PRAVDA - The Hive Newsletter of the Peoples' Advisory Council

[Jamski]

We'll run an article on our Cybernetic Comrades in the next edition for TK Gamma-8, which will not be in any way biased or propaganda - it will be the glorious truth of PRAVDA!

OK?

-Jam

[Maniac]

Why are capitalist fools still spamming around here?

I, Mani Alpha-3, for one am not a capitalist as you define them. I will defend the rational efficiency of a planned economy among my fellow cyborgs. Together with TK Gamma-8 defending FM and Drogi Upsilon-5 defending green I'm sure we will have quite a few exciting arguments in our private forum...

[Jamski]

Originally posted by War of Art
We can tolerate Maniac because he is a secret comrade. He is fooling the Captialist Running Dogs for now, but soon he will realise his True Allegaince lies with the glorious Human Hive.
-Jam

I said that about you a few posts up, if its any consolation

-Jam

[Method]

Originally posted by Maniac
with TK Gamma-8 defending FM

oh great, i'm an evil capitalist again. ah well.
/me picks up the CIAC with military choppers and transports it back to 2101 using his newly invented Secret Evil Twin Sean Time Machine™ to use for his evil scheming in the new faction

[Maniac]

Originally posted by War of Art


I said that about you a few posts up, if its any consolation

-Jam

Well yes I know , but I'm using every opportunity and post I can get to become one of the 100 most posting Apolytoners. Currently I'm on the 102th position.

[Jamski]

You're such a spamburger but we love you anyway. Actually I've made about 200 posts today. I lost my job on Monday, so now I can be a full time poster. (No sympathy please - I'm happy about it)

Feel free to post in PRAVDA as much as you like - untill we appoint an Editoral Deputy to the Peoples' Advisory Council. Then there may be some restrictions, depending on who ends up as EDttPAC. And where is the CyCon newspaper-embryo-thing? Get typing if you want to get your PC +1's

-Jam

[Method]

200 today? no, you're not that Trip-ulatory i only counted 55 :P

CyCon newspaper...hmm, i'll let someone else do that

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[Jamski]

I thought you were guessing that number, but I just checked. You really have too much time TKG Well this is 56, and a possible bed-time for me. Well lets see... 56 per day = 392 per week. At this rate I need 23 more weeks to make Deity. Unless I die first from trying to write 56 posts per day.

-Jam

[Method]

Originally posted by War of Art
You really have too much time TKG

says the guy who's made 56 posts today

[Maniac]

Originally posted by War of Art
I lost my job on Monday, so now I can be a full time poster.

Weren't you a non-German working in Germany or am I wrong? Will you move to somewhere else now?

And where is the CyCon newspaper-embryo-thing?

We have datalinks which everyone with the correct implants can access by just thinking about it. We don't need such a primitive thing as a "newspaper".

[Micha]

"LIED DER PARTEI (Die Partei hat immer recht) (1950)
Composition and lyrics: Louis Fuernberg

Sie hat uns alles gegeben,
Sonne und Wind und sie geizte nie.
Wo sie war, war das Leben,
Was wir sind, sind wir durch sie.
Sie hat uns niemals verlassen,
Fror auch die Welt, uns war warm.
Uns schützt die Mutter der Massen,
Uns trägt ihr mächtiger Arm.

Die Partei, die Partei,
Die hat immer recht
Und Genossen es bleibe dabei,
Denn wer kämpft für das Recht,
Der hat immer recht
Gegen Lüge und Ausbeuterei.
Wer das Leben beleidigt,
Ist dumm oder schlecht,
Wer die Menschen verteidigt,
Hat immer recht.
So aus Lenin'schem Geist
Wächst von Stalin geschweißt
Die Partei, die Partei, die Partei.

Sie hat uns niemals geschmeichelt.
Sank uns im Kampfe auch mal der Mut,
Hat sie uns leis nur gestreichelt:
"Zagt nicht!" und gleich war uns gut.
Zählt denn noch Schmerz und Beschwerde,
Wenn uns das Gute gelingt,
Wenn man den Ärmsten der Erde,
Freiheit und Frieden erzwingt?

Sie hat uns alles gegeben,
Ziegel zum Bau und den großen Plan.
Sie sprach: "Meistert das Leben,
Vorwärts Genossen, packt an."
Hetzen Hyänen zum Kriege,
Bricht euer Bau ihre Macht.
Zimmert das Haus und die Wiege,
Bauleute, seid auf der Wacht!"

Song distributed by the SED in former Eastern Germany.

Translation:
"She [the party, the government] has given everything to us,
the sun and the wind, and she´s never been stingy with it.
Where she was, there was the life,
What we are, we are through her.
She´s never left us,
when the world was freezing we were warm.
We are protected by the mother of the mass,
we are carried by her mighty arm.

The party, the party,
she´s always right.
And comrades, that´s final,
´cause who fights for the right,
is always right,
against the lie and the exploit.
Who insults life,
is dump or bad,
who defends the people,
is always right.
So made of Lenin´s spirit,
welded by Stalin,
there grows the party, the party, the party.

She was never flattering us.
When we lost heart in the struggle,
she had just stroked us softly:
"Don´t hesitate!" and then we felt good.
Do trouble and pain still count,
when we succeed in the good,
when for the poorest on earth,
freedom and peace is forced?

She´d given everything to us,
bricks for the construction and the great plan.
She said: "master life,
let´s go comrades, tackle it."
When hyenas engage in warmongering,
your work will break the might.
Build the house and the cradle,
craftsmen, be on your guard!"

[Voltaire]

Crurses!

Let’s try this one more time.

[Voltaire]

Finnally, it works!

Well you learn something new everyday.

[Voltaire]

[Create a great new situation in socialist modernized construction.]

[Voltaire]

Comrades! We have in private already briefly discussed the government structure of our great new nation. Now I ask you to contribute to coming up with names for your ministries/ministers and region/governors.

After much consideration I put forth before the People’s Advisory Council the proposal to classify regions as prefectures and governors as prefects; who would be directly appointed by the People’s Continuing Committee.

Furthermore, the proposed administrative structure of the Human Hive would consist of the following:

The People’s Continuing Committee to be headed by the Chairman, and would oversee all matters of state though the People’s Ministries. The People’s Ministries would consist of the following:

Ministry of Economics Affairs: headed by the People’s Commissar of Economics Affairs;
Ministry of Science and Technology: headed by the People’s Commissar of Science and Technology;
Ministry of Information: headed by the People’s Commissar of Information;
Ministry of State Security: headed by the People’s Commissar of State Security; & the
Commission of Foreign Affairs: headed by the Commissioner of Foreign Affairs.

The People’s Advisory Council are requested to look at the proposal submitted and offer insight and commentary into it.

P.S.
If anyone can come up with more create names please do, Ministry is overused, we need something more creative.