You know you spend too much time on Apolyton when..

[Tuberski]

When you make "Congrats poly another 1000 members" threads just for post count.

And people wonder if the guy that did it this time is one of your DLs.

ACK!

[ixnay]

When you decide to post the top 10 posters in this thread:

Big Crunch 42
Immortal Wombat 41
Skanky Burns 39
Grrr 29
Kassiopeia 26
ColdWizard 22
Mr. President 20
FlameFlash 18
Scouse Gits 17
ixnay 16

[Immortal Wombat]

...When you knew that you were only one post away from the top of the list, having changed styles and checked the list only a couple of hours ago in order to calculate the % of posts which were yours (7.8% btw)...

...and then you decided that it would be prudent not to make an "I've got the (joint) most posts in this thread post", because it would be tempting a mod intervention.

...and then you see that as ixnay brough the subject up, it must be ok to post this post.

[DrSpike]

Originally posted by ixnay
When you decide to post the top 10 posters in this thread:

Big Crunch 42
Immortal Wombat 41
Skanky Burns 39
Grrr 29
Kassiopeia 26
ColdWizard 22
Mr. President 20
FlameFlash 18
Scouse Gits 17
ixnay 16

Didn't even make the top 10. :sigh:

[Tuberski]

Originally posted by DrSpike


Didn't even make the top 10. :sigh:

When you post a lot in the A/C forum because you are mostly an Off topic rat and A/C is the only way to increase your post count.

When the only reason you want to increase your post count is so that your average posts per day doesn't fall below 4.

ACK!

[vovan]

Originally posted by Tuberski
When the only reason you want to increase your post count is so that your average posts per day doesn't fall below 4.

You know you spend too much time on Apolyton when your average posts per day count is above 4.

[Frozzy]

You get the 5000th view in a thread and actually give a damn about it.

[Tuberski]

Originally posted by vovansim


You know you spend too much time on Apolyton when your average posts per day count is above 4.

And that is taking into account the fact that I rarely post on weekends.

ACK!

[badams52]

You post on weekends

[Method]

you agree to make another demo game directory

[vovan]

... when you start posting the "Congratulations on the n000-th view, [INSERT THREAD NAME HERE]" threads.

[vovan]

Originally posted by TKG
you agree to make another demo game directory

... you know the difference between a 'Poly "demo" game, and a normal demo game.

[DrSpike]

http://apolyton.net/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=82160

[vovan]

Originally posted by DrSpike
http://apolyton.net/forums/showthrea...threadid=82160

That's right! You spend too much time on Apolyton, when +- an hour next to your post actually matters to you.

[Skanky Burns]

...when you instantly recognise that someone has changed their avatar recently.

Nice, DrSpike.