New quotes for the new server please.

[FrustratedPoet]

Lister: Where is everybody, Holly?
Holly: They're dead, Dave.
L: Who is?
H: Everybody, Dave.
L: What, Captain Hollister?
H: Everybody's dead, Dave.
L: What, Todhunter?
H: Everybody's dead, Dave.
L: What, Selby?
H: They're all dead. Everybody's dead, Dave.
L: Petersen isn't, is he?
H: Everybody is *dead*, Dave.
L: Not Chen?
H: Gordon Bennett, yes, Chen, everybody. Everybody's dead, Dave.
L: Rimmer?
H: He's dead, everybody's dead, Dave, everybody is dead, Dave!
L: Wait. Are you trying to tell me everybody's dead?

[FrustratedPoet]

Originally posted by alva
@FP

You did these all by hart, didn't you

Most of them, yes.

You should check out this site, though: http://www.mimashigh.co.uk/scripts.shtml
You'll love it.

RIMMER: Mayday! Mayday! (To Lister) I wonder why it's 'Mayday'?
LISTER: Eh?
RIMMER: The distress call. Why d'you say 'Mayday'? It's only a Bank Holiday. Why not 'Shrove Tuesday' or 'Ascension Sunday'? Ascension Sunday! Ascension Sunday! The fifteenth Wednesday after Pentecost! The fifteenth Wednesday after Pentecost!

Lister: Rimmer, if I'm gonna go back to Earth I'm gonna have to go into stasis. It's gonna take 4000 years just to turn around. You can't do a three point turn when you're this close to lightspeed, you know.

Rimmer: Oh really? And where did you read that, the Ladybird Book of Astro-Navigation?

Lister: It happens to be true.

Rimmer: I know it's true, modo. I have taken the astro-navigation exam. Nine times! Ten, if you count the time I had my spasm.

[alva]

Most of them, yes.

You should check out this site, though: http://www.mimashigh.co.uk/scripts.shtml
You'll love it.

Went right to my favourites
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Ahhh 6000 possible choices and you picked that face

[Panag]

hi ,

" i am not better then you , i am just the same "

one minister against an other in parlement today


, there is still the quotes page in the civIII democraZy game , .....


have a nice day , full of quotes

[Chilean President™]

well "have a nice day" could be a cool quote.. after all we all know you for that

[Panag]

hi ,


" I'm with BFM, panag's original position, and Octavian. Let the people decide. This is a democracy game. "

have a nice day

[DarkCloud]

The tags, IIRC had each thread ending in a %

example:



-DarkCloud

%

[Jamski]

All those Red Dwarf quotes are killing me.

hi,

have a nice day

-Panag (seen on an Apolyton forum one day)

This has to be in the quotes database.

-Jam

[St Leo]

I think most of you deserve to be banned for suggesting such insipidly inane quotations.

[Maquiladora]

from full metal jacket

Drill Instructor: You are pukes. You are the lowest form of life on
Earth. You are not even human ****ing beings. You are nothing more
than unorganized grabastic pieces of amphibian ****.

[Frozzy]

Gotta have some M.S.S. quotes

"We are not afraid of the Americans.  Allah has condemned them.  They are stupid.  They are stupid" (dramatic pause) "and they are condemned." - Mohammed Saeed Al-Sahaf, Iraqi Information Minister

"Lying is forbidden in Iraq. President Saddam Hussein will tolerate nothing but truthfulness as he is a man of great honor and integrity. Everyone is encouraged to speak freely of the truths evidenced in their eyes and hearts." - Mohammed Saeed Al-Sahaf, Iraqi Information Minister

"Bush is a very stupid man. The American people are not stupid, they are very clever. I can't understand how such clever people came to elect such a stupid president." - Mohammed Saeed Al-Sahaf, Iraqi Information Minister

[Jamski]

Madam, I may be drunk, but you are ugly, and tommorrow I shall be sober.
-Winston Churchill, on being accused of drunkeness in the House of Commons

-Jam

[Panag]

hi ,


" it takes one to know one "

have a nice day

[alva]

Originally posted by St Leo
I think most of you deserve to be banned for suggesting such insipidly inane quotations.

?hm?
Why, for trying to make things a little more lightharted?
Isn't that the basic idea of this and most likely any other forum, to have some fun?
Or where you refering to something else ?

[MarkG]

quotes should be in this form

quote without " or '
  -- source (if there is one)
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