Pholus Lunar Newscast #1 - Outrage Over Atrocities Commited by the Morganites

[Skanky Burns]

Kody, starting things off on a very high note, I see.

[Whoha]

Whew, getting off to a good start already.

[Snowflake]

Let us name our beloved xenopuppy after our prestigeous editor Kody.

[Snowflake]

Why do I always have a hard time to find the write-ins?

[Kody]

I don't think there is one. I checked over it carefully too. By the way submissions for the next issue are setup. Honghu you can post the poem to the next one once you've asked the original Author.

[Snowflake]

Yes Sir!

And don't forget my submission of the quote of the day too.

[Enigma_Nova]

No bloody way you can find a new quote every day. I haven't even seen you on IRC.

[Method]

Originally posted by Chaunk
More xenopuppy Awwww, look at their furry faces, so cute!

and delicious too

[Snowflake]

Oh a good quote. Will have to submit it for the 3rd issue now I guess.

No bloody way you can find a new quote every day.
-- Enigma

[Zeiter]

Wow, this is quality entertainment!

I think those memoirs that you see after each game ("How to raise a nerve-stapled child, "Everything you ever wanted to know about organic superlubricant (but were afraid to ask)" , "Recon rovers: unsafe at any speed", etc) would make good topics for articles in the future. Any chance of that? I'm curious to hear your thoughts on "Zen and the art of missle rover maintenance".

[Illuminatus]

We will have to wait until someone develops SythFosFuels

[Enigma_Nova]

/me prefers "Zen and the art of X-Missile Rover maintenance"

[Kassiopeia]

In the aftermath Method has shown he has a clear lead over our favourite Pholus Lunar Citizen so the Pholus Lunar Newscast has called for a position embargo on Method to prevent his title growing even longer. This has the added benefit of reducing the number of trees cut down used to produce the documents with his name on them. Thus the new slogan is "Prevent Method from getting a longer title and make forest growth more likely."

Sparta refuses to follow such an embargo which would be a clear violation of our factional sovereignety. Method can get all the titles he wants, use a smaller font if you want to save the trees.

Otherwise, Kody

[Kody]

Originally posted by Zeiter
Wow, this is quality entertainment!

I think those memoirs that you see after each game ("How to raise a nerve-stapled child, "Everything you ever wanted to know about organic superlubricant (but were afraid to ask)" , "Recon rovers: unsafe at any speed", etc) would make good topics for articles in the future. Any chance of that? I'm curious to hear your thoughts on "Zen and the art of missle rover maintenance".

Actually some of the old Pravda newspapers in ACDGII have some articles from the end of game memoirs. See the planetary data links. I don't exactly remember, which ones were done though.

http://www.apolyton.net/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=117591

Kassiopeia:

[Kody]

                Threads Posts   Views           views/post      post/thread
Data angels     19      315     1634            5.19            16.58
Gaians          27      296     1843            6.23            10.96
Spartans        20      265     1678            6.33            13.25
CMNs            10      225     1148            5.10            22.50
Morgan          10      141     785             5.57            14.10

Just for an update I think a views/post ratio shows which forums have an higher spam index. It shows the average spam rate of a faction in my opinion. As it shows how many people look the posts.

As you can see CMNs have the highest spam rate as we don't have regulars that read, but not post. Data Angels have a pretty high spam rate too, no surprise there. Interesting enough Spartans and Gaians have the lowest spam rates.