Poll: Who is the Hottest Chick in SMAC?

[Mr. President]

I haven't seen one of these threads for a long time.

Deirdre Skye is the most presentable. Why are the good-looking ones always the lunatic environmentalists? It's just like the way you can't talk to the women in the vegetarian restaurant on campus. They're insane, I tell you. Insane . . .

*Men in white coats come and take Crimson Sunrise away*

[Jethro83]

This has been done countless times, but what the hey!

Santiago may be a turn on with her military attire and tough kind of attitude, and she would be enough to keep me going to the gym and to whatever form of martial arts I choose soon. But it would eventually become tiring. As well as that, I don't think I'd feel safe with the kind of woman who would probably have a silenced pistol under her pillow, a shotgun in the closet, an assault rifle under the living room lounge, and a rocket launcher in the back shed. Besides, she would probably work out at least 8-10 hours, with no less than 10 000 crunches in her exercise regime. She'd have more muscle on her body than Arnie in his days as Mr. Universe. Ugh!!!!!

Miriam is and looks too old, is probably overweight, and her radical, extreme far-right political stance as well as her 'holier-than-thou' attitude would really be a major pain in the butt. And I don't see any room for respect and tolerance of alternative beliefs.

Dierdre is extemely pleasing on the eye. Hard to believe she is already about 35 since she doesn't look much older than 25. However, conversations would be boring discussions about certain species of plant or animal I've never even heard of, annoying ranting about how Morgan is poisoning the planet, or just plain wierd when she tries to get the Planetmind involved, or might not even pass the point of being told off for not choosing a place serving Level 6 vegan dishes on a date.

Aki may look pleasing as well, but she is just so cold! What is the point in a relationship when it lacks emotion? I don't think even a one night stand can actually work without some sort of emotional response.

As for Roze, can you really trust anyone who won't even use their real name anywhere or any time? Sure, it may be easier than gun-nut Santiago as mentioned above, but still... And like it is said above, she is more trouble than she is worth.

None seem to be very appealing at all. Although if I had to choose, it would be Dierdre.

[Alex]

oh, how many times have I voted on these kind of polls?

Anyway, my vote is for Deirdre, merely because she is the most beautiful of all. As for being hot, hm, Santiago seems to be quite luscious...

BTW, where is the banana option?

[Mr. Harley]

First, eliminate Miriam. I'm a social libetarian, and she'd nerve staple me.

Dierdre is nice except I CANNOT STAND THE VOICE. Now if they had Fionna Richie (Thistle and Shamrock Celtic music show) do the voice, well, I'd melt.

Santiago. Well, I like to cook, I am quite sure I could tone back up for wrestling, and I don't mind it if she prefers being on top. The problem would be explaining to the kids - "I don't know if mommy will come home this time." And if she doesn't, the people who would come visit us would be really, really pissed.

Datajack Roze. Virtual sex, wow. The not trusting her though, ungood. Even worse, you have to make ABSOLUTELY sure she dumps you. At least then she'll only data-rape you once.

Aki, well, it depends. Explain to her the growth problem, and tell her you have this little mod for her to try. You'll demonstrate. You can then schedule chip sessions, until the Cloning Tanks. Then it's time to move on, assuming you've been able to pretty much avoid too many implants. If not, well, you won't even know you miss it.

[sammy1339]

Originally posted by Alex

BTW, where is the banana option?

Banana option? I assume you mean a "none of the above" option. HOW can you say that? Explain it to me. Between Santiago and Dierdre, well, you MUST have the hots for one of them, right? Now, I would be afraid of Santiago, too, and you may think Deirdre is nuts (I don't because I'm nuts like that too) but it remains true nonetheless that you must have the hots for one of them, like it or not. Everybody does. It's natural. It's nothing to be ashamed of. No matter how you look at it both Deirdre and Santiago are more desirable than a banana.

[Alex]

hehe, the banana option is sort of a tradition at 'Poly, and it is weird not to see it in a poll. I think I got quite used to it. But you're right, there is no way we couldn't opt either for Deirdre or Santiago...

[Enigma_Nova]

Where in SMAC does it suggest that Deidre is vegetarian?
She's a conservative environmentalist - with a promise to protect planet from the tragedy of earth.

I think this is the stereotype of the Greenie being played out here... a strange fantasy, if you will.

Have to side with Deidre in SMAC. It would be only her and Miriam that are interested in an emotional-type thing, and as for Miriam's fundy nature, I'll pass.

In SMAX, however, there's a reason for my Avatar - I just kinda have a thing for cyborgs and other evolutions of humanity.

[gwillybj]

Originally posted by Enigma_Nova:
Where in SMAC does it suggest that Deidre is vegetarian?

"Hey, Lindly, how's the barbecued Razorbeak?"

"Pretty good, Deirdre. Tastes like chicken."

[Alinestra Covelia]

Well Dee is admittedly more likely to go for the free love ideal, but those of you who like it rough would be well advised to go with Santiago. I hear she even has her own personal dungeon.

Miriam isn't one that I've heard much interest in, which is a shame. Remember what they say about Catholic girls... and we're dealing with one of the most repressed here, so you can probably imagine the first time with her would be something take a few days' leave to recover from.

Aki Zeta-5 is technically no longer a woman but she does have plenty of technological grafts. Her sockets and plugs could make for some interesting diversity.

And finally, DataJack Roze is too busy with her computer stuff to even have much of a sex life, but hey! Looking on the bright side, at least she'll never complain about you playing too much Civ.

[MrWhereItsAt]

Well... for SMAC it's Deirdre I guess....

I MUCH prefer Aki though. No messy emotional crap - simply the necessary biological imperatives

[Maniac]

Originally posted by Enigma_Nova
In SMAX, however, there's a reason for my Avatar - I just kinda have a thing for cyborgs and other evolutions of humanity.

In that case you might be interested in joining the Consciousness faction in the Alpha Centauri Democracy Team Game. It's more active than the rather dead Alpha Centauri Police State Game which I noticed you joined recently.

[Enigma_Nova]

slaps maniac with a banana for hijacking
I'll go see. If the game is one-sided I'll sit out. Otherwise, gogogoSMAC!!!
(Sorry play games online rots grammar)

[Barinthus]

Santiago definitely has my vote. I noticed that people who're so dominant in public tend to like to be dominated in the bed .

Also, rough and hot rompings can be rather fun.

[Mr. President]

I voted for Deirdre because . . . er . . . shut up.

[Frankychan]

I voted for Miriam, her fiery red hair matches her fiery temper!


They way she shouts at me for always running Police State makes me hot in my pants.