The Recreation Commons - Fit the Fourth: Lounging with Lal

[Drogue]

Is being drunk against the law? It better not be We all have a right to consume alcohol and Xenoroses

[GeneralTacticus]

It's not illegal, merely strongly discouraged

[Jamski]

Spoken like a true Ozzie Still, I suppose Fosters discourages drunkeness simply by tasting so bad.

-Jam

[GeneralTacticus]

I wouldn't know; I've never tried it (and don't intend to, either).

[Jamski]

I'd stick with the Xenobrew. Failing that, anything that's been distilled is bound to be safe to drink.

-Jam

[Mr. President]

How about this almost-liquid I found in the street?

[Maniac]

Originally posted by Drogue
* Drogue rushes outside, see's that his plan has worked, and Maniac is sitting on the Rec. Commons roof, a little dazed and confused, but minus one nerve staple. DBTS however, is nowhere to be found...

Err...
/me gains consciousness.
Aaaaaaaarggh!!! How did I get here??
/me looks 15 meters down to a large crowd staring at him in amazement.

[Jamski]

You should put some clothes on, Maniac (and wipe those beer stain rings off your bum) you're scaring the customers

-Jam

[Drogue]

I was about to say that

/me walks away from the crowd, with eyes apparently fixed in amazement at Mainiacs lack of clothing, and notices DBTS, cold, handcuffed to a lampost and naked save for a large board attached to his person. On closer inspection, the board reads "I must not gratuitously nerve-staple serving UN officers, members of regional councils, party leaders, nor, most importantly, bar staff."

*sigh* When will they learn

/me rushes back in to order a large black stuff, sipped slowly, taking time to enjoy it. Once finished, he walks outside and unlocks DBTS.

Let that be a lesson to you.

The morale of the story, if you want to nerve-staple someone make sure there pro-FM resist the urge

[DeathByTheSword]

/me runs to his mighty palace to get some cloths and orders his secret bunny police to keep an eye on several persons that regularly visit the rec commons

[Maniac]

You should put some clothes on, Maniac (and wipe those beer stain rings off your bum) you're scaring the customers

Ah now I know why there are so many Japanese schoolgirls looking interested at me!

[Drogue]

Hehe... maybe it's the size of your

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[Method]

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[DeathByTheSword]

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