, I'm a genius you know. Want to hear about my first time?
P: Yes, tell me about it.
E: My sister's friend was over. He was a Geek. Are you a geek, Paul?
P: Yes, yes, I am.
E: I love geeks. They excite me. My sister's friend was the first geek I met. He introduced me to Linux. He also taught me chess.
P: You use Linux?
E: Well, technically it's not Linux, I use my own kernel.
P: You kernel-hack?
E. I guess you could call it that...
P: What do you mean?
E: Well I don't bother with Torvalds's source-tree.
P: Oh, Edith. Tell me what you do.
E: I mess with kernel directly.
P: mmmm.
E: Oh, it gets very messy. Straight assembly. Pur hex.
P: Oh-ooh. Tell me about your sister's friend.
E: He taught me chess. By the end of the first hour I was seeing three, four moves ahead of him. By the time I was seventeen, four years ago, I was placing in the nationals.
P: Oh, man. Are you really that good?
E: Want to try me?
P: e2?
E. d5 Paul.
[rest censored]

[St Leo]

Our yellow sun yields to the dark
As I begin my web-based lark
Flowing, turning through the pipe
I grep for text and dump the hype

But as I ride the fibre trail
I test my faith as I read my mail
Even as my bandwidth fattens
I question life and I-Click patents

Although I ask and though I query
I know the truth, I grok the theory
Life is a multimedia of sins
So he who collects the most porn wins

[Rasbelin]

Hmmm... St Leo seems to take advantge by increasing his post count by sending poetry as spam.

(yet another post towards Emperor )

[St Leo]

No_db, I_db am_db not_db spamming_db. I_db am_db bumping_db this_db thread_db so_db that_db Markos_db remembers_db one_db or_db two_db important_db things_db.