The Recreation Commons - Seventh Floor : Thermocline Tavern

[Drogue]

If you want puns, try here (from Provost's posts at the bottom of page one especially).

Originally posted by Method
a mere 13 posts. i'm so ashamed. at least i'm still 2nd overall, so rejoice and be filled with the joy of erm! FREE XENOBREW FOR ALL!

You heard the man!
/me turns the Xenobrew taps to face the customers side of the bar.
Help yourself!

Originally posted by HongHu
Phew! Finally finished working. Do you guys have those imported hard liqures that smell so good from the old China?

If you can give me some more details (and preferably a pic) I can have a look. We have some liquor that defines what *hard* in alcohol is

[Method]

Originally posted by Kassiopeia
Method's one was probably closest to attaining a measurable degree of wittiness.

hrm, how unkassi of you. you're probably just saying that because it involves finland

[Jamski]

* Drogue turns the Xenobrew taps to face the customers side of the bar.

I've died and gone to heaven

-Jam

[Snowflake]

Originally posted by Drogue
If you can give me some more details (and preferably a pic) I can have a look. We have some liquor that defines what *hard* in alcohol is

[Kassiopeia]

hrm, how unkassi of you. you're probably just saying that because it involves finland

Naturally. Your |-wittiness| < Finland's |+wittiness|, hence you end up slightly on the positive, despite your, how should I describe it, "wit vacuum".

Edit: fixed the 'equation' a bit.

[Vev]

Any specs on Wuliangye?

[Method]

Originally posted by Kassiopeia
despite your, how should I describe it, "wit vacuum".

now that's just mean

[Hercules]

Is that bottle empty already, Honghu. tut tut.

[MrWhereItsAt]

/me tests his new Cybernetic stomach

Can metabolise a crate of alcohol within 40 minutes. Not bad... Now if only I could switch off the swallow mechanism, which is the only thing that is slowing me down....

[Jamski]

Try switching to spit?

-Jam

[Main_Brain]

*Hops in to make Post 100*

[Kassiopeia]

/me pulls out a fire hose *

/me walks to the outlet of the underground Xenorum tank (a few hundred thousand litres) *

/me connects the hose to the outlet *

/me walks to WIA and attaches it to his mouth *

You'll have to suck it all, well, not the entire length. Oh, and you won't have _time_ to swallow. Tee hee.

[laurentius]

Strange things happening here...
/me whispers and continues the chessgame against himself. At the same time continuing the quiet conversation with the rain pouring outside. He is alone in the table closest to the big observation window.

[Snowflake]

Originally posted by Vev
Any specs on Wuliangye?

52% 50cl

Originally posted by Hercules
Is that bottle empty already, Honghu. tut tut.

lol you don't know the stress that was bestowed upon me.

[Jamski]

An empty bottle is the sign of a full life, or something?

-Jam