You know you spend too much time on Apolyton when..

[Lefty Scaevola]

Originally posted by The Pioneer
When you are fired from your job because of Apolytoning too much!!!

My company mandates a minimum of 1 hr of Apolyton Daily.

[Immortal Wombat]

Originally posted by Sagacious Dolphin
... you see a guy in the street with an afro and wonder if Zopper/Skanky/etc is to blame.

Skanky? I made his avatar

Originally posted by Lefty Scaevola
My company mandates a minimum of 1 hr of Apolyton Daily.

Employ me

[Galvatron]

Originally posted by Schee

• when your wife is shouting you out and you think "I can't wait for her parents to release a patch..."

this one is great but always remember patches are sometimes more bugy than the original

[Skanky Burns]

Originally posted by Immortal Wombat
Skanky? I made his avatar

[Immortal Wombat]

Originally posted by Skanky Burns

You changed avatar!!

*sigh* I had to compress this one quite a bit

[Lefty Scaevola]

Originally posted by Immortal Wombat
Employ me

My staf has an average IQ (real not those internet crap tests) of 154. Would you raise this on lower it?

[Dauphin]

Don't worry Wombat, many inventors/designers/creators are not the ones first associated with their work.

[Immortal Wombat]

they don't shout loud enough

Originally posted by Lefty Scaevola
My staf has an average IQ (real not those internet crap tests) of 154. Would you raise this on lower it?

American IQ tests?
Probably lower it. Fractionally.

[Dauphin]

Reminds me of the old chestnut "The Irish potato famine which caused mass immigration to America, also increased the IQ of both nations"

[Immortal Wombat]

click. click. whirrrrrrrrrrr..... I get it

• When you stop to calculate that you made 9% of the posts in this thread...

[Pavlov]

...when you're actually jealous of IW having 9% and wishing you had 10%

[Straybow]

You have to prune your thread subscriptions to keep from having so many notifications cluttering your inbox.

Originally posted by Lefty Scaevola
My staf has an average IQ (real not those internet crap tests) of 154. Would you raise this on lower it?

Do you raise it, or lower it? Obviously the latter, if spelling were an important parameter.

[Switch]

...you read this whole thread just so you can add "you read this whole thread," and find out that someone already did that on page 11
...you continue on from page 11 anyway

...you keep checking your post count to see how close you are to a custon avatar

[Skanky Burns]

...you continue on from page 11 anyway

[loinburger]

...you start to seriously consider moving to Finland in order to help steal Norway. Or meet Ottok.