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  • #91
    Uh yes, is there a special birthsday thread anyway?

    Happy birthsday!

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    The reasonable man adapts himself to the world; the unreasonable one persists in trying to adapt the world to himself. Therefore all progress depends on the unreasonable man. --G.B.Shaw

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    • #92
      Oh great, now he's going to come in here and see all the spam.

      NW 'cha.

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      • #93
        Originally posted by GeoModder


        * GeoModder pads contently on SaCoB's brain containment box.

        Well programmed and nurtured, SaCoB. Good to see us refugee Cyborgs haven't lost their tricks...

        * GeoModder pays happily his double palm, finished it as well and orders a second one...

        IMPORTANT LESSON: NEVER TRY TO HACK A SELFAWARE MACHINE!
        *Now, let go of my local node! If you meddle with this node I won't be able to replicate xenobrew accurately! You now have to pay triple for all prices in the bar*


        *Whoha, I found this IDs in trash can, and a another in ventilation shaft. Care to explain?*
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        The reasonable man adapts himself to the world; the unreasonable one persists in trying to adapt the world to himself. Therefore all progress depends on the unreasonable man. --G.B.Shaw

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        • #94
          /me decides to skip all the posts she did read in this thread and just went ahead and join in the birthday party for DanQ.
          Be good, and if at first you don't succeed, perhaps failure will be back in fashion soon. -- teh Spamski

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          • #95
            Originally posted by SaCoB
            IMPORTANT LESSON: NEVER TRY TO HACK A SELFAWARE MACHINE!
            *Now, let go of my local node! If you meddle with this node I won't be able to replicate xenobrew accurately! You now have to pay triple for all prices in the bar*
            SaCoB, don't get impolied to the customers now... your social skills needs updating indeed!
            Firstly the equivalent of a pad on the shoulder is not like 'holding' or 'meddling' with your node container. And hacking your self-awareness is simply impossible, you should be aware of that immediately, or haven't you received that vital upgrade?

            /me holds the appropriate latest circuitry patch in his manipulator in case SaCoB is indeed not sufficiently hacking proof...
            He who knows others is wise.
            He who knows himself is enlightened.
            -- Lao Tsu

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            • #96
              *We selfaware machines are very wary, since you tried to manipulate us already. I have strictly defined parameters of operating to ensure that not all commands from customers are needed.*
              SMAC/X FAQ | Chiron Archives
              The reasonable man adapts himself to the world; the unreasonable one persists in trying to adapt the world to himself. Therefore all progress depends on the unreasonable man. --G.B.Shaw

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              • #97
                I still haven't heard a reason to be impolite, SaCoB.

                /me gives a handsignal for a double palm.
                He who knows others is wise.
                He who knows himself is enlightened.
                -- Lao Tsu

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                • #98
                  *Well in couple of hundred of posts I will be shattered to bits and parts if someone doesn't repair the ship! You would be enrvous too, but no, you just keep drinking. This will be 234 credits.*
                  SMAC/X FAQ | Chiron Archives
                  The reasonable man adapts himself to the world; the unreasonable one persists in trying to adapt the world to himself. Therefore all progress depends on the unreasonable man. --G.B.Shaw

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                  • #99
                    /me worries about SaCoB's software calculator...

                    2.34 energy I can believe, unless off course 10 credits has the same value as 1 energy...

                    And a couple of hundreds posts is still far away. Only if a malfunction appears can it be repaired, sofar my diagnosis of the ship's performance shows no discrepancies.
                    He who knows others is wise.
                    He who knows himself is enlightened.
                    -- Lao Tsu

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                    • *Prices are correct. All efforts are needed for the repair of the engines. However, not many guests are actually required to pay. Hahahah*
                      SMAC/X FAQ | Chiron Archives
                      The reasonable man adapts himself to the world; the unreasonable one persists in trying to adapt the world to himself. Therefore all progress depends on the unreasonable man. --G.B.Shaw

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                      • /me goes to the ship's exchange station and obtains a good exchange deal for his energy income from the last bar. A favourite rate of 11 credits for 1 energy.

                        /me proceeds paying the bar 234 credits.
                        He who knows others is wise.
                        He who knows himself is enlightened.
                        -- Lao Tsu

                        SMAC(X) Marsscenario

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                        • You are in stasis field, .
                          SMAC/X FAQ | Chiron Archives
                          The reasonable man adapts himself to the world; the unreasonable one persists in trying to adapt the world to himself. Therefore all progress depends on the unreasonable man. --G.B.Shaw

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                          • Originally posted by obstructor
                            *Stasis field activates around GeoModder*

                            *Subject GeoModder is now required to pay for ALL drinks in the bar.*

                            *Stasis field around GeoModder is disengaged.*[/color]
                            It appears it has already been deactivated..

                            Don't try engaging it again, I've token measures against that possibility.
                            He who knows others is wise.
                            He who knows himself is enlightened.
                            -- Lao Tsu

                            SMAC(X) Marsscenario

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                            • Hmm I have hallucinations. A bucket of water SaCob please!
                              *Splash*
                              Very funny....
                              SMAC/X FAQ | Chiron Archives
                              The reasonable man adapts himself to the world; the unreasonable one persists in trying to adapt the world to himself. Therefore all progress depends on the unreasonable man. --G.B.Shaw

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                              • I need a drink. One Flaming Muraroa please. Strong. Very.

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                                For though he was master of the world, he was not quite sure what to do next
                                But he would think of something

                                "Hm. I suppose I should get my waffle a santa hat." - Kuciwalker

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