The Recreation Commons - Seventh Floor : Thermocline Tavern

[Vev]

what happened to the 'de'?

[Method]

Originally posted by Maniac
The biggest alcoholics in Café "Temple of Planet" were:

HongHu 		 57 
Drogue  	52 
Jamski  	46 
FlameFlash  	44 
Maniac  	39 
Vev  		34 
Kody  		32 
Hercules  	29 
Corellion  	25 
Comrade Tassadar  19 
Octavian X  	15 
Method  	13 
Micha  		12 
Atlantian	 10 
jtsisyoda  	10 
Googlie  	9 
Crimson Sunrise  9 
Kassiopeia  	7 
Lemmy  		7 
GeneralTacticus 5 
MrWhereItsAt	 5 
Impaler[WrG] 	 4 
DeathByTheSword  4 
Makahlua  	3 
Flubber  	3 
Minute Mirage  2 
Ari Rahikkala  2 
laurentius  	1 
johndmuller  	1 
Voltaire  	1 
Vander  	1 
Ignorance  	1

a mere 13 posts. i'm so ashamed. at least i'm still 2nd overall, so rejoice and be filled with the joy of erm! FREE XENOBREW FOR ALL!

[Vev]

and evil, subversive xenoturkeys

[Jamski]

Turkeys are generally quite evil. They even have thier own country, the evil birds

-Jam

[Vev]

Darn are they crafty, those deviant poultry.

[Jamski]

They have enslaved a whole nation! We must rescue the Turks and fry the Turkeys in Greece. Then we could eat them all. There's Norway we could be Hungary after that many birds.



-Jam

[Hercules]

They wouldn't be russian around anymore then

[Method]

when i'm finnish with them, they'll regret having been born!


/me sounds the horrible pun alarm and runs off

[FlameFlash]

@Method's pun.

[Maniac]

Originally posted by Method
a mere 13 posts. i'm so ashamed. at least i'm still 2nd overall, so rejoice and be filled with the joy of erm! FREE XENOBREW FOR ALL!

Hive Mind Stuff seems to be more in these days. I guess it's more swedish.

( Yes I know)

[Kassiopeia]

I'm not even getting half of these puns. You should all feel very ashamed of yourselves. Method's one was probably closest to attaining a measurable degree of wittiness. If you were Lemmies you'd be doing time by now.

[Maniac]

Originally posted by Kassiopeia
I'm not even getting half of these puns.

Then I think the problem lies with you. Granted, they're not terribly funny, but IMHO they're pretty easy to "get".

[Vev]

puns are evil

[Snowflake]

Phew! Finally finished working. Do you guys have those imported hard liqures that smell so good from the old China?

[Jamski]

Umm, common opinion is that they smell like old China

-Jam