Recruitment Thread

[Kassiopeia]

But I trust you, Doctor TKG Gumtelfitrickber Minister Method are looking closely into the matter?

Gumtelfitrickbers were native life too, were they not? They were spawned on Planet, albeit in slightly bizarre circumstances.

Oh and you, yes, you random person reading this, join Sparta! Make us the second-largest faction! (This is the recruitment thread after all.) We'll give the next three players to join a free Impact Rifle!

[GeneralTacticus]

Gumtelfitrickbers were native life too, were they not? They were spawned on Planet, albeit in slightly bizarre circumstances.

Didn't they evolve to sentience from the slime that was left around in the toilets of an early Rec Commons? I don't know if that would allow them to qualify as 'native life forms'.

[GeoModder]

No, rather mutated ones.

And don't tell me they spawned from Jamski's excremations...

[Illuminatus]

Since when are DLs allowed in Sparta ?

[GeoModder]

Didn't you know that, Illi? Owning is 90% of the law...

[Drogue]

Originally posted by Kassiopeia
Gumtelfitrickbers were native life too, were they not? They were spawned on Planet, albeit in slightly bizarre circumstances.

Slightly bizarre? Were'nt they spawned in Lemmy circumstances?

[GeneralTacticus]

Don't think so. Lemmy was more into raising the dead than in bizaare biological experiments.

[Drogue]

Ok, I just remember him being involved at the time, and the pre-eminence of his smilies. Thinking about it, it could have been TKG's monopolistic ambitions the research department's doing

[Kassiopeia]

Well the origins are rather muddled, but one thing is certain, that like GT said they evolved from various mucus and slime in the Rec Commons toilet (as no one had bothered to clean it up). One can't be certain if Planetmind or native life altogether didn't have an influence on the case, however. Kind of like the mystery around prophet Cha Dawn's origins.

Doctor TKG did his best to eradicate the scourge, so I doubt that it was his doing unless it was the result of an accident. Considering his competence, that's not unlikely.

[Whoha]

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[Chaunk]

I especially like the way we're saving on our promotional budget and making more profits

[GeoModder]

Mmm, the Morgans must be on a shoestring budget... the text is plain and small, a faction logo is not to be seen, the soldier looks worried and tired. Even the worm is not that menacing anymore... Has decadency spread out in Morgan Industries? l

[Whoha]

Geo its still a spartan soldier in that picture, but its a Morgan metallurgy impact rifle.

[arginine]

Shoestring budget? It was initially a small operation, but with the high profits from mind worm hunting, especially after we shifted to using low wage soldiers from other factions (thanks Yang), we have expanded the operation's size and budget.

Promotions were a major expense, but our new Recon Rover Rick holomovie(coming to a holotheatre near you), will in addition to being entertaing, promote Morgan Worm hunting operations to the free lance mercenary and unpaid soldier demographics.

[GeoModder]

Whoha: erm no, the soldier has no factional insigna anymore, so I must presume it's either a mercenary or an underpaid Morgan Armed Forces member... (pun intended)