Pholus Lunar Newscast #1 - Outrage Over Atrocities Commited by the Morganites

[Snowflake]

Good and noble objectives there Enigma. Hope you realize that not all people are easy to manipulate though.

[Enigma_Nova]

It's just a game of manipulating yourself into a better state to manipulate others, of course.

[Snowflake]

Or manipulating yourself into a state of believing that you have manipulated people.

[Enigma_Nova]

You're the webcrawler of these fora, Kody. Surely you're going to dig up the exact titles some time.

[Kody]

Enigma: Exact titles of what?

Honghu: Ahh that was me pretending to be mad. I couldn't write a long angry post because it would be a different sort of mad. A long angry post usually comes from someone being fed up after a long period of time of holding it in. Whereas a short angry post is usually someone getting angry and immediately posting an angry response that was probably ill advised. I was going for the latter effect.

Anyway overall if we remove your cut and paste jobs you seem so fond of. I think I end up with the longer average post too.

[Enigma_Nova]

Kody: I have no idea. I think it was in response to something on the first page.

I can, of course, instanteneously produce a 2000 word rant when something annoys me. It's that quality that only I can wield like a blunt instrument and still make it look good.

[Snowflake]

I was teasing you Kody. In no way would I want to compete with your for the title of "the one who writes longest average post".

[Enigma_Nova]

That used to be me, HongHu. But times have changed.

[Frankychan]

Now E_N has the privilege of having the title of most abstract spamming on 'poly that we know of.

[Enigma_Nova]

/me looks at HongHu
Nope.

[Snowflake]

Don't look at me. I'm an average person. I write average length posts in average.

[jtsisyoda]

PLO #3: Revenge of Xenopuppy!

[Enigma_Nova]

You're a woman on a videogame forum. That's hardly average.

[Snowflake]

Videogame? I thought those are the things that you plug into the TV and plays while you listen to all those cheerful bling bling sounds.

But women have right to play videogames too!

[Enigma_Nova]

Women seem to do other things than video games.
Exactly -what-, I'm not too sure,
but I presume it has something to do with the 'life' thing Hydro was talking about.