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  • #61
    Primus slings his rifle and asks, "What's in the rug?"

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    • #62
      Zeiter gave a sly chuckle and replied, "You don't wanna know..."
      Civ IV is digital crack. If you are a college student in the middle of the semester, don't touch it with a 10-foot pole. I'm serious.

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      • #63
        Kassiopeia looked at the commotion for a moment and then asked again, "What the HELL is going on here?"
        Cake and grief counseling will be available at the conclusion of the test. Thank you for helping us help you help us all!

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        • #64
          Zeiter quickly replied, "Oh, nothing sir, we're just, uh, borrowing this very ordinary rug and taking it to a very ordinary pawn shop where we'll sell the very ordinary fusion core stuffed inside to a very ordinary Morganite mobster...whoops, hehehe, I think I might have said too much."
          Civ IV is digital crack. If you are a college student in the middle of the semester, don't touch it with a 10-foot pole. I'm serious.

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          • #65
            Primus yells, "don't call me Sir and show me that Japanese School Girl Kitten in A Gaian Wiccan !!!

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            • #66
              There was a long silence, everyone shuffles their feet all embrassed at that outburst.

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              • #67
                Zeiter suddenly exclaimed, "Oh, wait, I just remembered that I have to...check on the...xeno...psi...mumble mumble..." as he started to tip-toe out of the room with rug in hand.
                Civ IV is digital crack. If you are a college student in the middle of the semester, don't touch it with a 10-foot pole. I'm serious.

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                • #68
                  Upon which he bumped into Maniac, who was running and trying to hide from an old flame: Sinder Roze (the relationship didn't end well...).
                  Contraria sunt Complementa. -- Niels Bohr
                  Mods: SMAniaC (SMAC) & Planetfall (Civ4)

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                  • #69
                    As a result of his collision with Maniac, Zeiter accidentally dropped the rug, whereupon a shiny metal cylinder slipped out and clattered noisily onto the floor, prompting Zeiter to utter a nervous "uh-oh" right before alarms began to blare throughout the facility.
                    Civ IV is digital crack. If you are a college student in the middle of the semester, don't touch it with a 10-foot pole. I'm serious.

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                    • #70
                      To prevent inquiries as to what HE was doing, Maniac quickly asked: "What the HELL is going on here?"
                      Contraria sunt Complementa. -- Niels Bohr
                      Mods: SMAniaC (SMAC) & Planetfall (Civ4)

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                      • #71
                        "Okay, in a second, when I tell you that we're all possibly going to die, try not to overreact." Zeiter hurriedly replied as he sprinted down the hallway.
                        Civ IV is digital crack. If you are a college student in the middle of the semester, don't touch it with a 10-foot pole. I'm serious.

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                        • #72
                          "What the hell he was talking about..." Maniac muttered while taking a close look at the object Zeiter dropped.
                          Contraria sunt Complementa. -- Niels Bohr
                          Mods: SMAniaC (SMAC) & Planetfall (Civ4)

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                          • #73
                            (In super slow-motion) Zeiter yelled, "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!"
                            Civ IV is digital crack. If you are a college student in the middle of the semester, don't touch it with a 10-foot pole. I'm serious.

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                            • #74
                              Pick how you want to continue...

                              Suddenly Zeiter woke up screaming, and heard a local Gaian beauty lying next to him in bed whisper sweet-voiced in his ear "Have you had a nightmare, my hero?"

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                              Right in time an Angel debombing squad, led by Datajack Roze, rushed into the facility to deal with the problem.
                              Contraria sunt Complementa. -- Niels Bohr
                              Mods: SMAniaC (SMAC) & Planetfall (Civ4)

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                              • #75
                                Originally posted by Maniac
                                Pick how you want to continue...
                                I like this one...

                                Originally posted by Maniac
                                Suddenly Zeiter woke up screaming, and heard a local Gaian beauty lying next to him in bed whisper sweet-voiced in his ear "Have you had a nightmare, my hero?"
                                I want to see how he handles this.

                                It will give me an idea about his character and morale values...
                                This is what it means to be a Spartan. It's not the killing or the suffering that matters. It's the purity of focus, without fear of death or pain.

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