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    ^That sunny dome! Those caves of ice!
    ^And all who heard should see them there,
    ^And all should cry, Beware! Beware!
    ^His flashing eyes, his floating hair!
    ^Weave a circle round him thrice,
    ^And close your eyes with holy dread,
    ^For he on honey-dew hath fed,
    ^And drunk the milk of Paradise.
    ^
    ^ -- Samuel Taylor Coleridge,
    ^ Datalinks
    Long ago we decided the last rec commons would be called Paradise Garden. As there is talk about ending the game, here it is! Lush forests, lovely flowers, quiet corners: everything you need to come to rest, alone or with your girlfriend/Japanese schoolgirl.

    The list of drinks is well-known I presume:

    Beer

    Heineken (cryo-cooled!)
    Leffe (the best)
    Velkopopovicky Beer (Czech beer)
    New Caledonian Beer (For those who support CCCP!)

    Xeno Inc. (tm) (c)

    Xenobrew (Support TKG's monopolistic ambitions the Internal Affairs Department!)
    Xenocoffee - with xenomilk and synth0sugar
    Xenococoa
    XenoBanana Split (Support Mr. Xenobanana's election campaign!)
    Xenowater (from the finest Jedinican glaciers, melted by borehole warmth)

    Wine list

    Red Sol de Mesa (Wine out of the good sunny Mesa fungus - tastes fine with the sealurk)
    White Yugo de Suelo Pholussia (A wine I can´t recommend completely; a little too sweet)
    Doceagua (From the nearby Freshwater Sea)

    Non-alcoholic beverages

    Wild Cherry Pepsi
    Water (Expensive! Our water recycling technics aren't perfected yet. I'd suggest a nice beer instead...)
    P4PSI (For old times' sake. Enlightens your mind.)
    Orange Juice
    Longisland-icetea

    Cocktails

    Chiron-Redberry-Cocktail
    Hive Mind Stuff (with honey)
    Muroroa (makes you glow)
    Bloody Miriam
    Black Stuff (High quality label - we are not responsible for its content)
    Kalimotxo (two thirds of Red Sol de Mesa, one third of P4PSI)

    Other

    Fungal Gin (A real killer!)
    Talisker Whisky (Deirdre's treat)
    Jack Daniels Blue Label (0.15 ec per bottle)
    Salmiakkikossu (Salted licorice)

    We have been thinking about serving warm meals. Handy for workers with a late shift:

    Chopped Psych Worms with Lurk-Blood Sauce
    Lurkroast with Monsoon-Salad
    Fungus Tower Schnitzel with deep-fried worms
    Pickled Spores
    Last edited by Maniac; April 9, 2003, 15:39.
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    2000 spam posts in and still going strong.

    The Emperor-making thread.
    Consul.

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    • #3

      almost 200 years on planet and we STILL havn't perfected our water recycling technics!?
      /me sighs
      Looks like i'll have to unveil Xeno Inc.'s newest product ahead of schedule. yes, you guessed it - Xenowater! Made from only the finest Jedinician Glaciers, Xenowater provides you with soothing refreshment, and at a price that can't be beat! Black Stuff Inc's water of choice is Xenowater, and 9 out of 10 CCCP members prefer Xenowater over the next leading brand (which is nothing, i suppose )

      Xenowater! It's like regular water....only better


      now i'll need thirty seven orange juices. mmmm, orange juice

      EDIT: maniac, that picture is a lot nicer than the opening picture in the last rec commons (the picture of kass, if you'll recall )
      Last edited by Method; April 8, 2003, 21:15.

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      • #4


        We're getting high up now!

        /me grabs a Wild Cherry Pepsi and watches as construction for the sixth floor begins... wondering when they'll be a need to expand even further.
        I'm not conceited, conceit is a fault and I have no faults...

        Civ and WoW are my crack... just one... more... turn...

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        • #5
          Originally posted by TKG
          Xenowater! Made from only the finest Jedinician Glaciers
          What? I thought I melted all of those! Apparently stealth boreholes put out less heat than the calculations indicated

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          • #6
            Silly, you have to melt glaciers to get water. TKG is just using the energy for free to boost his evil capitalist profits. It's probably time to stop him once and for all.

            *WoA orders a large round of Xenobrews*

            Nice pic, BTW

            -Jam
            1) The crappy metaspam is an affront to the true manner of the artform. - Dauphin
            That's like trying to overninja a ninja when you aren't a mammal. CAN'T BE DONE. - Kassi on doublecrossing Ljube-ljcvetko
            Check out the ALL NEW Galactic Overlord Website for v2.0 and the Napoleonic Overlord Website or even the Galactic Captians Website Thanks Geocities!
            Taht 'ventisular link be woo to clyck.

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            • #7
              Yeah nice pic. I 'll try that new xenowater for a change.
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              • #8
                Originally posted by TKG
                EDIT: maniac, that picture is a lot nicer than the opening picture in the last rec commons (the picture of kass, if you'll recall )


                Actually, I was thinking of opening a Rec commons thread next with this picture:

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                • #9
                  http://kotisivu.dnainternet.net/ant...early_naked.jpg


                  Do you have any idea how scary it is to see a link to an image that contains "ant" and "early naked" !?
                  Especially if one knows that your first name starts with "Ant"!
                  <Kassiopeia> you don't keep the virgins in your lair at a sodomising distance from your beasts or male prisoners. If you devirginised them yourself, though, that's another story. If they devirginised each other, then, I hope you had that webcam running.
                  Play Bumps! No, wait, play Slings!

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                  • #10
                    Baka! The file is called "deirdre_nearly_naked.jpg", under the directory /anttinor/images/ .
                    Cake and grief counseling will be available at the conclusion of the test. Thank you for helping us help you help us all!

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                    • #11
                      /me is waiting for Kass to be sued for false advertising.

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                      • #12
                        Fooled me - BAH !

                        *Whipsers to GT about hiring a lawyer together*

                        -Jam
                        1) The crappy metaspam is an affront to the true manner of the artform. - Dauphin
                        That's like trying to overninja a ninja when you aren't a mammal. CAN'T BE DONE. - Kassi on doublecrossing Ljube-ljcvetko
                        Check out the ALL NEW Galactic Overlord Website for v2.0 and the Napoleonic Overlord Website or even the Galactic Captians Website Thanks Geocities!
                        Taht 'ventisular link be woo to clyck.

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                        • #13
                          /me slaps Kass around a bit with pure hideousness

                          I'll have two Xenowaters please
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                          • #14
                            /me joins the WoA and GT coalition against false advertising by Kass.
                            I'm not conceited, conceit is a fault and I have no faults...

                            Civ and WoW are my crack... just one... more... turn...

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                            • #15
                              /me buys all the heininken that is left and give everone a round! to the glory of the peacekeepers
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