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  • When you check for new post every 5 minute more then you check your mail.

    When you'd rather stay and read post than going to parties.

    When you trawl the net looking for interesting images to use as an avatar.

    When you post just because you have to see your name as the last poster.
    Don't drink and drive, smoke and fly.
    Anti-bush and anti-Bush.
    "Who's your Daddy? You know who your Daddy is, huh?? It's me! Yeah.. I'm your Daddy! Uh-huh! How come I'm your Daddy! 'Coz I did this to your Mama? Yeah, your Mama! Yeah this your Mama! Your Mama! You suck man, but your Mama's sweet! You suck, but your Mama, ohhh... Uh-huh, your Mama! Far out man, you do suck, but not as good as your Mama! So what's it gonna be? Spit or swallow, sissy boy?" - Superfly, joecartoon

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    • When you miss a lecture because of surfing Apolyton.

      When you miss a lab session because of surfing Apolyton.

      When you miss a test because of surfing Apolyton.

      When you miss a final exam because of surfing Apolyton.

      When you miss your own graduation because of surfing Apolyton!
      Everything changes, but nothing is truly lost.

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      • When you no longer have time to play strategy games.
        "I'm so happy I could go and drive a car crash!"
        "What do you mean do I rape strippers too? Is that an insult?"
        - Pekka

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        • When your fingers think faster than your brain.
          I'm not a complete idiot: some parts are still missing.

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          • When you have 10 or more posts in this thread.

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            • ixnay37: that's terrible - but true.
              I'm not a complete idiot: some parts are still missing.

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              • When you fill in the First Name and Last Name fields in your profile such that the site will call you something respectful or ask how you are when you enter.
                Everything changes, but nothing is truly lost.

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                • Touché! b
                  I'm not a complete idiot: some parts are still missing.

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                  • Originally posted by Locutus
                    Which thread what that then, -Jrabbit?
                    Well, IIRC there was one called "pondering" -- the one I tried to click -- and there were a couple succession game threads, which I'm always a sucker for.
                    Apolyton's Grim Reaper 2008, 2010 & 2011
                    RIP lest we forget... SG (2) and LaFayette -- Civ2 Succession Games Brothers-in-Arms

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                    • When you actually watch a boring segment on the news about 17N because "MarkG lives there"
                      Yeah, Moe, that team sure did suck last night. They just plain sucked! I've seen teams suck before, but they were the suckiest bunch of sucks that ever sucked.

                      -Homer Simpson

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                      • when you actually forget this is a civ-gaming site
                        Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able? Then he is not omnipotent. Is he able, but not willing? Then he is malevolent. Is he both able and willing? Then whence cometh evil? Is he neither able nor willing?
                        Then why call him God? - Epicurus

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                        • ...when you hear about a big lump of rock possibly heading our way in 17 years, and the first place to check the story out that comes to your mind is... Apolyton!
                          Cake and grief counseling will be available at the conclusion of the test. Thank you for helping us help you help us all!

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                          • Originally posted by Kassiopeia
                            ...when you hear about a big lump of rock possibly heading our way in 17 years, and the first place to check the story out that comes to your mind is... Apolyton!
                            when the first place you even hear about the story is Apolyton...
                            Yeah, Moe, that team sure did suck last night. They just plain sucked! I've seen teams suck before, but they were the suckiest bunch of sucks that ever sucked.

                            -Homer Simpson

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                            • Originally posted by aaglo
                              Touché!
                              Cake and grief counseling will be available at the conclusion of the test. Thank you for helping us help you help us all!

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                              • Originally posted by Kassiopeia
                                ...when you hear about a big lump of rock possibly heading our way in 17 years, and the first place to check the story out that comes to your mind is... Apolyton!
                                I haven't spammed enough to die. I'm not even a middle-aged Emperor!
                                One day Canada will rule the world, and then we'll all be sorry.

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