One Sentence IC Story

[Kassiopeia]

"But they always have enough time to contemplate these things in the holovids!" Kassiopeia protested and started to fire at the kittens.

[Maniac]

Meanwhile Lt-Col Maniac, safe and dry in Santiago Citadel's Command Center, wondered what the hell had happened with Operation Gaian Conquest Freedom.

[Googlie]

.......... He sipped on his xenorum and fiddled with the holograph controls, trying to understand why the Gaians had a Perimeter Defense and why the kittens were burrowing upwards, then with a flash of brilliant insight, he realized that although the holograph glyphs were green - thus confusing everyone that they were Gaian, in fact they were Hive units, rendered green by the previous simulation program that had been run in the Command Center.

[Maniac]

With another flash of brilliant insight, he remembered it was ages ago they had rendered an official Gaian simulation program, so he turned around and shouted: "Hey, Googlie, have you been playing games again on our tactical computer?!?"

[Googlie]

Captain Googlie looked up with a snort - irritated at being interrupted from his tinkering with the Simulation mechanics to see if he could create a missile firing armored mindworm and frustrated that it always came out looking like a kitten - and nodded: "that was at Major Skanky Burns' request, Sir, as he wanted something completely different"

[Jamski]

Meanwhile Jamski and the groundforces were coming to the same conclusion, as kittens wearing Hive uniforms were spotted, and vaporised.

-Jam

[Kassiopeia]

Amidst all this Kassiopeia found himself immersed in thought - if God kills a kitten every time you masturbate, what happens when you kill a kitten?

[Kody]

On the other side of the world, the Gaian 10 annual pornography meet started.

[Jamski]

God rolled up his sleeve and unzipped his pants.

-Jam

[Googlie]

And torrential rain, the likes of which hadn't been seen on Chiron for almost a millenia, fell on the bedraggled colonists, accompanied by hurricane force winds that swept across the fungus fields and whipped the temporary structures from their foundations, sending them careening across Chiron's menacing sky.

[Kody]

After the hurricane relocated Spartan Command the Spartans stepped outside and saw the Gaians headquarters next door.

[Maniac]

While the Gaian 10 annual pornography meet was in full progress.

[Googlie]

Lady Deirdre had invited CEO Morgan to the shindig and for a "bit of this, that and the other," but Lt Colonel Maniac was surprised to see his old flame, Datajack Roze, there as well.

[Maniac]

At the same time, Captain Kassiopeia's eyes almost fell out of their sockets when he saw the first Gaian girls.



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[Kassiopeia]

YAY, JAPANESE SCHOOLGIRLS, screamed his neurons in unison, and in doing so, forgot to keep him conscious.