I don't think having an undead army is a crime in and of itself. As long as they're not stealing people's wallets, I think they're permitted.
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Hold everything! I, as leader of the PHM, must vouch for citizen Lemmy's outstanding service to our government. Not only has he been seen championing the cause of the Peacekeeper, but he has helped numerous citizens in times of need. Futhermore, I say that these charges are total bunk and are designed to slander citizen Lemmy's reputation for some other, more devious purpose.
Free Lemmy! Free Lemmy!Despot-(1a) : a ruler with absolute power and authority (1b) : a person exercising power tyrannically
Beyond Alpha Centauri-Witness the glory of Sheng-ji Yang
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Originally posted by Frankychan
*barges in*
Hold everything! I, as leader of the PHM, must vouch for citizen Lemmy's outstanding service to our government. Not only has he been seen championing the cause of the Peacekeeper, but he has helped numerous citizens in times of need. Futhermore, I say that these charges are total bunk and are designed to slander citizen Lemmy's reputation for some other, more devious purpose.
Free Lemmy! Free Lemmy!<Kassiopeia> you don't keep the virgins in your lair at a sodomising distance from your beasts or male prisoners. If you devirginised them yourself, though, that's another story. If they devirginised each other, then, I hope you had that webcam running.
Play Bumps! No, wait, play Slings!
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Archaic, Mr. President, points taken.
Originally posted by Frankychan
*barges in*
Hold everything! I, as leader of the PHM, must vouch for citizen Lemmy's outstanding service to our government. Not only has he been seen championing the cause of the Peacekeeper, but he has helped numerous citizens in times of need. Futhermore, I say that these charges are total bunk and are designed to slander citizen Lemmy's reputation for some other, more devious purpose.
Free Lemmy! Free Lemmy!Cake and grief counseling will be available at the conclusion of the test. Thank you for helping us help you help us all!
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Order in the court!
Prosecution, I have reviewed the charges and most of them seem to be related to lifestyle choices - which are not within the authority of this court. Unless you can provide some more substantial evidence of the more serious charges, this case will be dismissed.Everything changes, but nothing is truly lost.
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Little Theft Microkred is indeed a crime. Thanks for reminding me. I'd tell you what the standard punishment is but someone borrowed my law manual and hasn't given it back yet.
As for witchcraft . . . We're the liberal-socialist U.N. Peacekeepers!If he claims it as his religion, not only can he not be burned for it, we have to subsidize him.
Everything changes, but nothing is truly lost.
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Besides, who's to say it came from other people? He might have just drawn some blood from himself and then drunk it.Last edited by GeneralTacticus; November 3, 2002, 04:16.
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