Recreation Commons - Twelfth Floor: Unity II Departure Lounge

[Illuminatus]

I didn`t know that this bar sells weapons

[GeoModder]

It most certainly does not

As for an outdoor address of Tass, I direct you to His Temple in Thermal Tassagrad. But I'm afraid you must redirect quite some Hive forces before you can enter the base.

[Illuminatus]

Okay, I want a surprise drink.

[GeoModder]

/me offers the surprise drink with a warning.

It is quite Vulcanic, watch out.
Don't get Fed UP with it.
Make sure you don't drink it too boldly.

[Illuminatus]

/me takes the drink and drinks it too boldly

I feel funny.

/me dies

[GeoModder]

/me calls the maintenance 'borgs. They quickly arrive, inject some freezing stuff in Obstructor's blood stream (it looks yellow now) and hurry off to Cryobay 2. In there he is quickly put in his cryoberth, quick check of the systems happen, all look ok, after which the coffin is closed and the whole cryoberth is frozen.

Now let's hope that the medics can find a way to reanimate him when we arrive in the next star system.

[Method]

Originally posted by obstructor
I didn`t know that this bar sells weapons

What do you think is in the ISR?

Originally posted by GeoModder
It most certainly does not

It doesn't? You mean they're free?

/me rejoices *

[GeoModder]

[Threathening tone on]
Do I need to call the Cryo 'Borgs again?
[Threathening tone off]

[laurentius]

/me is still watching kate ryans music vedeos and drinking beer

Could I have about 10 litres more Stella please?

[GeoModder]

Here you are, sir! And with 10% discount for listening to a Belgian artist.

[laurentius]

Alright now as Im half drunk I would like to have some Santa Luzia Madeira?

[GeoModder]

I'm sorry sir, drinks with 'Saint' in it are not allowed on a logical, 'Borg crewed spaceship. We're unable to understand the meaning...

[FlameFlash]

Originally posted by obstructor in this thread
Movie is actually quite good for the fist 20 minutes. The moment they pass through stargate - terrible.

I ahve better idea - we already ahve an off-topic AC - it is tehr recreation commons. This should be moved to that thread. It would perfect to continue this conversation there .

Can't argue there.

With all those books on SMAX and SMAC it'd be interesting to see somebody try to write up a script...

[Illuminatus]

Nah it is a terrible idea - movie couldn`t capture the depth of the game. It would probably be another hollywood crap - I can even imagine the commercial for the movie:
Alpha Centauri: Planet of Terror! Watch fantastic movie effects and exciting story about peaceful settlement of humans on another Planet being attacked by vicious Progenitor aliens who have greeny laserish weapons and stuff and eat small children! Starring Angelina Jolie as Lady Deidre (hippie character to attract male teenagers), Morgan Freeman as Morgan (great actor in an unimportant episode role just to have his name in list of actors), Arnold Schwarzenneger as Lal (you will be terminated aliens! Vote for me as planetary governor!), Sean Connery as Zakharov (mad scientist character that becomes a traitor but redeems at the end - and comes from that strange Yurrop country is it Russia or Scotland? nevermind he has a cool foreignish accent), Jackie Chan as Yang (totalitarian philosopher and martial arts champion who kicks some alien ass!), Carmen Electra as Colonel Santiago (another pointless character to attract teenagers, this time those with domina complex), and some arab guy leading evil Moslems that hate all civilization (we are not insane to put christian fundamentalists in the movie). As two main enemies star Jim Carrey as H`minee (he has a ton of makeup again and we need children too in the audience) and that english wizard from LoTR as Marr (english accent is just cool for bad guys). Watch it today!

[GeoModder]

Two things:

• Sean Connery is originally from Ireland, AFAIK.
• You're lying dead and quickfrozen in CryoBay Two.