PRAVDA - The Hive Newsletter of the Peoples' Advisory Council

[Jamski]

COMRADES!
WE GREET EACH DAY WITH THE TRUTH!

Lenin's Birthday Edition of the Russian Newspaper "Pravda" which means "The Truth"

Welcome comrades to the offical newsletter of the Human Hive. All hail to the glorious Chairman-to-be soon to be democratically elected by the justly famous hard working comrades of the Peoples' Advisory Council :

• Static Universe
• War of Art
• Micha
• Voltaire
• HongHu
• Vev
• Calc II

One of which shall shortly be chosen to replace our beloved Great Leader and Comrade Chairman Yang, who died fighting valliantly to save the Unity from the forces of Capitalism and Free Marketry.
The Peoples' Advisory Council (PAC) will continue to support Yang's ideals on the harsh planet that will be our new home. The PAC will lead the brothers and sisters of the Human Hive to shed thier feelings of selfishness and disloyalty to live in harmony with each other. The Comrade is the State. Those who oppose our plans will not live to regret their decisions.

Onwards Comrades - the Future of Humanity lies in Cooperation, Brotherhood and Industry - Continue to Work for the Glory of the Human Hive

(All PAC members are welcome to submit articles and comments directly to Pravda untill an Editor is appointed. Untill then this newspaper is free, and anyone may post in it.)

-Jam

[Archaic]

You *do* realise that the Hive isn't an anti-capitalist faction. They're just opposed to democracy. You can have a free market in a dictatorship afterall.

[Jamski]

Have you ever read PRAVDA? This newsletter contains only the truth. Anyone disagreeing with PRAVDA is a liar and guilty of anti-social ideas. If PRAVDA speaks against the Freemarketry, then this is the truth. If in the future PRAVDA speaks for the Freemarketry, then the truth will change. The glorious comrades of the Human Hive may only read the truth in their newspaper. They deserve nothing else in return for the sacrifices they must make for their brothers.

-Jam

[GeneralTacticus]

Well, while Yang could technically run FM in the game, it would make about as much sense as Cha Dawn doing it; while it's not the ideology he hates most, it goes completely against his belie in total state control.

[Jamski]

Exactly, and that weakling fool Lal could be a Fundamentalist, were he not so tied to his idiotic "democracy" where the Drones must suffer working for their "democratically elected superiors".

-Jam

[Hercules]

Yeah I remember Pravda. It makes good kindling for lighting fires. Burns well in underground bunkers.

Dipped in tar it is quite good as an aid to raiding galleons.

[moomin]

Pravda; reading and toilet paper in one. For those whose bottoms are not too sensitive, anyway.

[GeneralTacticus]

"What do you think of Pravda?"

"No good. The paper is too thick; it keeps clogging up the toilet."

[Jamski]

Lies, lies and dammed lies. PRAVDA is not only good toilet paper it is superior to normal toilet paper. When we build a network node (which will be the glory of Planet) we shall move to a Workers' On-Line PRAVDA edition. For toilet paper we shall use the lies-paper of those University capitalist running dogs.

-Jam

[Hercules]

Pravda: starts out full of s**t and ends full of s**t

[Jamski]

Now presenting PRAVDA illustrated - far too good to wipe your bottom on. The Proletariat unite in their Love for PRAVDA ! Onwards in the Brotherhood of Mankind !

-Jam

[Jamski]

This is our message of Comradeship and Brotherhood to the University of Planet :



(Translated reads: The Central Committee of the Communist Party and the Soviet Government are counting on the fact that the scientists and the scientific-technical intelligence [it is a social layer] of the country will accept the Party's plans close to the heart. They will not be afraid to spend energy to speed up the scientific-technical progress.)

-Jam

[Jamski]

And here is our Message to our Comrades that dwell in the Oceans :



Translated reads : Be observant, mariner! (Original from 1952!)

-Jam

[Jamski]

And one for our Beloved Comrades in the Peoples Union of the Free Drones :



Translated reads : [To work] - with energy, creativity and responsibility - should all of us!

-Jam

[Jamski]

And for our Brothers and Sisters who have Advanced with Technology to become Cybernetic :



Translated : Let us build new life (But the picture on the left is half man / half machine.

-Jam