You know you spend too much time on Apolyton when...

[Asmodean]

Originally posted by DrSpike




Original ones are few and far between. If that's true it's hilarious.

Nah...I gotta admit I allowed myself some artistic freedom on this one. His pronounciation of the word "Far" (dad in Danish) is letter perfect, however.

Asmodean

[DrSpike]

Originally posted by Asmodean

artistic freedom

Lying.

It was still funny though. It would have been more believable if you didn't have such a difficult name.

[Sava]

... if your rank is anything but settler or chieftain

[DrSpike]

Most people on the site then.

[MattH]

I almost added [EDIT:] to a paper I was writing yesterday... It would have fit in so well, too

[Verto]

Originally posted by H Tower
... when you expect someone to make a happy birthday thread for you

[Kuciwalker]

... when you pm an admin for the "So-and-so wears apolytonwear, why don't you?" thingy.

... when you wear shirts from the apolyton store.

... when you refer to yourself mentally by your nick

[Verto]

... when you refer to yourself mentally by your nick

Also applicable for the "You know you need medical attention..." list.

[MattH]

Originally posted by H Tower
... when you expect someone to make a happy birthday thread for you

Speaking of that, MrWhereItsAt's name was in the birthday list yesterday (or was it the day before?). Did we miss that?

[ravagon]

Originally posted by Skanky Burns
You are not a munchkin if you find a +1 chainmail shirt and say "Wow, this will help me a lot."
You are a munchkin if you find a +5 mithril shirt and say "Another one? Ah, better throw it in my backpack with the others."

Real munchkinism is knowing (without having to look it up I might add) that mithril shirts are actually +4.
+5 shirts are made of adamantite.


You know you spend too much time on Apolyton when you're thinking about Vels EU2 co-operative game more than your own game, even while playing your own game, and it causes you to do something stupid.
That's my excuse and I'm sticking with it ...

[Dauphin]

.. you run out of witty repartee to put as an end to the "You know you spend too much time on Apolyton when...."


.. you write a witty repartee that actually becomes a circular sentence and want everyone to notice it.

[ravagon]

Hey,

BC wrote a witty reparte that became a circular sentence!

[Dauphin]

Wow, talk about bizarre coincidences!

[Asmodean]

Originally posted by MattH
I almost added [EDIT:] to a paper I was writing yesterday... It would have fit in so well, too

That's like people who watch to much sport on the tele. When a situation occurs in real life, they still find themselves waiting for the replay

Asmodean

[Paddy]

... you miss out on game time to be here