New quotes for the new server please.

[FrustratedPoet]

Originally posted by War of Art
I've changed mine to actually give the useful info now. Happy ?

-Jam

No.

People have been banned in the past for using coding languages to mess about with the forum (Skanky was banned for a few days because he used HTML to change his title to "Darlek").

I like you and I don't want to see you banned, therefore I'm advising you to remove the pop-up.

It's your call, though.

[Nikolai]

A lightly modified SC2 cheat():

To get an instant 1 million dollars just type the
word "imacheat" when posting! When you hear
cheers you will know that it worked!!

[Jamski]

Ok, perhaps you're right. I'll disable it forthwith It was kinda fun though.

-Jam

[FrustratedPoet]

Sorry, I didn't really mean to give you a hard time about it.

Maybe you wouldn't have been banned, that'd be up to the mods, but there is certainly a precedent for banning people for stuff like that.

I'd just miss you so much if you were sent to Mingapulco WoA!
Any guy who quotes me in his sig gets two thumbs up - - from me.


We do need some more quotes, though. I hate those goddman Star Trek ones.

[Chilean Presidentâ„¢]

nobody would have miss me? that's the price that we the spanish forum posters have to pay for leave not very often our little Poly corner

[Jamski]

/me feels warm inside*

How about

Ever since I was a little boy I always wanted to be a gangster

But I can't remember which character says it

-Jam

[Jamski]

Originally posted by Chilean President
nobody would have miss me? that's the price that we the spanish forum posters have to pay for leave not very often our little Poly corner

I would miss you, but I would be banned too, so....

Hey, we should find some quotes, or we'll get banned for spamming

-Jam

[FrustratedPoet]

Originally posted by War of Art
But I can't remember which character says it

Henry Hill - Ray Liotta's character in Goodfellas.

It's the first line of the film IIRC.

[Chilean Presidentâ„¢]

well here some politicians quotes:

If this is coffee, please bring me some tea; but if this is tea, please bring me some coffee. -Abraham Lincoln

Forgive your enemies, but never forget their names. -JFK

Taxation without representation is tyranny. -James Otis

[FrustratedPoet]

The bottom quote in my sig should go in, I think (the Nintendo one):

"Computer games don't affect kids; I mean if Pac-Man affected us as kids, we'd all be running around in darkened rooms, munching magic pills and listening to repetitive electronic music." - Kristian Wilson, Nintendo, Inc, 1989

Also,

Dead Poet's Society:

"We don't read and write poetry because it's cute. We read and write poetry because we are members of the human race. And the human race is filled with passion. And medicine, law, business, engineering, these are noble pursuits and necessary to sustain life. But poetry, beauty, romance, love, these are what we stay alive for."

Clue:

Wadsworth: Professor Plum, you were once a professor of psychiatry specializing in helping paranoid and homicidal lunatics suffering from delusions of grandeur.
Professor Plum: Yes, but now I work for the United Nations.
Wadsworth: Well your work has not changed.

Dumb and Dumber:

Harry: Yeah I called her up, she gave me a bunch of crap about me not listening to her, or something, I don't know, I wasn't really paying attention.

Fight Club:

Tyler: You are not your job. You are not the money in your bank account. You are not the car you drive. You are not how much money is in your wallet. You are not your ****ing khakis. You are the all-singing, all-dancing crap of the world.

[alva]

" Stoke me a clipper, I'll be back for breakfast "

A-J Rimmer
Red Dwarf

Nah, You were never gonna expect that one were you.

[alva]

Rimmer: " Would it harm you to have hair like mine? "
Cat: " I have got hair like yours...., just not on my head !!! "

Red Dwarf

[FrustratedPoet]

Red Dwarf;

Rimmer: You goit! No, you goit! You're all goits! I'm surrounded by goits!

Rimmer: My god we'll rescue these fair blooms or my name's not Captain AJ Rimmer, Space Adventurer!

Lister: Space Adventurer?!

Rimmer: Well what was I supposed to say? "Fear not, we're the guys who used to clean the gunk out of the chicken soup machine. We know nothing about space travel, but if you've got a blocked nozzle then we're your lads!"?

Kryten: Fun? Ah yes, the employment of time in a profitless and non-practical way.

LISTER: Cat?

CAT: Mmm?

LISTER: Ya ever see the Flintstones?

CAT: Sure!

LISTER: D'ya think Wilma's sexy?

CAT: Wilma Flintstone?

LISTER: Maybe we've been alone in deep space too long, but every time I see that show her body, it drives me crazy. Is it me?

CAT: Well, I think in all probability, Wilma Flintstone is the most desirable woman that ever lived.

LISTER: That's good. I thought I was goin' strange.

CAT: She's incredible!

LISTER: What d'ya think of Betty?

CAT: Betty Rubble? (pause) Well, I would go with Betty... but I'd be thinking of Wilma.

LISTER: This is crazy. Why are we talking about going to bed with Wilma Flintstone?

CAT: You're right. We're nuts. This is an insane conversation.

LISTER: She'll never leave Fred, and we know it.

Rimmer: Why don't you call me by my nickname I had at school?

Lister: What? Bonehead?

Rimmer: How did you know my nickname was Bonehead?!

Lister: I didn't, I was only guessing.

Rimmer: Anyway, not that one, I meant my other nickname: Ace!

Lister: Get outta town! Your nickname was never Ace ... maybe Ace-hole?

[Dauphin]

It's a banana. It always HAS been a banana, it always WILL be a banana. It's a yellow fruit that you unzip and eat the white bits; it's a banana!

 -- Kryten

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"It's a, it's a, it's, it's, it's the Bolivian Navy on manoeuvres in the South Pacific!"

 -- Kryten

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[alva]

@FP

You did these all by hart, didn't you