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/me 'intercepts' some of those litres goin' Drogue's way... 
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/me freezes all Xenobrew production and laughs maniacally *Comment
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*For attempting to interfere with xenbrew production you will now be surgically altered to look like Tassadar*SMAC/X FAQ | Chiron Archives
The reasonable man adapts himself to the world; the unreasonable one persists in trying to adapt the world to himself. Therefore all progress depends on the unreasonable man. --G.B.ShawComment
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SaCob, fire a fusion laser at all Tassadar looking specimens around... please!Comment
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SACB, you do realise that I'm the president and CEO of Xenobrew Inc., right?Comment
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*All previous positions are unimportant here. Bye, bye*
*A fusion laser turret turns and targets Method*
*Three, two, one BLAST!*
*Small crater remains on previous place of Methadar.*SMAC/X FAQ | Chiron Archives
The reasonable man adapts himself to the world; the unreasonable one persists in trying to adapt the world to himself. Therefore all progress depends on the unreasonable man. --G.B.ShawComment
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Ciao Ciao, Italia!!!
/me orders a XenoBrewHeinrich, King of Germany, Duke of Saxony in Cyclotron's amazing Holy Roman Empire NES
Let me eat your yummy brain!
"be like Micha!" - CyclotronComment
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/me grabs quickly a handhold to avoid being sucked in the breach to outer space.
Thank you, SaCoB. Can you please plug that hole there now? Your customers are being sucked throught and flung into space at a rather rapid rate...Comment
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I am shocked! and appalled that the trash can and ventilation shaft would pretend to be Tassadar! Shocked!Originally posted by obstructor
IMPORTANT LESSON: NEVER TRY TO HACK A SELFAWARE MACHINE!
*Now, let go of my local node! If you meddle with this node I won't be able to replicate xenobrew accurately! You now have to pay triple for all prices in the bar*
*Whoha, I found this IDs in trash can, and a another in ventilation shaft. Care to explain?*
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/me flies in through the hole, plugging it with XenoDuctTape (tm) as he goes
Anyone miss me?
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*The hull breach does not lead to outer space, but to dack below, SelfAware SlaughterHouse. I think it is better that no one passes through that open hole. Whoha, you are not getting out so easily.SMAC/X FAQ | Chiron Archives
The reasonable man adapts himself to the world; the unreasonable one persists in trying to adapt the world to himself. Therefore all progress depends on the unreasonable man. --G.B.ShawComment
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I wonder what would go through the mind of a self-aware slaughterhouse...Comment
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Originally posted by obstructor
*Drogue is instantly transported to pool of xenobrew*
Originally posted by GeoModder
* GeoModder 'intercepts' some of those litres goin' Drogue's way...
Originally posted by Method
* Method freezes all Xenobrew production and laughs maniacally *
Smile
For though he was master of the world, he was not quite sure what to do next
But he would think of something
"Hm. I suppose I should get my waffle a santa hat." - KuciwalkerComment
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/me also laughs maniacally
Some EnigmAle and Tequila_Nova have arrived right from my underground production corps.
Thank goodness for the space elevator!
These drinks will make you happier with yourselves, more confident in your actions, and give you the ability to achieve anything (or so you'll think).
Oh, and they're free.
Anyone want some?Comment
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You are right, the self aware trash can obviously framed the vent, that was a despicable thing of it to do.Comment
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