The Recreation Commons - Seventh Floor : Thermocline Tavern

[Vev]

Or someone who had a fun life.

[Hercules]

an empty vessel makes most noise. Is that it.

[Jamski]

Its not empty, its 0.00001% full, that's how I like to see it

-Jam

[Micha]

[cram] vessel is n% full; n->0, n>0 [/cram]

[Snowflake]

Always be positive, that's the attitude I like.

[Hercules]

Advert:
Empty vessel looking for short term relationship. A 99.999999999% empty vessel has lots and lots of spare useful space and an extraordinary capacity to welcome alcoholic liquids. Liquids applying must have a positive outgoing nature or be of good spirit.

[Drogue]

Originally posted by HongHu
52% 50cl

A 52% clear spirit that I don't know about? I'm sure I can take a drop from the almost empty bottle and synth some more for you. 9/10 Cyborgs can't tell the difference

An empty bottle is the sign of a full stomach

[Vev]

A bottle is 142% empty

[MrWhereItsAt]

Originally posted by Kassiopeia
* Kassiopeia pulls out a fire hose *

* Kassiopeia walks to the outlet of the underground Xenorum tank (a few hundred thousand litres) *

* Kassiopeia connects the hose to the outlet *

* Kassiopeia walks to WIA and attaches it to his mouth *

You'll have to suck it all, well, not the entire length. Oh, and you won't have _time_ to swallow. Tee hee.

/me finishes, after 1.5 days of liquid intake.

/me wipes mouth and sloshes towards the loo..

Give me a minute...

[Drogue]

/me walks in from the back room, a forlorn expression on his face. He wanders over to the sofa in the corner and sits down, bottle grasped with both hands. He seems to be concentrating intently on something.

[Kassiopeia]

Hm. I hear there's been some ****ing up going on with the emoticons.

/me tests *

:p

:tongue:

Edit: oh well, looks like whatever it was, it's been fixed.

MrWIA, btw, while you're there, please clean the place up a bit. A infestation at this stage would bring up activity levels, yes, but it'd be too silly a trick to pull off.

[Jamski]

Too late

There's two in my post already



Make that three!

-Jam

[Maniac]

Now already nine. They apparently split in three every few hours. Please hurry up MWIA: this situation is too silly for words!

[Hercules]

Quick before they start mutating.

[Drogue]

/me gets up from chair, picks up a candle, lights it and holds it in front of his mouth. He then breathes an interesting, if slightly noxious gas. The flame dances from his lips.

"Hmmm, should do the trick," he smiles to himself.

/me begins to wander into the RC bathroom, to try to sort the problem, when a bounces out. He puts the candle to his lips and breathes, frying the poor little critter.

/me smiles to himself, and sits by the door, in case any try to escape.